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Shifting the blame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who has ever hid ownership of a fart from family members,friends, colleagues (or animals) ?

Honest answers please.

I would go so far as to predict there is not a single no answer. Unless you grew up on another planet! Or are still shifting the blame.

I confess I have done neutral (not me) face many times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I claim other people’s farts as my own. I want people to be wary of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own mine. They'll burn hairs from nostrils at 10ft. I want 'em to know I'm proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm proud of my farts, there is no way I would let anyone take the credit for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I claim other people’s farts as my own. I want people to be wary of me. "
You have strayed into the area of theft, and left ownership far behind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... "
Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm proud of my farts, there is no way I would let anyone take the credit for them"
I understand it's right moment right time usage!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've blamed the cat before now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've blamed the cat before now"
That did cross my mind about cats, so they can be used too!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!"

Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area

I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!

Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area

I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies "
Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!

Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area

I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment!"

I went to Boarding School from aged 7 - 17, we used to say, whoever smelled it dealt it, then, whoever denied it supplied it.

Oh what fun we used have when were about 8 or 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fart will never not be funny

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fart will never not be funny "
My Niece's and

nephews can see the funny side. My Sister too. You have to choose your 'victims' wisely!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"A fart will never not be funny "

Can you do one by cupping your hand under your armpit and squeezing the air out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A fart will never not be funny

Can you do one by cupping your hand under your armpit and squeezing the air out? "
Yes, learned that one at school.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!

Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area

I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment!

I went to Boarding School from aged 7 - 17, we used to say, whoever smelled it dealt it, then, whoever denied it supplied it.

Oh what fun we used have when were about 8 or 9 "
There may be some truth in that saying, but their are some real poker faces out there! My nephew denied one (under humourous interrogation) for ages, until he finally broke and giggled!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I blame my son

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame my son "
Does he return the favor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What about the crowded bus silent but deadly one, where you take a quick straight faced look around you (as if your looking to find a source) and then open a window. Yet your the guilty party? All done unavoidably and not with planned intent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a kitchen so ninja fart often and just let people guess who it was

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"When I had a dog he’d get the blame for any SBD’s.... Dogs are great to hide behind, they have their uses! I am a dog lover too!

Most dogs look surprised when they fart and quickly vacate the area

I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies Yes, their dead giveaways when it's them, but can still be used against the unaware humans around you! Not persecution style, but a "it must be the dog" comment!

I went to Boarding School from aged 7 - 17, we used to say, whoever smelled it dealt it, then, whoever denied it supplied it.

Oh what fun we used have when were about 8 or 9 There may be some truth in that saying, but their are some real poker faces out there! My nephew denied one (under humourous interrogation) for ages, until he finally broke and giggled!"

I try and hold mine in, then I can reach a Middle C if I clench ma buttocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work in a kitchen so ninja fart often and just let people guess who it was "
Food as masker,excellent!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I blame my son Does he return the favor?"

All the time

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