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By *ldskoolvalues OP   Man
over a year ago

The thick of it!

I dont quite understand this fad of painting yourself orange and pretending its a tan!! Ala david dickerson! We can tell if its a tan or not!

fake tans, spray tans! im not a fan are you?!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Orange fruit love it x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The big orange one is flying in to meet the queen, possibly doing some pussy grabbing this week.

Good tans are great but orange isn't usually a great look. I've had a couple of spray tans that I thought were good but I'm biased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is none of my business what others do to their bodies.

I just thank the community for making great memes as a result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I love a good spray tan, it makes me feel good! The only time I feel comfortable completely starkers is with a tan. Covers stretch marks, so they aren't as prominent and doesn't always look orange

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By *odkajemWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It is none of my business what others do to their bodies.

I just thank the community for making great memes as a result."

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ah I love a good spray tan, it makes me feel good! The only time I feel comfortable completely starkers is with a tan. Covers stretch marks, so they aren't as prominent and doesn't always look orange "

I love a tan but not so much a spray tan. Get mine out of a bottle. I agree it doesnt always look orange. I like the look of a tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was about the oranges...

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bizarre rant

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Orange fruit love it x"

Don't neglect the Tangerines, Clementines or Mandarins though, cos as we all know, Oranges are not the only fruit.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Does it count as one of your five a day?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I bloody love them. My favourite bit is before you wash them off and the skin is the colour of the Tango man

Once it’s scrubbed clean the lovely brown glow makes up for it. Gah I miss a good spray tan.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Orange fruit love it x"

Banana

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

No. I would rathet be sunkissed.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Thought this was about the oranges...

Mrs "

Bananas?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm naturally brown so it's not something I have to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer a real tan, but some of the fake bakes are actually quite good now, they're not always orange.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What a bizarre rant "

At least he could have waited until Thursday, there are some impetuous people on here ffs

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

It's the new black don't you know.

Although you rarely see a thread about BOC. Orange racism if you ask me.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

When it's your bod then you choose, let's not judge others shall we....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good spray tan will leave you golden brown not orange.

Much rather do that than damage my skin with a sun bed or hours of sunbathing.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Prefer a real tan, but some of the fake bakes are actually quite good now, they're not always orange. "

True, 15 years ago in Liverpool all the girls and some of the guys were fluorescent orange. It was a shock to go outside of Merseyside and see "white" people!

Now the tans seem much more natural.

Nowt wrong with being pale and interesting tho.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's the new black don't you know.

Although you rarely see a thread about BOC. Orange racism if you ask me."

BOC is a gas cylinder provider, and its Orangism if I want to be too pedantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fake baked at the moment I thought I was looking a bit day glow but everyone that's seen me has been surprised when I've said it's fake

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's not a fad it's been going on for years!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prefer a real tan, but some of the fake bakes are actually quite good now, they're not always orange.

True, 15 years ago in Liverpool all the girls and some of the guys were fluorescent orange. It was a shock to go outside of Merseyside and see "white" people!

Now the tans seem much more natural.

Nowt wrong with being pale and interesting tho."

Quite right! I spend most of the year reflecting sun rather than looking as though I've been soaking it up

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

To be fair the fake tan colouring has become a lot better on the whole. Never had one myself, but surely you wouldn't choose to be bright orange? Does the chemical react to people differently?

Saw a couple or shopping over the weekend with obvious fake tans (remember the Tango ads ). They'd made their orangeness worse by wearing white/cream clothing.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It's not a fad it's been going on for years!!!"

Just as an aside, do black people go Moonbathing?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"It's not a fad it's been going on for years!!!

Just as an aside, do black people go Moonbathing? "

My Turkish mate used to, it was too hot through the day so her and her mates would go moonbathe on the roof terrace at night.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I love oranges and duct tape

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't understand the appeal of painting yourself orange and becoming president of the USA.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't understand the appeal of painting yourself orange and becoming president of the USA. "

Dale Winton could have out oranged him anyday sweetie x

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By *ldskoolvalues OP   Man
over a year ago

The thick of it!


"It's the new black don't you know.

Although you rarely see a thread about BOC. Orange racism if you ask me."

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"It's the new black don't you know.

Although you rarely see a thread about BOC. Orange racism if you ask me."

Is that caused by playing with yourself while eating wotsits?

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