FabSwingers.com forum: We need to talk about Kevin ...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.... Wanking Wednesday's are too messy now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear you

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't think Mr Keegan would be too pleased to hear this actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

Can't if I do Jim's errection jabs me in the ribs

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I don't think Mr Keegan would be too pleased to hear this actually

Nor Roland the Rat...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't think Mr Keegan would be too pleased to hear this actually

Nor Roland the Rat...

I have no fucking idea ....... none

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

No you're not. They are a secret society.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

No you're not. They are a secret society."

It's no secret who the real wankers are in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just pretend I know

I want to be POPULAR

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

No you're not. They are a secret society.

It's no secret who the real wankers are in this thread

I don’t understand what you mean.

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

Can't if I do Jim's errection jabs me in the ribs

Ok...the only option is to make Kevin stand in the corner facing the wall. Tell him it's a new thing you're trying & all nod furiously in agreement.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

No you're not. They are a secret society."

Oh you mean a bit like a clique?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well "

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How the heck can it be too messy,not that I know what's what.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

Just don’t sit next to Kevin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

Can I hold your hand as we sit?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

Can I hold your hand as we sit? "

Of course

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

Just don’t sit next to Kevin!

I’m not sure I would like this Kevin.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't think Mr Keegan would be too pleased to hear this actually

Nor Roland the Rat...

I have no fucking idea ....... none"

Maybe Kevin got Perry up the duff?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

Just don’t sit next to Kevin!

I’m not sure I would like this Kevin. "

He’s very messy - ask Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does any one else think of home alone when you read the name Kevin?

Or is it just my immaturity showing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

Can't if I do Jim's errection jabs me in the ribs

Ok...the only option is to make Kevin stand in the corner facing the wall. Tell him it's a new thing you're trying & all nod furiously in agreement."

I think we should make him do posh wanks and wear a rubber

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

Just don’t sit next to Kevin!

I’m not sure I would like this Kevin.

He’s very messy - ask Jim

Does he know him intimately?

I’m going to stop typing now. I have no idea what’s going on

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I just pretend I know

I want to be a POPLAR TREE "

If you would like to branch out on that young Lady

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

Nope. I’m clueless as well

You come and sit with me. We can be clueless together

Just don’t sit next to Kevin!

I’m not sure I would like this Kevin.

He’s very messy - ask Jim

Does he know him intimately?

I’m going to stop typing now. I have no idea what’s going on

See Jim’s posts on Knee Melter’s apology thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was about the book!

Same as the other day does it follow on from another thread I haven’t read?

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

Can't if I do Jim's errection jabs me in the ribs

Ok...the only option is to make Kevin stand in the corner facing the wall. Tell him it's a new thing you're trying & all nod furiously in agreement.

I think we should make him do posh wanks and wear a rubber "

You honestly think Kevin would go for that? I don't. He wouldn't like being singled out & tooting his fanfare at the crucial moment just wouldn't have the same effect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Basically since some one who shall remain anonymous allegedly stopped going to the alleged Wank on Wednesday circle jerk group, Kevin is next to jim, and Kevin always cums bucket loads first all down Jim's thigh and puts Jim off his stroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

Can't if I do Jim's errection jabs me in the ribs

Ok...the only option is to make Kevin stand in the corner facing the wall. Tell him it's a new thing you're trying & all nod furiously in agreement.

I think we should make him do posh wanks and wear a rubber

You honestly think Kevin would go for that? I don't. He wouldn't like being singled out & tooting his fanfare at the crucial moment just wouldn't have the same effect!

Well some ones just going to have to swallow their pride (or Kevin's) and take one for the team and get a jizzy leg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who? "

They shall remain anonymous

Oh that's an idea how about we all wear v for Vendetta masks next Wednesday?

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Agreed. So who's going to man up?!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

Can't if I do Jim's errection jabs me in the ribs

Ok...the only option is to make Kevin stand in the corner facing the wall. Tell him it's a new thing you're trying & all nod furiously in agreement.

I think we should make him do posh wanks and wear a rubber

You honestly think Kevin would go for that? I don't. He wouldn't like being singled out & tooting his fanfare at the crucial moment just wouldn't have the same effect!

Well some ones just going to have to swallow their pride (or Kevin's) and take one for the team and get a jizzy leg

Perhaps they could wear leather chaps? Easier to wipe off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Agreed. I'm going to man up?!"

Well volunteered, bring Kleenex old boy

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just swap places with Bob the Knob. Sorted

Can't if I do Jim's errection jabs me in the ribs

Ok...the only option is to make Kevin stand in the corner facing the wall. Tell him it's a new thing you're trying & all nod furiously in agreement.

I think we should make him do posh wanks and wear a rubber

You honestly think Kevin would go for that? I don't. He wouldn't like being singled out & tooting his fanfare at the crucial moment just wouldn't have the same effect!

Well some ones just going to have to swallow their pride (or Kevin's) and take one for the team and get a jizzy leg

Perhaps they could wear leather chaps? Easier to wipe off?

Now we're talking! Chaps & masks.

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Agreed. I'm going to man up?!

Well volunteered, bring Kleenex old boy

Haha - I think you'll find that's "old girl" (we move amongst you) but more than happy to bring the kleenex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no idea what all this chat is about Kevin? Am I the only one?

No you're not. They are a secret society.

Oh you mean a bit like a clique?

They are a group of wankers

it's following on from another thread

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