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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What you up to? Calling a penis a penis? Learning about spaff? Been to a grown up birthday party? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Shout, BUMFACE! If you want. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I MADE ONE TOO

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I MADE ONE TOO"

You've gone rogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh...I’m seeing double, and for once it’s not the vino

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I MADE ONE TOO

You've gone rogue."

Off piste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching/listening to clubland tv! Old school 90’s

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ah fuck I dunno what to do! I can't keep posting in both but I want to be nice to both of you. I think.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Ah fuck I dunno what to do! I can't keep posting in both but I want to be nice to both of you. I think."

Love me, he just plagiarises me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh...I’m seeing double, and for once it’s not the vino "

Double trouble.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hello Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching/listening to clubland tv! Old school 90’s"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA39yqwnX98

Aurora ft. Naimee Coleman - Ordinary World.mpg - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah fuck I dunno what to do! I can't keep posting in both but I want to be nice to both of you. I think."

I don't know what the hell is going on. © And ™ don't mean anything on the internet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim "

Hello, Babs. What's going on?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep."

She?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello Jim

Hello, Babs. What's going on?!"

They’re doing it to confuse me Jim.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

She?"

“Who's she,the cat's mother?” 

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep."

Decisions decisions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

She?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O040xuq2FR0

Elvis Costello 'She' - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim

Hello, Babs. What's going on?!

They’re doing it to confuse me Jim. "

I don't know what to do with myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtEJ2hO-FF0

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

Decisions decisions."

The sleep is the best decision I think,because I don't want to have to get up for another wee before I go to sleep. Damn my old bladder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

She?

“Who's she,the cat's mother?” "

Where does that expression come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just home after a Beatles tribute night with the Mother lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

Decisions decisions.

The sleep is the best decision I think,because I don't want to have to get up for another wee before I go to sleep. Damn my old bladder.

"

*Nods* Sleep is a wise decision.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hello hello x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just home after a Beatles tribute night with the Mother lol"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Walk. That sounds like a brilliant night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello hello x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hello hello x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. x"

xxx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

She?

“Who's she,the cat's mother?” 

Where does that expression come from?"

It's used to reprimand children for calling their mothers "she" instead of something more proper.

According to Google

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

She?

“Who's she,the cat's mother?” 

Where does that expression come from?

It's used to reprimand children for calling their mothers "she" instead of something more proper.

According to Google "

Quite right too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello hello x"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. Yeah was quality actually. Hope u r all well

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hello hello x

Hello "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello hello x

Hello "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may just post on the other,but then she's getting a bit cheeky as well. So I don't know what to do...maybe sleep.

She?

“Who's she,the cat's mother?” 

Where does that expression come from?

It's used to reprimand children for calling their mothers "she" instead of something more proper.

According to Google "

I know that much. What I want is the cat's mother's origin story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Yeah was quality actually. Hope u r all well"

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXsFjzMKdc

Your Mother Should Know (Remastered 2009) - YouTube

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ooooh...I’m seeing double, and for once it’s not the vino

Double trouble."

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - Change It

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMY9Wrh1oPA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh...I’m seeing double, and for once it’s not the vino

Double trouble.

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - Change It

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMY9Wrh1oPA"

I'll give this a look in a bit.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Ooooh...I’m seeing double, and for once it’s not the vino

Double trouble.

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - Change It

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMY9Wrh1oPA

I'll give this a look in a bit."

I was lucky enough to see him at Manchester Apollo in 1989, the year before he died in a plane crash on the way back from touring South America with Eric Clapton

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh...I’m seeing double, and for once it’s not the vino

Double trouble.

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - Change It

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMY9Wrh1oPA

I'll give this a look in a bit.

I was lucky enough to see him at Manchester Apollo in 1989, the year before he died in a plane crash on the way back from touring South America with Eric Clapton "

I hadn't heard of him, which is why I'm looking forward to having a listen. RIP SRV

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. "

What are the chances of that. Did you know Stevie Ray met Ace?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. "
Can't get that over here Bill, but he was from your neck of the woods anyway as well you know

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v.

What are the chances of that. Did you know Stevie Ray met Ace?"

I didn't actually meet him, wish I had though. His set was brilliant and blew the entire crowd away

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. Can't get that over here Bill, but he was from your neck of the woods anyway as well you know "
they're showing everything from his high school bands and on up (at montroeau) and yes i know that i misspelled that,

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. Can't get that over here Bill, but he was from your neck of the woods anyway as well you know they're showing everything from his high school bands and on up (at montroeau) and yes i know that i misspelled that, "

I bet that's not on the Lake Geneva shoreline

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v.

What are the chances of that. Did you know Stevie Ray met Ace?

I didn't actually meet him, wish I had though. His set was brilliant and blew the entire crowd away "

I misread, sorry. He'd have been lucky to have met you though. You could have done the Snails on a Skateboard soundtrack together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. Can't get that over here Bill, but he was from your neck of the woods anyway as well you know they're showing everything from his high school bands and on up (at montroeau) and yes i know that i misspelled that,

I bet that's not on the Lake Geneva shoreline "

I think Lake Geneva is in the east Midlands.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. Can't get that over here Bill, but he was from your neck of the woods anyway as well you know they're showing everything from his high school bands and on up (at montroeau) and yes i know that i misspelled that,

I bet that's not on the Lake Geneva shoreline "

probably a little smoke on the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey peeps

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. Can't get that over here Bill, but he was from your neck of the woods anyway as well you know they're showing everything from his high school bands and on up (at montroeau) and yes i know that i misspelled that,

I bet that's not on the Lake Geneva shoreline

I think Lake Geneva is in the east Midlands."

Given that the East Midlands is only slightly smaller than Asia, I wouldn't be surprised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey peeps "

Hey, Sol. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching a bio about stevie ray at the moment on axis t.v. Can't get that over here Bill, but he was from your neck of the woods anyway as well you know they're showing everything from his high school bands and on up (at montroeau) and yes i know that i misspelled that,

I bet that's not on the Lake Geneva shoreline

I think Lake Geneva is in the east Midlands.

Given that the East Midlands is only slightly smaller than Asia, I wouldn't be surprised "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey peeps

Hey, Sol. How are you doing?"

I'm doing terrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey peeps

Hey, Sol. How are you doing? I'm doing terrible "

Oh no, why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey peeps

Hey, Sol. How are you doing? I'm doing terrible

Oh no, why?"

the sun's been out and I've had a few bevys which means I might be a little horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey peeps

Hey, Sol. How are you doing? I'm doing terrible

Oh no, why? the sun's been out and I've had a few bevys which means I might be a little horny "

Just bash your lovely bishop, dude.

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork


"What you up to? Calling a penis a penis? Learning about spaff? Been to a grown up birthday party? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Shout, BUMFACE! If you want. Smileyface"

What does staff mean?

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork


"What you up to? Calling a penis a penis? Learning about spaff? Been to a grown up birthday party? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Shout, BUMFACE! If you want. Smileyface

Spaff lol

What does staff mean? "

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By *omanempireMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Hey everyone

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/4p1VDHzoFiE jim and ace , for your listening pleasure stevie ray

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork

So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??"

ejaculate on or into someone or something

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"https://youtu.be/4p1VDHzoFiE jim and ace , for your listening pleasure stevie ray"

Nice one Bill, I'll listen to that in a bit

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hi Jim, hello everyone.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Hi Jim, hello everyone."

Hi Lorraine, that's 2 Americans we've had on this thread tonight

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork


"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

ejaculate on or into someone or something "

Why thank you we have now been educated

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

ejaculate on or into someone or something

Why thank you we have now been educated "

There's obviously a difference between Paddy and Yankee speak

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Hi Jim, hello everyone.

Hi Lorraine, that's 2 Americans we've had on this thread tonight "

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork


"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

ejaculate on or into someone or something

Why thank you we have now been educated

There's obviously a difference between Paddy and Yankee speak "

Lol yes a lot of difference in a good way though we are always up for education naughty or nice hehe x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Hi Jim, hello everyone.

Hi Lorraine, that's 2 Americans we've had on this thread tonight

"

Have you ever been to the UK? I went to America in 1986, spent 3 weeks in Phoenix AZ, then drove up to Columbus OH for another 3 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning every one. I’m on way home in a state of shock

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

ejaculate on or into someone or something

Why thank you we have now been educated "

You're welcome. Personally, I think spaff sounds better then ejaculate

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork


"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

ejaculate on or into someone or something

Why thank you we have now been educated

You're welcome. Personally, I think spaff sounds better then ejaculate "

At least now we know never to get a tattoo with spaff in it lol xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

ejaculate on or into someone or something

Why thank you we have now been educated

There's obviously a difference between Paddy and Yankee speak

Lol yes a lot of difference in a good way though we are always up for education naughty or nice hehe x"

I met a lady off here from Belfast, although I was working in Stranraer at the time and got the ferry across. Would love to visit Ireland its self though, I know it's a beautiful country with some stunning.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone is extra time going or is it penalties?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Morning everyone is extra time going or is it penalties?"

Pick a game, any game

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Morning everyone is extra time going or is it penalties?"
hello x

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

*staggers in from the pub*

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"*staggers in from the pub*"
You have a good time x

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own


"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x"

Smashing thanks : )

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x

Smashing thanks : )"

X

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x

Smashing thanks : )"

And there was me thinking I was a piss head

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own


"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x

Smashing thanks : )

X"

Love your look . Yummy xx

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own


"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x

Smashing thanks : )

And there was me thinking I was a piss head "

My being a piss head does not detract from you whatsoever : P

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Hi Jim, hello everyone.

Hi Lorraine, that's 2 Americans we've had on this thread tonight

Have you ever been to the UK? I went to America in 1986, spent 3 weeks in Phoenix AZ, then drove up to Columbus OH for another 3 weeks "

Yes I've been to the UK. Last January I stayed in Manchester for 9 days. I loved it.

I was born in Phoenix. But I've never been to Ohio.

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By *igerclawsCouple
over a year ago

cork


"So can anyone say what spaff means just curious??

ejaculate on or into someone or something

Why thank you we have now been educated

There's obviously a difference between Paddy and Yankee speak

Lol yes a lot of difference in a good way though we are always up for education naughty or nice hehe x

I met a lady off here from Belfast, although I was working in Stranraer at the time and got the ferry across. Would love to visit Ireland its self though, I know it's a beautiful country with some stunning....... "

You had the pleasure of visiting Belfast it's a beautiful city

And true to form no matter where you go you will always get the gift of the gabb that's why its always good to understand different expressions and the meanings lol

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Shower and of to work I go

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x

Smashing thanks : )

And there was me thinking I was a piss head

My being a piss head does not detract from you whatsoever : P"

Awwww cheers Sweetie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you up to? Calling a penis a penis? Learning about spaff? Been to a grown up birthday party? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Shout, BUMFACE! If you want. Smileyface

What does staff mean? "

Hey, Tiger. Spaff is another word jizz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey everyone "

Cowabunga, Roman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, hello everyone."

Hello!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"What you up to? Calling a penis a penis? Learning about spaff? Been to a grown up birthday party? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Shout, BUMFACE! If you want. Smileyface

What does staff mean?

Hey, Tiger. Spaff is another word jizz."

someone once said jazz was used for jizz, that jazz music was highly sexual

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over a year ago


"Good morning every one. I’m on way home in a state of shock "

You've probably logged out. But I'll ask anyway, are you okay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning everyone is extra time going or is it penalties?"

Good moooooooooooooooooooorning, Eastern. Extra time is going, still.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Good morning every one. I’m on way home in a state of shock

You've probably logged out. But I'll ask anyway, are you okay?"

He's got a reply from a Laydeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*waves at Yas*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves at Yas*"

Off to work. Yawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x

Smashing thanks : )"

Super, great.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"*waves at Yas*"

At me thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waves at Yas*

Off to work. Yawn"

Have a good day at the office, darling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning every one. I’m on way home in a state of shock

You've probably logged out. But I'll ask anyway, are you okay?

He's got a reply from a Laydeee "

I hope so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you up to? Calling a penis a penis? Learning about spaff? Been to a grown up birthday party? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Shout, BUMFACE! If you want. Smileyface

What does staff mean?

Hey, Tiger. Spaff is another word jizz.someone once said jazz was used for jizz, that jazz music was highly sexual"

I can believe that.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"someone once said jazz was used for jizz, that jazz music was highly sexual"

I don't do Jazz, but have Queen - Jazz on vinyl

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOf97ULJj0rRqPKuTMla_XquB6LKz2j1i

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower and of to work I go "

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work you go.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"*staggers in from the pub*You have a good time x

Smashing thanks : )

Super, great."

*ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waves at Yas*

At me thanks x"

At you! x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"*waves at Yas*

At me thanks x

At you! x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bum-p in the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*waves at Voddy*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello again. "

Again hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A she wee is a genius idea! Not just a pretty face are ya!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was quick "

Iv said that before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all

"

Hello stranger.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Do I get paid extra for doing overtime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here to do tasks

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That was quick

Iv said that before. "

Oi cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A she wee is a genius idea! Not just a pretty face are ya! "

Or an awesome forum thread legend. Imagine, pissing downstairs, on the sofa. The luxury.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Do I get paid extra for doing overtime? "
time and a half of whatever your making now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was quick "

I haven't got time for fannying around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A she wee is a genius idea! Not just a pretty face are ya!

Or an awesome forum thread legend. Imagine, pissing downstairs, on the sofa. The luxury."

Oh my goodness that would be bliss, I think I need to move to ground floor flat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey all

"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was quick

I haven't got time for fannying around."

I have, love a bit of fannying around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything for me to cleanup??

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A she wee is a genius idea! Not just a pretty face are ya!

Or an awesome forum thread legend. Imagine, pissing downstairs, on the sofa. The luxury.

Oh my goodness that would be bliss, I think I need to move to ground floor flat. "

Put a litter tray in the corner

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Do I get paid extra for doing overtime? time and a half of whatever your making now"

I'm making light work of some Pringles and Dorito's dips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A she wee is a genius idea! Not just a pretty face are ya!

Or an awesome forum thread legend. Imagine, pissing downstairs, on the sofa. The luxury.

Oh my goodness that would be bliss, I think I need to move to ground floor flat.

Put a litter tray in the corner "

Another genius. I'm going have a big Christmas list this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I get paid extra for doing overtime? time and a half of whatever your making now

I'm making light work of some Pringles and Dorito's dips "

No no, you can't mix the two. It's not allowed!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Anyone making coffee I can't move the cat is asleep on me

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Bugger I've just got comfy and I need a wee now I blame you lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I will how you take your coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger I've just got comfy and I need a wee now I blame you lorna "

Just put a bottle by the bed.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Bugger I've just got comfy and I need a wee now I blame you lorna

Just put a bottle by the bed. "

I only need to go through the door but I like your way of thinking x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I get paid extra for doing overtime? "

Only if you hit 175.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Do I get paid extra for doing overtime? time and a half of whatever your making now

I'm making light work of some Pringles and Dorito's dips

No no, you can't mix the two. It's not allowed! "

It's the only way to I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im here to do tasks "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gav. Could you make me a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger I've just got comfy and I need a wee now I blame you lorna

Just put a bottle by the bed.

I only need to go through the door but I like your way of thinking x "

If everyone thought like me, the world would be a better place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was quick

I haven't got time for fannying around.

I have, love a bit of fannying around. "

I had heard.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Do I get paid extra for doing overtime?

Only if you hit 175."

I'm more of a 180 kinda guy maself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That was quick

I haven't got time for fannying around.

I have, love a bit of fannying around.

I had heard."

Everything you have heard is entirely true.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Bugger I've just got comfy and I need a wee now I blame you lorna

Just put a bottle by the bed.

I only need to go through the door but I like your way of thinking x

If everyone thought like me, the world would be a better place. "

But the carpet would be wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger I've just got comfy and I need a wee now I blame you lorna

Just put a bottle by the bed.

I only need to go through the door but I like your way of thinking x

If everyone thought like me, the world would be a better place.

But the carpet would be wet "

You need a better aim my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im here to do tasks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gav. Could you make me a cup of tea?yes sir I certainly can"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone on here is a legend! Just saying x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lorna, only ²0¹ days until Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone on here is a legend! Just saying x"

Well I'm very glad you noticed.

(I am, not sure about them ^)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone on here is a legend! Just saying x"

Some more so than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lorna, only ²0¹ days until Christmas. "

Great now you have done it! I'm so excited I need to wee.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Bugger I've just got comfy and I need a wee now I blame you lorna

Just put a bottle by the bed.

I only need to go through the door but I like your way of thinking x

If everyone thought like me, the world would be a better place.

But the carpet would be wet

You need a better aim my friend. "

I've stood next to him in the toilets

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over a year ago


"Im here to do tasks

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gav. Could you make me a cup of tea?yes sir I certainly can"

Thank you very much. When that's done, nobody's cleaned up in here for days. Could you sweep the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lorna, only ²0¹ days until Christmas.

Great now you have done it! I'm so excited I need to wee. "

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over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you"

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It'll be day break soon

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over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you."

Sir Jim, has a ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't believe Ace is eating Pringles with Doritos dip. The dirty bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It'll be day break soon "

Indeed it will, what happens then?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"It'll be day break soon "

Morning glory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe Ace is eating Pringles with Doritos dip. The dirty bastard."

I know right, I tried to tell him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. "

sir jim and your highness lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It'll be day break soon "

It'll be light in an hour.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. "

Now you've given him illusions of grandeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. sir jim and your highness lorna "

That sounds even better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it.

Now you've given him illusions of grandeur "

Yes but according to Gav, I out rank him.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I can't believe Ace is eating Pringles with Doritos dip. The dirty bastard."

Oi, less of the bastard! My Dad had your Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. sir jim and your highness lorna

That sounds even better! "

thank you your highness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. sir jim and your highness lorna "

Address by my full and correct title, Sir Jim Awesome Forum Thread Legend. There's no Bellend in there.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It'll be day break soon

Morning glory? "

No glory here

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over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. sir jim and your highness lorna

That sounds even better! thank you your highness"

Oh princess Lorna! Yep that sounds perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe Ace is eating Pringles with Doritos dip. The dirty bastard.

Oi, less of the bastard! My Dad had your Mum "

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"It'll be day break soon

It'll be light in an hour."

About 4 I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting naked bar the socks watching love island

Good evening Jim!!!!!!! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. sir jim and your highness lorna

Address by my full and correct title, Sir Jim Awesome Forum Thread Legend. There's no Bellend in there."

I still out rank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe Ace is eating Pringles with Doritos dip. The dirty bastard.

I know right, I tried to tell him! "

I don't think a Pringle is strong enough for dip either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes sir be a honour to clean for you

Sir awesome forum thread legend to you.

Sir Jim, has a ring to it. sir jim and your highness lorna

That sounds even better! thank you your highness

Im at your service princess lorna

Oh princess Lorna! Yep that sounds perfect. "

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