FabSwingers.com forum: Have you tried online lapdancing yet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a new Fab category defined by

never seeing the person doing the dancing.

Having your prickteased, (sometimes not very well)

Benefits include no money exchange

Drawbacks include any old bird is at it.

Also called swimming without getting wet.

Also known as sharks in the water, but at least with the man-eating variety the mouth serves some purpose.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - have you tried it OP?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope - have you tried it OP?"
Unfortunately it's been foisted on me, without my permission!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope - have you tried it OP?"
If I'd known lapdancing was on the menu I might have joined a more private club!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Point in case. As soon as I put this post up I get communication from a couple that had messaged me once before. Real sexy pics, visiting London, hotel, join them for dinner sounds nice right? Next point, Kik or what's app us, number and Kik name provided..they also want nice pics and no trite 'can I come to fuck Mrs'. They want a charming man.

Now this potential meet is to take place over 2 weeks from now. So I said I like to store up my sexual energy, because without care it can easily get frittered away. How would they prefer me like a volcano with plenty of lava flow or a soggy cap gun! So I can get in touch a day before the ' meet'. Instantly blocked, I figure they like lapdancing!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting analogy!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting analogy!!"
..nicely percieved!!