FabSwingers.com forum: If I had the money...

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.

What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Oddly enough, I'd pay to pluck out your grey pubes. I was just thinking exactly that.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Sensual sex. It’s bloody lovely

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm actually a plucker of grey hairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.

What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?"

I’d do it for free if you do my ear hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profesional smiter to smite my enimys

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Someone to change the bedding every night. Can't beat getting into a fresh bed

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Oddly enough, I'd pay to pluck out your grey pubes. I was just thinking exactly that.

Genuinely laughed so much I spat my coffee out.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A profesional smiter to smite my enimys

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.

What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?

I’d do it for free if you do my ear hair"

Nose hair and you have a deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.

What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?

I’d do it for free if you do my ear hair

Nose hair and you have a deal."

You’re not plucking my nose hair it makes me sneeze

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Someone to change the bedding every night. Can't beat getting into a fresh bed"

Oh gawd yes and I’d need bathing too.

I’d get Chanel to make No.5 scented washing powder also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd find the limit of what someone would actually do for a million pound!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me

I feel your pain. Night shifts are vile

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Wipe my bum"

They’ll need proper training first.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Someone to stroke my arms until I’m asleep.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Someone to stroke my arms until I’m asleep."

Stroke them with what?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Someone to stroke my arms until I’m asleep.

Stroke them with what?

Let’s keep it simple, a feather on a stick, I don’t want to hear them breathing whilst I’m trying to doze off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe my bum

They’ll need proper training first. "

It’s ok, I’m still practicing getting it right myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the fluff from my belly button because my finger stink afterwards and I can’t help but sniff them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me

I feel your pain. Night shifts are vile

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so I guess you are not keen on my offer ?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Someone to stroke my arms until I’m asleep.

Stroke them with what?

Let’s keep it simple, a feather on a stick, I don’t want to hear them breathing whilst I’m trying to doze off."

Sounds entirely reasonable. Would you provide the feather?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me

I feel your pain. Night shifts are vile

so I guess you are not keen on my offer ?

Hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me

I feel your pain. Night shifts are vile

so I guess you are not keen on my offer ?

Hell no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do it free to be honest.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I’d pay someone to remove my phone from one hand, my wand from the other and take me glasses off so I can sleep post orgasm.

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

I would have a chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluck hairs of course btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do it free to be honest."

I think there is a queue offering already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me

I feel your pain. Night shifts are vile

so I guess you are not keen on my offer ?

Hell no

I have managed to evade night shifts now for over a decade. Never again.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d pay for the worlds best alarm clock every morning, which is a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a chef

This. And a personal trainer to help burn off all those calories. Although with a chef, would have more spare time to burn them off with Mrs

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Probably an EBT rescue.

More simple:

Someone to make sure the honey is always at the perfect chilled temperature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do it free to be honest.

I think there is a queue offering already

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the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do for free but with my FUCKING teeth !!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd shampoo them with plantur brown .. for free xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes! "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes! "

Do you mind brown handprints on them?

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'd shampoo them with plantur brown .. for free xx"

Stingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Botox

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'd do for free but with my FUCKING teeth !!!! "

Crunchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do it free to be honest.

I think there is a queue offering already

the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked

Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!

Can I play with your nipples too?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.

What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?"

pay to pluck the grey pubes from a very tall mature hot looking woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!

Do you mind brown handprints on them?"

Depends why they're brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!

Can I play with your nipples too?"

Not if I'm bloody paying you!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes!

Do you mind brown handprints on them?

Depends why they're brown

Plantur brown on them after Pube dyeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do it free to be honest.

I think there is a queue offering already

the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked

Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck

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one hair and a kiss each?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a chef, and someone to wash up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do it free to be honest.

I think there is a queue offering already

the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked

Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck

one hair and a kiss each?

You are going to kiss the other pluckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd do it free to be honest.

I think there is a queue offering already

the more the. Merrier right? Being delicately plucked

Depends on how many grey hairs there are for 'the many' to pluck

one hair and a kiss each?

You are going to kiss the other pluckers

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every pube plucked everyone kisses it better haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to peel my grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pay someone half my wages to do my nights for me

I feel your pain. Night shifts are vile

Just leaving for mine shortly, 2 more to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I’d pay to have someone pluck my grey pubes out.

What ridiculous thing would you happily pay for?"

Can we see the pubes in question, so we know what we are dealing with here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to do my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs done

Laser hair removal

New house

Holiday

Gold leaf bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs done

Laser hair removal

New house

Holiday

Gold leaf bog roll

*a chorus of trumpets sound*

But your boobs are perfect

Your upper lip probably does need the laser though

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Someone to just stand behind me and hold my boobs up. Bras are so uncomfortable sometimes! "

Ooh! Me! Me! Please!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I’d pay someone to remove my phone from one hand, my wand from the other and take me glasses off so I can sleep post orgasm. "

Wow! Are you a fairy? How cool!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I never noticed your grey pubes tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobs done

Laser hair removal

New house

Holiday

Gold leaf bog roll

*a chorus of trumpets sound*

But your boobs are perfect

Your upper lip probably does need the laser though

My arse crack too, that beast should have it's own national insurance number

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I never noticed your grey pubes tbh"

It was dark and quite a few years ago though.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I never noticed your grey pubes tbh

It was dark and quite a few years ago though. "

Bright lights are never that flattering at the best of times

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