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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I have a beautiful antique Hungarian wooden rocking chair, it’s big and sturdy enough for me to curl up on it to read or draw or sit and gaze out the window.

I keep eyeing it up as a really hot place to have sex or partake in some lewd acts with someone.

What place, domestic appliance or piece of furniture in your home would you want to or have you got jiggy on?

What’s your phwoarrrniture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the back of the sofa

I don’t have anything antiquey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farm house kitchen table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My farm house kitchen table "

Oh

Nice

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I wouldnt mind partaking in sexual acts on a hungarian wooden rocking chair thats big and sturdy enough to curl up on ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My farm house kitchen table

Oh

Nice "

I’ve just painted it too

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By *iking-RaiderMan
over a year ago

suffolk

My flats a bit spartan to be fair so bit boring for me, but my sofa is great for it, perfect height for me to be on my knees on the floor. Great for the foreplay and then move on into the bedroom lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Over the arm of our chesterfield sofa.

And the desk in the study.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

The cashmere leather back seat of a Porsche maybe?...

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

I have a big swinging chair in my bedroom, so it would have to be on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My farm house kitchen table

Oh

Nice

I’ve just painted it too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would either be the giant velvet corner sofa that I decorated this room to buy... or the swing in the back garden..

Saff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sofa I bought when I first moved in this flat was great for entertaining

It was big and girthy - how I even got it in here is beyond me

By the time it went to the tip, I dare say there was more DNA on that sofa than there was on the Police National Computer

(that's my pukey comment quota up now for today)

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"The sofa I bought when I first moved in this flat was great for entertaining

It was big and girthy - how I even got it in here is beyond me

By the time it went to the tip, I dare say there was more DNA on that sofa than there was on the Police National Computer

(that's my pukey comment quota up now for today) "

Get out! This is a classy thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new marble dining table. I'm. Hoping to make use of it soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring... but my dining table. Perfect height and sturdy enough to take my full weight getting banged into next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corner sofa. Plenty of Scope for variation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My leather sofa.. on it and over the back of it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't got much in the way of phwoarniture. I keep eyeing up the cricket club pool table as somewhere to be naughty. I've got keys.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We quite frequently use the sofa, it's a corner unit.

We used the washing machine once, well you see it all the time in porno's so had to try it.

Jo.Xx

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chest freezer in the garage. Obviously it's for 'quickies' only rather than prolonged sexual activity but code words are fun in sex and I can't think of anything more of a turn-on than "can you give me a hand finding the fish fingers?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer... "

Done

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done "

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?"

Arrghh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A refinished Queen Anne dressing table wth tri-fold mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Eero Saarinen Egg Pod Chair

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

Arrghh"

Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

My chaise Lounge ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

Arrghh

Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?"

She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

Arrghh

Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?

She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock."

Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed, it's not antique but it's huge, not even fab huge, real huge and comfy af, and just me alone in it most nights unless my little one bedbombs me

I do know a girl with a stylish sexy blue corner sofa in full view of anyone walking past the house....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

Arrghh

Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?

She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.

Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok? "

Allow me to feel offended.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

Arrghh

Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?

She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.

Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok?

Allow me to feel offended. "

Feel me first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

Arrghh

Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?

She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.

Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok?

Allow me to feel offended.

Feel me first."

In your rocking chair, in my garage?

I could creosote it while we're at it.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m waiting for a friend to mention their freezer...

Done

Can I have a fishfinger butty?

Arrghh

Can we have the door open so the neighbours might see too?

She's about 90, I don't know how she'd cope with the shock.

Best not then. To be honest, will you cope ok?

Allow me to feel offended.

Feel me first.

In your rocking chair, in my garage?

I could creosote it while we're at it."

Is that a euphemism for Viagra?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Perching on the edge of a washing machine when it was on a spin. Wasn't at mine though

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Our new sofa when it arrives!!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I have a beautiful antique Hungarian wooden rocking chair, it’s big and sturdy enough for me to curl up on it to read or draw or sit and gaze out the window.

I keep eyeing it up as a really hot place to have sex or partake in some lewd acts with someone.

What place, domestic appliance or piece of furniture in your home would you want to or have you got jiggy on?

What’s your phwoarrrniture? "

Oh! Rocking chairs are fun! As are hammocks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our new sofa when it arrives!! "

You might want to wait ten minutes.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Our new sofa when it arrives!!

You might want to wait ten minutes."

Will probably be longer than that as T hardly ever home!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I have a huge bed with a furry throw on it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Perching on the edge of a washing machine when it was on a spin. Wasn't at mine though "

I was just going to say the same, mine is almost hopping across the kitchen once you get a few towels in there

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

And a nice big sturdy seventies table with tiles set in the middle. Just right to bend over on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t categorise it as phwoarrrniture exactly but the Black And Decker work benches in the garage come in very handy occasionally.

Perfect height and plenty of ratchet straps available to make sure Scarlett doesn’t move while I’m working on her lol

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"And a nice big sturdy seventies table with tiles set in the middle. Just right to bend over on "

My chunky office desk. Sturdy enough to play on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chaise longue

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