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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When waking up in sheer panic at 0545. Diving into bathroom in the dark and having a quick swill whilst trying to sort ones self out. Pissing in the pan and half down leg whilst cursing ones self for not setting the alarm for work.

Always remember to think first hmmm hang on its my day off today is it not!.

I was in the car and almost off down the road before I realised that I aint in work today!. Wide awake now and gutted or what hahaha

What times Jermey Kyle start then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After yesterday's fiasco pouring water into my sugar jar, not my coffee mug... I shall whole heartedly sympathise...

And let others laugh at ya...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i hope you washed that leg after you pissed on it

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

I blame the fluoride. It numbs ya brain. Enjoy your day off.

Made me laugh that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol well done that man, if you are up dead early, you could always have a wank...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got up today with every intention of going to work as my locked neck that ive had for the last few days had eased some last night

However its back again this morning good job im my own boss sometimes xx

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