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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Viewing swinging life from a evaluated platform not only gives greater perspective, but also sets a solemn reminder that not everyone can operate on my world class level.
A good deal of time on this site is spent deleting jealous hate mail. The majority of these senders boast one or zero verifications compared to my 22 published ones which all reveal my true greatness. Each verifications reveals how big and thick my penis is, how incredible my oral skills are and how beautiful I am too look at. But more importantly, each verification makes reference to my superior intellect and articulate way of speaking. This combination of charm, beauty and intelligence is truly irresistible, this is an actual fact since all 22 verifications state this.
Another noticeable irony from these key board warrior Duke Haters is they inform my many woman they could offer better services yet upload no pictures. My 5 public picture's reveal a perfect penis and a body that 95% of men on here will never achieve. I do not drink, smoke or eat fatty foods, this automatically makes me better than any males swingers who do. I show restraint and discipline at all times something the average Friday night take away and beer reprobate does not.
Many Duke Haters are becoming increasingly frustrated at their lack of success whilst they sit in their small bedrooms looking at my ever improving profile. They bombard female after female with single sentence drivel and get upset when no response comes. This comes down to lack of class and extremely poor mental strength. I myself meditate daily, something that is a very skilled discipline and one of the reasons I am so calm, amazing and successful as a swinger.
It is important for these haters to understand that their words and protests are meaningless and ultimately extends from their own jealously. I have enjoyed ten incredibly successful years as a swinger and have not reached my full potential. I write this as a tribute to all other successful male swingers who have to deal with the resentment and bitterness which steams from our own brilliance.
For those of you after The Dukes award winning forum posts, send a PM and a member of TeamDuke will be on hand to assist you.
THE DUKES 9 POINT GUIDE ON HOW TO BECOME GREAT JUST LIKE HIM.
Before this piece begins it must be stated that The Duke is aware the majority of swingers on here will be married with children. To become a truly world class swinger these inconvenience's must be abandoned immediately thus allowing you to finally operate on the level you so greatly seek.
The following nine points are all rigorously followed by The Duke himself and everyone who is a member of #TeamDuke. It is important to note that the act of sex itself will not be referred to, but instead, all nine points act as a guide for self improvement in every aspect of your life which in turn will morph you into a elite swinger just like The Duke.
1: House cleanliness & Etiquette.
After uncountable unsavoury visits to swinger homes, flats and caravans The Duke will only accommodate in his penthouse which meets his own hygienic standards. You have no excuses for an unmade bed, half nibbled bagels on bedside tables or clothes scattered across the floor. The Duke despairs at this slovenly swing scene behaviour and urges all hosting swingers to make sure your dwelling is immaculate throughout. Nothing needs to be provided for your guest except a bottle of cold water and a freshly pressed towel which they can use to wipe up the semen, vaginal juice's or blood after.
2: Grooming.
The Duke regularly visits a male grooming parlour and therefore no shaving items exist at Duke Towers. Nobody wants to see their host's hair riddled razor perched upon a cheap basin or bargain bin make up kits staining bathroom walls. Leave an aura of mystery about how you achieve your perfectly groomed and tanned appearance.
3: Fitness
Any swinger who has viewed The Dukes public pictures will have seen his perfectly sculpted physique. Incredible strength and muscles complemented with only 9% body fat. This allows for unrivaled stamina, a trait which is of vital importance for any world class swinger. To be as strong as The Duke you will need to start doing 200 press ups each week day morning instead of laying in bed playing with your sin stick. Then five times a week you will need to complete a 40 minutes weight lifting workout which includes body weight exercises and isometric contractions which will help you achieve The Dukes defined shredded look.
4: Diet.
Alcohol, excessive carbs and fatty foods must be eradicated from your diet immediately. To look and feel as great as The Duke start planning a diet based on white meats like turkey, fresh fruits and vegetables and nuts. Consume pineapple everyday to make your semen taste delicious and add turmeric to all cooked foods. This will improve your circulation and results in harder thicker erections.
5: Mindfulness.
Unfortunately, it is not enough to have an amazing body and beautiful face. A strong, rested and focused mind is the greatest tool any swinger can possess. To achieve this you must practice the art of letting go. Meditate daily, at least 20 minute's a day and you will so come to a greater understanding of not only yourself, but those around you.
6: Pets.
Cats and dogs have no place in any true swinging home. Far to often a resentful canine has become aggressive to The Duke as he relentlessly pounded their master. In a previous posts The Duke has spoken how his rose-ringed parakeet sadly flew away after the selfish actions of one sloppy swinger. That bird was an exception since she left no fur on the floor nor sulked in the corner looking sly and menacing. The only animal's that now reside in Duke Towers are 6 red bellied piranha's which float happily about in their 12ft aquarium. To demonstrate who the true alpha is, The Duke fearlessly dipped his mighty penis inside the tank two weeks after purchase. Instead of attacking, the piranha slowly swam around the Duke's blessed penis in the ultimate show of respect. Therefore, in order to be just like The Duke you must discard any cats or dogs along with your wife, girlfriend, mistress and children.
7: Indoor Plants.
Some un-educated male swingers may argue that the lack of pet's, family reminders and sugary snack's may put off a female from surrendering herself before you. To counter this, you must create a leafy foliaged sanctuary. The Dukes prized possession is a flourishing Costa Rican rainforest plant. Tending to these plants not only proves you can look after things other that your own perfect body, but they also create a better oxygen flow in your dwelling. This will become important the more successful you become as after a few years the lingering scent of savaged baby box's becomes harder and harder to eradicate.
8: Musical choices.
Do not make the mistake of bowing to current trends and blast out drum&bass as your guests moves into Duke the bedroom. This will only put you in the negative light of one trying to hard. The Dukes personal preference is Roy Orbison, females guests will find themselves kneeling naked before The Duke sucking his massive penis a full two minutes and thirty seconds after arrival, the duration of Orbison's Only The Lonely.
9: Rejection
When you reach The Dukes level you will inevitably start attracting unsightly female swingers on a regular basis. Do not be afraid to banish these banged out cavernous orifices and beefy camel toe meat wallets. A truly world class swinger has no place eating from a shrivelled bearded clam or dodging drooping milk udders. You will find the more you govern your own terms and live in your own un-rivaled reality then other like minded swingers of excellent potential with naturally gravitate towards you.
HOW TO MASTER YOUR OWN REALITY JUST LIKE THE DUKE.
In this lesson The Duke will explain how all male swingers can make the necessary changes to re-program not only their own thinking, but also the perception others have towards you. The Duke understands that other than himself and a handful of others, men are unable to enter a room and by mere presence alone have eager rapidly dampening sin slits naturally gravitate towards them. People tend to wait for good things to happen to them and by waiting, they miss out. You need to stand up and put in the time and work it takes to get to it.
The majority of you will have picked up bad habits over the course of your life time. This can be anything from personality flaws to fashion faux pas. It has been the tainted role of family and friends to reinforce the belief that you're ok just the way you are. The Duke will tell you now that its not enough to be just yourself. To be great just like The Duke you have to become your best self and even then, it might not be enough. The NINE POINT PLAN should now have set the ground work, allowing you to be elevated from poor swinger to average singer. For those who haven't started the program, start immediately. This is not something you can merely read and expect results but something you actually have to go out and practice. If you don't then you can never expect to be as talented, amazing and successful as The Duke.
Having followed the NINE POINT PLAN you will be feeling and looking 47% better than all other male swinger's on here. However, you can do 1000 press ups, buy 7 leafy indoor plants and believe you are as beautiful as The Duke but still be lacking something. The Dukes beauty is a given but what's more impressive is a great energy and outlook on life. Once you have mastered this energy on top of rigorously following all nine points of the plan, only then will you be able to welcome the hundreds of begging sluts into your own GODLY reality.
Remember that God actually stands for GLORY OF DUKE.
Duke has spoken
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