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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have any?

My "supervisor " is a complete cunt.

She's the kind of person that can't take blame

It's never ever her fault and always defensive.

She's dithery and not efficient at all.

I can't stand her

I'm looking for another job.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You know that saying that if you think everybody else is a cunt then it’s you.

Everybody I work with is a cunt.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

My boss is the same. The sooner people like this who are just looking out for themselves, are pitchforked into the canal, the better

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

All mine were ousted! Great bunch now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a boss like that once.. until the workforce ganged up and went behind her back to head office.. problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know that saying that if you think everybody else is a cunt then it’s you.

Everybody I work with is a cunt. "

I'm not in denial!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've an old bloke who I have to work with. He's in his 50s, never had a girlfriend in the 30 odd years he's worked there. Most miserable cunt I know. Now and then I try making him laugh. I'm sure it cracks his skin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a boss like that once.. until the workforce ganged up and went behind her back to head office.. problem solved "

I work for an independent company - and unfortunately the manager is also a massive cunt

There's no one to talk to about it.

I want to avoid the drama and leave

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By *zzy69Woman
over a year ago

The Lake District

Good plan- usually easier to just move on

Might be worth recording details of when her behaviour is bad in case you need it

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

My last boss was a bit if a cnut but at least he was consistent and knew his job. His replacement tries to be all matey and dithers too much and totally inconsistent. .. to be honest I'd prefer having the cnut back as we knew where we were with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few over the years, but they have been very much in the minority and easily ignored.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

After nearly 11 weeks off work (& 2 more to go) I’ve only missed a few of my colleagues. The rest I’d gladly push off a balcony. I’ll not be taking their crap when I go back

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a few over the years, but they have been very much in the minority and easily ignored. "

It's impossible to ignore this woman.

She makes issues where there aren't any.

I feel sad because she's pushing me out and I have zero motivation to start fresh somewhere else!

I just want an easy life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My captain is a micromanager, the only way he stops is when I stop and make him have to tell me to do EVERYTHING, so much he can't do his job, he stops for a couple of weeks and slowly it creeps back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had a few over the years, but they have been very much in the minority and easily ignored.

It's impossible to ignore this woman.

She makes issues where there aren't any.

I feel sad because she's pushing me out and I have zero motivation to start fresh somewhere else!

I just want an easy life!"

Fella here - Use the word 'bully' these fucking shitty bosses hate it and go all defensive. No one fucks me over at work, as soon as they try to I just speak my mind about them and the job and people have learned to leave me alone haha.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"You know that saying that if you think everybody else is a cunt then it’s you.

Everybody I work with is a cunt.

I'm not in denial!

"

I don’t think you are, and feel for you if one idiot is so bad you’re considering changing job.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My boss , as some of you may recall , isn't a cunt , hes nice to me , hes just an irritating, old , annoying twat

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Being a boss is a bit like being on FAB I suppose - you're not going to be liked by everybody.

I'm a great boss...

Then again, I think I'm great on FAB too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s always one. Turns sunshine into rain. Wine into vinegar. Chocolate cake into manure. Just seen the bit*h. Makes it worse when your boss has the hots for her

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

I’m lucky, hardly cunts where I work. Unless I’m the cunt!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup one that puts everyone on edge and gets away with it. I am looking for something else. She was off sick and everything was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few like that

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I work for myself..I'm the best boss I've ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have loads. A few twats and a lot of morons. Lots of good ones too though.

~Mia

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Have worker like that, his glass is always half full,

Don't get ne wrong good worker, it's just his constant complains and so called good advise, just grinds on my teeth.

Mind you through all of that never took his own advise.

Fucking cunt

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Half empty Lol

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I used to have a boss like that, put up with it for years because he made me doubt myself so much that I didn't have the confidence in my ability to get another job...I got headhunted by an old manager and have never been happier at work. Got a higher wage as well which was an added bonus

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Everyone’s a cunt until I wake up properly which is at least 10:00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im lucky i work alone, so the cunt i have to deal with is me.

And to answer your question yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im lucky i work alone, so the cunt i have to deal with is me.

And to answer your question yes "

Working alone sounds awesome!

I have been looking at jobs and I don't want to do any of it.

I just want to stay where I am and be left alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to work on the railways and had supervisor like that horrible c..... now am self employed as a London cabbie best move ever kind regards tel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've worked for dreadful women bosses all my life (and still do) so I feel your pain OP. Good luck with the job hunt

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sometimes the people acting like this don’t even realise they are being like that or having that effect on people, anyone tried a quiet word with them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I

Am

The

Cunty

Colleague

Where I work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the other side of the scale, I am a manager of girls, 20 somethings, self entitled, lazy. And then cried to my boss when I put them on performance management, who basically told them step up, or ship out.

It is not for the faint of heart. If they put as much effort into their job as they do their moaning i'd be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work with a guy who says he holds the entire factory up, while simultaneously not doing his job in as many ways possible. In fact work gets better when he isn't there, which is quite often because he pulls sickies a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I am self employed!

I dont do workplace politics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im lucky i work alone, so the cunt i have to deal with is me.

And to answer your question yes

Working alone sounds awesome!

I have been looking at jobs and I don't want to do any of it.

I just want to stay where I am and be left alone "

Sounds like you might have to take her on. Assuming you are doing your job properly, just ask her what her problem with you is and if you have to, go the bullying route.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im lucky i work alone, so the cunt i have to deal with is me.

And to answer your question yes

Working alone sounds awesome!

I have been looking at jobs and I don't want to do any of it.

I just want to stay where I am and be left alone

Sounds like you might have to take her on. Assuming you are doing your job properly, just ask her what her problem with you is and if you have to, go the bullying route."

Yes I think it might get to that point.

I really hate drama and confrontation

I've taken a half day today to think it through properly and whether its worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im lucky i work alone, so the cunt i have to deal with is me.

And to answer your question yes

Working alone sounds awesome!

I have been looking at jobs and I don't want to do any of it.

I just want to stay where I am and be left alone

Sounds like you might have to take her on. Assuming you are doing your job properly, just ask her what her problem with you is and if you have to, go the bullying route.

Yes I think it might get to that point.

I really hate drama and confrontation

I've taken a half day today to think it through properly and whether its worth it "

Is it worth joining a union? then log any incidents etc, keep a record.

You will have a comprehensive log of details then.

Acas are good, maybe ring them for advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started a new job and been here 11 weeks. First two weeks I had 9 complaints against me which included i was doing the following:

• I yawned in a meeting once

• I clicked my pen too often

• I was on my computer (the role is an office job so I mean everything we do is on the chuffing computer!)

• And many more petty things.

Well now the women who were causing the issue have been fired for doing everyones nut in. Now it’s just me with an insane workload but a office to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have worker like that, his glass is always half full,

Don't get ne wrong good worker, it's just his constant complains and so called good advise, just grinds on my teeth.

Mind you through all of that never took his own advise.

Fucking cunt "

Half empty then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im lucky i work alone, so the cunt i have to deal with is me.

And to answer your question yes

Working alone sounds awesome!

I have been looking at jobs and I don't want to do any of it.

I just want to stay where I am and be left alone

Sounds like you might have to take her on. Assuming you are doing your job properly, just ask her what her problem with you is and if you have to, go the bullying route.

Yes I think it might get to that point.

I really hate drama and confrontation

I've taken a half day today to think it through properly and whether its worth it "

Take a deep breath and never stoop to her level.change is a scary thing to me and have spent far to much time avoiding them. Now it scares me just the same but i move towards change ( slowly maybe but its a move) i keep in mind why im changing these things. Eg changing the job might be scary, looking for a new one , the new people that you will be working with . But ...but imagin waking up for work and not hating the cunts befor you even get there, imagin looking forward to seeing a work mate. Imagin the smile the change could bring. Then with that thought it dosent seem so scary at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C*nty colleagues are manageable, c*nty customers are where the real challenge lies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too,

everyone else I've ever worked for turn out to be absolute cunts.

Self employed is the best thing ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so glad I'm self employed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss is at the top of the pile in cuntiness I’ve never worked for someone who can’t keep the same trajectory for more than a few weeks until he gets bored and changes his mind. sadly there’s no one really managing him to point out what an idiot he is but it has come out that he does have a reputation. I’ve learned to play the game but I’m also on the hunt before he damages my career. If I make it that far up the ladder I shall make damn sure not to follow that model!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Not at my current place of work. Other places always had one major cunt though. Brian and Phil...no matter what you are doing now, you will always both be a fucking big cunt for all eternity.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Do you have any?

My "supervisor " is a complete cunt.

She's the kind of person that can't take blame

It's never ever her fault and always defensive.

She's dithery and not efficient at all.

I can't stand her

I'm looking for another job."

We have a guy at work who thinks the sun shines out of his own arse, can't seem to do wrong yet he constantly fucks up jobs. Worse still despite that he completely doesn't give a fuck the office seems to think the sun shines out of his arse.

Even wise he's only 24 but thinks he knows everything.

Proper cunt!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Do you have any?

My "supervisor " is a complete cunt.

She's the kind of person that can't take blame

It's never ever her fault and always defensive.

She's dithery and not efficient at all.

I can't stand her

I'm looking for another job."

God you don’t work for my old boss do you! Lol

Mrs J xx

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Do you have any?

My "supervisor " is a complete cunt.

She's the kind of person that can't take blame

It's never ever her fault and always defensive.

She's dithery and not efficient at all.

I can't stand her

I'm looking for another job."

I have one, just the same, and they gave me my cards two weeks last Wednesday

But I was already looking for work elsewhere, and had a phone call the very next morning with a job offer and much better conditions

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