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The late late nocturnal thread©™ Sponsored by Meli and her big motorboatin' boobies old lady Xtra

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Say it loudly and clearly so the old dears can hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say it loudly and clearly so the old dears can hear "

Hahahaha.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm so behind the time's,what motorboating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi!! Less of the dears

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Do they know what motorboating is though?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Say it loudly and clearly so the old dears can hear

Hahahaha."

Ahem,we can forget that spaffing thing you know!

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own


"I'm so behind the time's,what motorboating?"

Autocorrect masturbating?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Do they know what motorboating is though? "

It seems not.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Do they know what motorboating is though? "

Do I buggery. One min.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I'm so behind the time's,what motorboating?

Autocorrect masturbating? "

Nope, definitely motorboating.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

All because of the Rick Astley love tribute I sent you, Meli!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say it loudly and clearly so the old dears can hear

Hahahaha.

Ahem,we can forget that spaffing thing you know!"

Oh no! What have I typed.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

The act of placing one's head between a woman's breasts and making the sound of a motorboat with one's lips whilst moving the head from side to side.

Well that's just daft.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Oi!! Less of the dears "

Ok old woman.

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over a year ago

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

Googled it. Disappointingly mundane.

Gave me a chuckle thinking about Not The Nine O'Clock News though : )

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"All because of the Rick Astley love tribute I sent you, Meli!"

Yaaaay! Your tribute was amazing.

Fuck though it's late.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"All because of the Rick Astley love tribute I sent you, Meli!"

You can’t bring my Rick into this. He’s an innocent.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The act of placing one's head between a woman's breasts and making the sound of a motorboat with one's lips whilst moving the head from side to side.

Well that's just daft."

Tut... who would do that?...

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"All because of the Rick Astley love tribute I sent you, Meli!

You can’t bring my Rick into this. He’s an innocent. "

He’s already in the thick of it. Check out the secret service thread.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"The act of placing one's head between a woman's breasts and making the sound of a motorboat with one's lips whilst moving the head from side to side.

Well that's just daft.

Tut... who would do that?..."

If I had the boobs for someone to do that in the first place I think I'd just laugh if someone did it.

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Say it loudly and clearly so the old dears can hear "

Pardon?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Say it loudly and clearly so the old dears can hear

Pardon? "

Ooooh Mavis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I got the rest of the night off?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The act of placing one's head between a woman's breasts and making the sound of a motorboat with one's lips whilst moving the head from side to side.

Well that's just daft.

Tut... who would do that?...

If I had the boobs for someone to do that in the first place I think I'd just laugh if someone did it.

"

Yeah..me too..my boobs aren't big enough for that malarkey..thank goodness..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Have I got the rest of the night off?"

No!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Have I got the rest of the night off?"

Nope, I’m sleepy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I got the rest of the night off?

No! "

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have I got the rest of the night off?

Nope, I’m sleepy "

For fucks sake.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating "

Haha no good me trying, mine are little ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating "

She sounds like a good sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating "

They get bigger when you quote!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating

They get bigger when you quote!"

I wish I could say that about a certain part of my anatomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating

They get bigger when you quote!

I wish I could say that about a certain part of my anatomy "

Try my dick 8==D.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating

They get bigger when you quote!

I wish I could say that about a certain part of my anatomy

Try my dick 8==D."

How would you like me to try it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Say it loudly and clearly so the old dears can hear "

Pardon?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 02/06/19 01:31:34]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hi"

Hi Bill, I think Jim & Estella have gone for a sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, err Ash, or possibly Estella. I'm confused now

My ex had big ( . )( . ) so was into a good motorboating

They get bigger when you quote!

I wish I could say that about a certain part of my anatomy

Try my dick 8==D.

How would you like me to try it? "

Quote it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LovingIt. Happy Sunday. Smileyface

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

*bodypops through the thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again, EllenRC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*"

I thought you were sleepy.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy."

*comes back through the thread doing the worm*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy."

Ay up mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 2002 The Wire debuts on HBO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

*comes back through the thread doing the worm*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 2002 The Wire debuts on HBO."

Top show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

Ay up mate"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Ludlow. How does your garden grow?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

*comes back through the thread doing the worm*

"

*running man through again*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

Ay up mate

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Ludlow. How does your garden grow?"

Just finished work. Had 7 weddings on today, back out again at 6am. You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 2002 The Wire debuts on HBO.

Top show "

I was at season three, then my Sky box fucked up. Ideally I'd start again, but I think I'll pick up from season three. Even though I have a terrible memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

*comes back through the thread doing the worm*

*running man through again*"

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

*comes back through the thread doing the worm*

*running man through again*

"

*robots like a world class superchamp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

Ay up mate

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Ludlow. How does your garden grow?

Just finished work. Had 7 weddings on today, back out again at 6am. You?"

Even Richard Curtis could only do four weddings, nice work. I've just been a bit a twit.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone "

Gooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jango. Do you like Rambo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

*comes back through the thread doing the worm*

*running man through again*

*robots like a world class superchamp*"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs

Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

Ay up mate

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Ludlow. How does your garden grow?

Just finished work. Had 7 weddings on today, back out again at 6am. You?

Even Richard Curtis could only do four weddings, nice work. I've just been a bit a twit."

How so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Billy Billy, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. It's always good to know that you're still alive. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Howdy ya'll"

Alreeet Bill, long time no see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and howdy, Rowdy. You beautiful man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*bodypops through the thread*

I thought you were sleepy.

Ay up mate

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Ludlow. How does your garden grow?

Just finished work. Had 7 weddings on today, back out again at 6am. You?

Even Richard Curtis could only do four weddings, nice work. I've just been a bit a twit.

How so?"

Oh, you know, doing this nocturnal nonsense.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Billy Billy, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. It's always good to know that you're still alive. Smileyface"
still kicking

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Alreeet Bill, long time no see "
hey ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone

Gooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jango. Do you like Rambo?"

Who doesn't like rambo.... He is a man who inspires isn't he hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Billy Billy, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. It's always good to know that you're still alive. Smileyfacestill kicking "

Yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQo1OHkTI

Simple Minds - Alive And Kicking - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening everyone

Gooooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jango. Do you like Rambo?

Who doesn't like rambo.... He is a man who inspires isn't he hahaha "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Wentworth Miller's birthday today. Happy birthday, Wentworth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Charlie Watts birthday today. Happy birthday, Charlie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

"

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 1989 10,000 Chinese soldiers are blocked by 100,000 citizens in Tiananmen Square, Beijing protecting students demonstrating for democracy.

It's not just spaff on this thread, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy 1st/2nd June

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake "

Remix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 1st/2nd June "

Happy 1st/2nd June to you, Sol. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!"

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing "
SRV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 2015 dodgepot Sepp Blatter resigns from his role as overlord of FIFA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing "

SRV.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing SRV"

Both you and Jim can arm wrestle over today's prize, which is a an all inclusive day out at your local library, but don't say a word, right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing SRV

Both you and Jim can arm wrestle over today's prize, which is a an all inclusive day out at your local library, but don't say a word, right "

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing SRV

Both you and Jim can arm wrestle over today's prize, which is a an all inclusive day out at your local library, but don't say a word, right "
there's a bar here called "the library"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing SRV

Both you and Jim can arm wrestle over today's prize, which is a an all inclusive day out at your local library, but don't say a word, right there's a bar here called "the library" "

Ah shucks, that means I've gotta fly to Texas now

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing SRV

Both you and Jim can arm wrestle over today's prize, which is a an all inclusive day out at your local library, but don't say a word, right there's a bar here called "the library"

Ah shucks, that means I've gotta fly to Texas now "
there's also one called the office

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"On this day 1953 Elizabeth 2 is released in cinemas. I mean coronated, at Westminster Abbey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

Her Majesty (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

Queen Leviosa should do the 2019 remake

Remix!

Alright clever clogs, who did a cover version of Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return) and also Little Wing SRV

Both you and Jim can arm wrestle over today's prize, which is a an all inclusive day out at your local library, but don't say a word, right there's a bar here called "the library"

Ah shucks, that means I've gotta fly to Texas now there's also one called the office "

As long as David Brent doesn't work there

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