FabSwingers.com forum: Name the fab horse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging times

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Long and hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuckol Ding.

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Take the full length

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuckol Ding."

very good

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Hung like a...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuckol Ding.

very good "

I'll take your word for it

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

The Cuck's Face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuckol Ding.

very good

I'll take your word for it

Ermmm...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Racey mc racehorse

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Kinky hooves

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/06/19 17:51:44]"

Commentator's nightmare that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky hooves "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Red bum

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Red bum"

Chapeau

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kinky hooves "

Yes, that would work nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red bum"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A streamlined pursuit of excellence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh some of these are hilarious!

My entry is...

Genuine professional...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Black Beauty

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Sharegar?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Necessary use of the whip

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

Dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharegar?

Top notch, go to the top of the class!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pocket rocket

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Going good to firm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muffin the horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat with respect

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Balls deep

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Alwayscumsfirst

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Feeding the pony

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fabulous and Gelded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fabulous and Gelded"

Yeah, that’ll slow him down a bit

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Discreet Meet

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Ride me hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RedBum

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Otters Pocket

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Couples Conundrum (that would be a pantomime horse with only one half running...)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

horsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buck Fuddy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Buck Fuddy"

Brilliant.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

and they're off??

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Hubba ding dong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meliquine

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By *aul smith999Man
over a year ago

Horton Le Spring.

I would call the horse “my face” So when you are in the crowd you can shout come on my face. Lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Camilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy Biscuit

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Clique-Clop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clique-Clop"

That’s good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Camilla "

Oooh... saucer of milk granny?

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

Dusty carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noble locks..a gelding....(no bollocks)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mare Mare Stallion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Won’t cum first

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Sex machine

... can just imagine commentators.... and here cums Micky o'Leary riding sex machine from behind.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timeforaquickone

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Fast and curious

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Hole of glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crackerwang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fast and curious "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab Straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hast Forse

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Cunning stunt.

Imagine them trying to say that quickly in the middle of a race

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A keen ox

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

If this horse is male then

kleenex or one off the wrist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Top for bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Racing Bull (if it’s a male)

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"If this horse is male then

kleenex or one off the wrist "

wankidextrous

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Bare Back

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Delli Ted

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Camilla

Oooh... saucer of milk granny?

Dunno what you are implying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bare Back"

Why has this not been said yet! Excellent choice sir!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Asybian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asybian

Excellent!

Can’t leave that as the thread killer post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alwayscumsfirst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pucker Up.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Alwayscumsfirst

A quick last minute frenzied spurt for the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alwayscumsfirst

A quick last minute frenzied spurt for the line

Giddy up horsey

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

There’s one in here I’d ride for sure

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A Hoss called Unlos

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Semenbiscuit

(I’m sorry Seabiscuit

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Cumslast

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Semenbiscuit

(I’m sorry Seabiscuit

Or go the whole way and just have

Soggybiscuit

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Arsekle

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Gushizzy Twee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Flagpole sitta

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Taleoftwotitties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney

You know, like the university

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulousrider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beef or kippers

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Finger Blaster

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Kisshagavoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging chariot

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sir Spankalot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ivanna threesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kisshagavoid"

I like that

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Ivanna threesome"

Yeah but what would you call the horse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justspitonit

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

There is a horse in training called Fab

This one should be called 'premature ejacuation' that way it will come first

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Before committing to this syndicate can I check if the horse will be ridden bareback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ivanna threesome

Yeah but what would you call the horse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghostrider

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Rubmegently

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Horsey McHorseface

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ivanacockor2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabmypicsup

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hotpic

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Dave

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Before committing to this syndicate can I check if the horse will be ridden bareback?

Doubt it as not good for the horse or the rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del trotta

Fabski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunglikea

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

By the beach

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Cuming on the outside

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Hunglikea"

For some reason I read that as Hung Like Ikea and my mind boggled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Semenbiscuit

(I’m sorry Seabiscuit

I posted Soggy Biscuit before

same wavelength..

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Betty swallocks

Cupid stunt

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Maybe it's a bighorse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Cumming up the rear” commentary puns!

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Alan Beith Tonsil Boy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rideme like youstoleme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SpankWankFrank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half these names would be rejected. There’s Some sort to etiquette about horse names being too rude...it’s actually a thing.

Shame really, Big Dick Richie is a brilliant name for a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MyBrothersATescoBurger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MyBrothersATescoBurger"

Onyourbaps

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Spray my tits

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Yourplace or mine

Bedwrecker boy

Lastmanin

Hard2lick

Feisty lady

Neverstop

Comeshard

Fromtheback

is my line up love to here the commentary

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Yourplace or mine

Bedwrecker boy

Lastmanin

Hard2lick

Feisty lady

Neverstop

Comeshard

Fromtheback

is my line up love to here the commentary

Hear*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lame improver

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Silhouette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried this before and got accused of trying to get my horses trained for free! Despite being very solvent I just thought a Fab racing syndicate a great way to socialize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half these names would be rejected. There’s Some sort to etiquette about horse names being too rude...it’s actually a thing.

Shame really, Big Dick Richie is a brilliant name for a horse "

It's not etiquette more a rule that the BHA enforce.

I am lucky to have the opportunity to name a few horses every year tend to have a theme normally use the dam and sires name to make a new name.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Mr Gives Ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well all the ladies will want it to come second in every race ..lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Glory Hole

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough for ya

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Fuckandgo

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Sad Ken

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

Cockshot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grass"
and the winner is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horsey McFabface

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grassand the winner is

Meeee

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Gee spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grassand the winner is

Meeee

"
I agree you are a whinnier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grassand the winner is

Meeee

I agree you are a whinnier

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winner omg

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grassand the winner is

Meeee

I agree you are a whinnier

Well thanks I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grassand the winner is

Meeee

I agree you are a whinnier

Well thanks I think

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It's a horsey term for winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glue Factory

Bound to Lose

Donkey hotee

Knot a Chance

Shaggers Yard

Black Bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red rum

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grassand the winner is

Meeee

I agree you are a whinnier

Well thanks I think

It's a horsey term for winner

You learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In case you missed it there’s a guy trying to start a fab horse racing syndicate.

I can’t see it happening but naming the beast might be fun!

My suggestion...

Pamphoss grassand the winner is

Meeee

I agree you are a whinnier

Well thanks I think

It's a horsey term for winner

You learn something new every day

"
I've always wanted to be a teacher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Humour is the winner here.

We’re all winners

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Humour is the winner here.

We’re all winners

Like that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor Quinn Cider

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By *lloverkisserMan
over a year ago

preston

Felching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neck'n'neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage Meat

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Knackers Yard

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over a year ago

airtight

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Gee up.

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over a year ago

The galloping gourmet

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over a year ago

Boo Khaki

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over a year ago

Tesco Lasagne

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over a year ago

Trotter

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over a year ago

Horse

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