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Why mobile phones are like men!..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You could....

1)Choose a package that appeals to you most

2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted

3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months

4)Set them to vibrate at all times

5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sums it up great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....plus they are always running out at the crucial moment and their batteries never last as long as you want.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sulks....

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

and why are women like phones - they like being held?

sorry, the best i could come up with

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By *uckoo clockCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Women....cynics all of you...lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....plus they are always running out at the crucial moment and their batteries never last as long as you want. "

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"You could....

1)Choose a package that appeals to you most

2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted

3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months

4)Set them to vibrate at all times

5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "

Good one and so true!

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales


"You could....

1)Choose a package that appeals to you most

2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted

3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months

4)Set them to vibrate at all times

5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "

Excellent and so true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Who said that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"You could....

1)Choose a package that appeals to you most

2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted

3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months

4)Set them to vibrate at all times

5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "

6) They make irritating noises when you dont want them too.

7) They go off unpredictably

8) So many buttons to push

9) Push them under water and they cease to function.

10) Like predicatable text they think they know better than you do.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You could....

1)Choose a package that appeals to you most

2)Pick the size and features you REALLY wanted

3)Upgrade to a newer model after 12, 18, or 24 months

4)Set them to vibrate at all times

5)Put them on silent mode when they do your HEAD IN!!! "

what you forgot is that we are always there when you need us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can turn a phone off though, Men are a much harder thing to turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MODS remove this sexist thread immediately

Any sexisim on this site will only be directed at females thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they never ring when you want em to!

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