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The late late nocturnal thread©™ Sponsored by Meli and her big motorboatin' boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Of course Meli isn't just a pair of tits. She also has an exquisite quim. Hello! Cowabunga, and of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being an old woman? Eating different oatcakes? Being a copycat? WANKERED? Saying something nice? Pervin'? Maybe you're lurking. Whatever the flip it is you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey jiminiy cricket!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

WINNER OF THE WORLD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being an old woman

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Thrice innit

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Yoh Jim. Mwah

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Well, almost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a glass wine as I watch Netflix x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim.

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By *ikerjohnMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Watching Good Omens. Rather disappointed

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim. "

CONGRATULATE ME, BUMFACE!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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(I'm more than a sum of my brilliant body parts though, I'm also a woman who is incredibly skilled and capable at talking about herself).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey jiminiy cricket! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. You are tonight's first poster, congratulations! Tonight's prize is a globe. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WINNER OF THE WORLD"

You really are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Hope you've had a lovely day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being an old woman "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro. What do old women do at this time on a Saturday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, almost."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yoh Jim. Mwah "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet Woman. Happy June.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I finally got some time off work. So free as a bird this week.

So, that means no chance of sleep during the week and then I’ll say I’m tired just before I’m due to start work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hola!"

Hola hola hola, and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird. KinkyBird, KinkyBird boop boop, KinkyBird. Smileyface

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Yoh Jim. Mwah

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet Woman. Happy June. "

You make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being an old woman

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro. What do old women do at this time on a Saturday?"

Lay in bed whilst browsing on here

I need a social life !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat at home alone with wine...helloooo..feeling this isn't going to end without passing out! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cat. are you any good with a cricket bat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a glass wine as I watch Netflix x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a chilled Saturday. What are you watching? x Streamface

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Jim - evening all

Match over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're welcome See you in three weeks!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim.

CONGRATULATE ME, BUMFACE! "

Hmmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Good Omens. Rather disappointed "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, BJ. That's bad omens. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(I'm more than a sum of my brilliant body parts though, I'm also a woman who is incredibly skilled and capable at talking about herself). "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a glass wine as I watch Netflix x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a chilled Saturday. What are you watching? x Streamface"

When they see us, very good so far x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Me and you are going to fall out.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeet Jim, I've just ordered a 147 with Mushroom Foo Yung from over the road, I may be some time replying to this.........

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim.

CONGRATULATE ME, BUMFACE!

Hmmmmm... "

Arses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Hope you've had a lovely day! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eileen. Oh I swear (what he means). At this moment, you mean everything. Dungareesface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim.

CONGRATULATE ME, BUMFACE!

Hmmmmm...

Arses."

I'll get over my butthurt about not being good enough for Secret Services and maybe congratulate you later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, I finally got some time off work. So free as a bird this week.

So, that means no chance of sleep during the week and then I’ll say I’m tired just before I’m due to start work.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pops. Nice tits. This awful Beatles song is for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODIvONHPqpk

The Beatles - Free As A Bird - YouTube

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim.

CONGRATULATE ME, BUMFACE!

Hmmmmm...

Arses.

I'll get over my butthurt about not being good enough for Secret Services and maybe congratulate you later "

But I sent you one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else feel the urge to shout, bumface? Not at Meli. Although I do say you can talk about absolutely anything you want.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yaaaay! Another thread with my name beautifully on it. How lovely. Thank you Jim.

CONGRATULATE ME, BUMFACE!

Hmmmmm...

Arses.

I'll get over my butthurt about not being good enough for Secret Services and maybe congratulate you later

But I sent you one!! "

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Anyone else feel the urge to shout, bumface? Not at Meli. Although I do say you can talk about absolutely anything you want.

"

WEASELTITS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pierced5. Happy Saturday! Yeah! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yoh Jim. Mwah

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet Woman. Happy June.

You make me smile "

I'm glad to be of service.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being an old woman

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro. What do old women do at this time on a Saturday?

Lay in bed whilst browsing on here

I need a social life !! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sat at home alone with wine...helloooo..feeling this isn't going to end without passing out! X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Josie. Enjoy your vino. x

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Curled up in bed watching Ru Paul. This lady has the womens mini marathon tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim - evening all

Match over! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Did you win?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, how’s your Saturday been? I’m just having a glass wine as I watch Netflix x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a chilled Saturday. What are you watching? x Streamface

When they see us, very good so far x "

I saw F&B recommend that. x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Curled up in bed watching Ru Paul. This lady has the womens mini marathon tomorrow "

Are you watching the final?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Congratulations little star Estella on being winner of the world on tonight's thread! Well done for coming first and recovering quickly enough to come second as well. That third one was just out of reach sadly but coming twice makes you a true winner.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Jim - evening all

Match over!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Did you win?"

Liverpool did

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"

Congratulations little star Estella on being winner of the world on tonight's thread! Well done for coming first and recovering quickly enough to come second as well. That third one was just out of reach sadly but coming twice makes you a true winner. "

I love your boobicles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me and you are going to fall out."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. Oh blimey, you read the introduction tonight. What can I do to make it up to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeet Jim, I've just ordered a 147 with Mushroom Foo Yung from over the road, I may be some time replying to this......... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. One four seven! Smileyface

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Curled up in bed watching Ru Paul. This lady has the womens mini marathon tomorrow

Are you watching the final? "

Not yet down to the final 5 ...dont spill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curled up in bed watching Ru Paul. This lady has the womens mini marathon tomorrow "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Rover. Know need to ask you, what the tea is? I'm so Ru Paul. Good luck tomorrow, do some good running.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Me and you are going to fall out.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. Oh blimey, you read the introduction tonight. What can I do to make it up to you?"

I don't forgive easily and I hold a grudge forever,so I'll let you know this time next year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim - evening all

Match over!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Did you win?

Liverpool did "

I can still say to my Spurs supporting friends, yeah, but how many European Cups have you won?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Saturday Mr Jim.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Curled up in bed watching Ru Paul. This lady has the womens mini marathon tomorrow

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Rover. Know need to ask you, what the tea is? I'm so Ru Paul. Good luck tomorrow, do some good running. "

Ohhh barrys tea every time jim jim

Fingers crossed the running is swift and and beer is cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me and you are going to fall out.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. Oh blimey, you read the introduction tonight. What can I do to make it up to you?

I don't forgive easily and I hold a grudge forever,so I'll let you know this time next year."

I wish I didn't say silly things!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Saturday Mr Jim. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and happy Saturday, LornaJo. What do you know?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeet Jim, I've just ordered a 147 with Mushroom Foo Yung from over the road, I may be some time replying to this.........

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. One four seven! Smileyface"

Oh yeah Baby, can I now count Prawn Crackers as one of them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeet Jim, I've just ordered a 147 with Mushroom Foo Yung from over the road, I may be some time replying to this.........

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. One four seven! Smileyface

Oh yeah Baby, can I now count Prawn Crackers as one of them? "

It's Saturday night, do what you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Saturday Mr Jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and happy Saturday, LornaJo. What do you know?"

Nothing, absolutely nothing!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Curled up in bed watching Ru Paul. This lady has the womens mini marathon tomorrow

Are you watching the final?

Not yet down to the final 5 ...dont spill "

I’m

Saying

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me and my left leaning willy are going for a sit down wee.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Me and my left leaning willy are going for a sit down wee."

I'm not sure why but I had to check it was left leaning.

It is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and my left leaning willy are going for a sit down wee."

Is this alcohol or an age thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeevening Jim. Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Saturday Mr Jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, and happy Saturday, LornaJo. What do you know?

Nothing, absolutely nothing! "

Thanks for posting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's

How

You say

Nothing. ^

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Curled up in bed watching Ru Paul. This lady has the womens mini marathon tomorrow

Are you watching the final?

Not yet down to the final 5 ...dont spill

I’m

Saying

Nothing"

If silky wins im over it ...cheering evie oddity here

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"Me and my left leaning willy are going for a sit down wee."

Have to have a look now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me and my left leaning willy are going for a sit down wee.

I'm not sure why but I had to check it was left leaning.

It is. "

I'm always honest about my cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeevening Jim. Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. How are you doing old chap?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"That's

How

You say

Nothing. ^"

CRINKLECUTBALLBAG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's

How

You say

Nothing. ^

CRINKLECUTBALLBAG"

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She meant to insult to my lovely scrotum, but she made me laugh!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

So then...who is staying up all night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So then...who is staying up all night?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM

Lionel Richie - All Night Long (All Night) - YouTube

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So then...who is staying up all night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM

Lionel Richie - All Night Long (All Night) - YouTube

"

Great song

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So then...who is staying up all night?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM

Lionel Richie - All Night Long (All Night) - YouTube

Great schlong "

Thank you very much.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement."

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement."

Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men. "

I'm thinking of a potential Meli and Roxi sponsorship deal.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

I'm thinking of a potential Meli and Roxi sponsorship deal."

To be fair didn’t Piece of Jaffa get the first sponsorship?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

Yay!! "

One for each boob. ^

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men. "

Aww Jim you've upset Meli now as well,you have a lot to say with your behaviour lately don't you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

I'm thinking of a potential Meli and Roxi sponsorship deal.

To be fair didn’t Piece of Jaffa get the first sponsorship? "

I'm still waiting for him to blow me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

Aww Jim you've upset Meli now as well,you have a lot to say with your behaviour lately don't you."

Me and my stupid mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men. "

Only ‘cos I asked Meli.... you he did off his own back

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

Aww Jim you've upset Meli now as well,you have a lot to say with your behaviour lately don't you."

Oh Ignite, will you be okay? What did he do to you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

I'm thinking of a potential Meli and Roxi sponsorship deal.

To be fair didn’t Piece of Jaffa get the first sponsorship?

I'm still waiting for him to blow me."

Meli prepaid didn’t she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not easy being me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

I'm thinking of a potential Meli and Roxi sponsorship deal.

To be fair didn’t Piece of Jaffa get the first sponsorship?

I'm still waiting for him to blow me."

Just don't tell F&B, he'll blow everyone out of the water

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hahaha sorry Jim.

(And Roxi. You deserve a thread or two!)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

Aww Jim you've upset Meli now as well,you have a lot to say with your behaviour lately don't you.

Oh Ignite, will you be okay? What did he do to you?"

I'm not sure I will Meli,he called me an old woman. Mean eh.

Oh hang on I'm sure you've done the same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

I'm thinking of a potential Meli and Roxi sponsorship deal.

To be fair didn’t Piece of Jaffa get the first sponsorship?

I'm still waiting for him to blow me.

Meli prepaid didn’t she? "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It's not easy being me."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all can I sponsor a night, pretty please!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Roxi. I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

So it's not something that's uniquely for me? You'd do Roxi as well? Men.

I'm thinking of a potential Meli and Roxi sponsorship deal.

To be fair didn’t Piece of Jaffa get the first sponsorship?

I'm still waiting for him to blow me.

Just don't tell F&B, he'll blow everyone out of the water "

Oh shit! I hope F&B doesn't read this.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Aww Jim you've upset Meli now as well,you have a lot to say with your behaviour lately don't you.

Oh Ignite, will you be okay? What did he do to you?

I'm not sure I will Meli,he called me an old woman. Mean eh.

Oh hang on I'm sure you've done the same! "

I would never do such a thing! You must have me confused with another forum user. You're a spritely not old young thing. Ignore mean Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha sorry Jim.

(And Roxi. You deserve a thread or two!)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not easy being me.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs."

Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww Jim you've upset Meli now as well,you have a lot to say with your behaviour lately don't you.

Oh Ignite, will you be okay? What did he do to you?

I'm not sure I will Meli,he called me an old woman. Mean eh.

Oh hang on I'm sure you've done the same!

I would never do such a thing! You must have me confused with another forum user. You're a spritely not old young thing. Ride Erect Jim. "

This.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Aww Jim you've upset Meli now as well,you have a lot to say with your behaviour lately don't you.

Oh Ignite, will you be okay? What did he do to you?

I'm not sure I will Meli,he called me an old woman. Mean eh.

Oh hang on I'm sure you've done the same!

I would never do such a thing! You must have me confused with another forum user. You're a spritely not old young thing. Ignore mean Jim. "

Well yeah maybe I am a bit more confused than normal nowadays,I'll make Jim pay for his meanie word's I'm just not sure how yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim. "

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

Can I have a lift to bed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight."

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Can I have a lift to bed "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheeky. *Firefighter lifts Cheeky*

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight."

I'd be scared if I were you,because if Babs is upset you've done real bad.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread."

Creep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons "

There's always future sponsorship deals to be done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons "

Hello lovely Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons

There's always future sponsorship deals to be done."

I shall negotiate privately Jimbob.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons

Hello lovely Babs"

Hello Samiss, how are you lovely lady?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What does spaff mean anyway?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep"

She caved in quick enough didn’t she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons

There's always future sponsorship deals to be done.

I shall negotiate privately Jimbob. "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does spaff mean anyway?"

I'll show you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons

Hello lovely Babs

Hello Samiss, how are you lovely lady? "

Hello I'm very well thank you, howz you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy Sunday! Smileyface"

Evening Jim

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep

She caved in quick enough didn’t she? "

Didn't she just,one min it's all sisterhood then we're ditched.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you."

Is it rude?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons

Hello lovely Babs

Hello Samiss, how are you lovely lady?

Hello I'm very well thank you, howz you? "

I’m really good thank you but I think I need my bed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep

She caved in quick enough didn’t she?

Didn't she just,one min it's all sisterhood then we're ditched."

Standard Meli.

Awwww but he was all sad and diddumsy and it made me want to give him a virtual boob hug and pat his weary head.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep

She caved in quick enough didn’t she?

Didn't she just,one min it's all sisterhood then we're ditched."

Can I be in your sisterhood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

Evening Jim "

What have you been up to today?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's not easy being me.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs.

Jim.

Is that a telling off "Jim"? Because I'm pissing off everyone tonight.

No! I don’t tell people off. I tut occasionally. I’m not at all bothered that I can’t see a reference to Babs or Babs boobs anywhere. You must have your reasons

Hello lovely Babs

Hello Samiss, how are you lovely lady?

Hello I'm very well thank you, howz you?

I’m really good thank you but I think I need my bed "

Yes it is late

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep

She caved in quick enough didn’t she?

Didn't she just,one min it's all sisterhood then we're ditched.

Can I be in your sisterhood? "

Yes!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

Evening Jim

What have you been up to today?"

I've been to a grown up birthday party what you been doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?"

You bet it is!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?"

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?"

Ok...

Jim you massive stud,please spaff on my tits. From your bitch.

Urban dictionary.

Rude.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep

She caved in quick enough didn’t she?

Didn't she just,one min it's all sisterhood then we're ditched.

Can I be in your sisterhood?

Yes! "

x

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

*Googles spaff*

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely? "

Ok..I have to confess..I had to Google...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

Evening Jim

What have you been up to today?

I've been to a grown up birthday party what you been doing? "

Grown up birthday party, oooooooo. I've done absolutely nothing.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely? "

I know that has to be the most stupidest question I've ever asked.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely?

Ok..I have to confess..I had to Google... "

I didn’t know what it was either, I had to google. Not tonight though, I did know before tonight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

Evening Jim

What have you been up to today?

I've been to a grown up birthday party what you been doing?

Grown up birthday party, oooooooo. I've done absolutely nothing."

I prefer to do absolutely nothing..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely?

Ok..I have to confess..I had to Google...

I didn’t know what it was either, I had to google. Not tonight though, I did know before tonight "

Haha , why can't people just say ejaculate, we all know what that means

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ok...

Jim you massive stud,please spaff on my tits. From your bitch.

Urban dictionary.

Rude."

You love it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep

She caved in quick enough didn’t she?

Didn't she just,one min it's all sisterhood then we're ditched.

Can I be in your sisterhood? "

Most definitely,just don't leave us for a man though.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Aww Jim. I adore you. As do all the other women who spaff all over your thread.

Creep

She caved in quick enough didn’t she?

Didn't she just,one min it's all sisterhood then we're ditched.

Can I be in your sisterhood?

Most definitely,just don't leave us for a man though."

Nope..won't be doing that..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Jim, you’ll have to have tomorrow’s thread sponsored by spaff.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ok...

Jim you massive stud,please spaff on my tits. From your bitch.

Urban dictionary.

Rude.

You love it."

I do,just don't get it in my hair is all I ask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pussycat. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. It really is an education. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Can I have a lift to bed

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheeky. *Firefighter lifts Cheeky*"

I’ve no idea who,wrote this

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ok...

Jim you massive stud,please spaff on my tits. From your bitch.

Urban dictionary.

Rude.

You love it.

I do,just don't get it in my hair is all I ask."

Or eyes...it stings...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Jim, you’ll have to have tomorrow’s thread sponsored by spaff."

Although now I really want to say a joke about how she’s coupled up with Xperia now. I have joke Tourette’s.

(Sorry saff)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Googles spaff*"

So tempted to change Googles to Gargles.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely?

Ok..I have to confess..I had to Google...

I didn’t know what it was either, I had to google. Not tonight though, I did know before tonight

Haha , why can't people just say ejaculate, we all know what that means "

Exactly. And penis and vagina. It works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, you’ll have to have tomorrow’s thread sponsored by spaff."

I'll have my men talk to their men.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely?

Ok..I have to confess..I had to Google...

I didn’t know what it was either, I had to google. Not tonight though, I did know before tonight

Haha , why can't people just say ejaculate, we all know what that means

Exactly. And penis and vagina. It works for me "

Yeah..me too..not this urban dictionary stuff..what's that all about?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm off to message all the local guy's and ask them to spaff all over me,let's see how many know what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s this..hang on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm off to message all the local guy's and ask them to spaff all over me,let's see how many know what it is. "

Can I come....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ok...

Jim you massive stud,please spaff on my tits. From your bitch.

Urban dictionary.

Rude.

You love it.

I do,just don't get it in my hair is all I ask."

I promise.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"I'm off to message all the local guy's and ask them to spaff all over me,let's see how many know what it is. "

Ask men who aren't 70+. They'll probably know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s this..hang on"

This.

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own


"*Googles spaff*

So tempted to change Googles to Gargles."

Chortle x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all

Can I have a lift to bed

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cheeky. *Firefighter lifts Cheeky*

I’ve no idea who,wrote this "

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to message all the local guy's and ask them to spaff all over me,let's see how many know what it is.

Ask men who aren't 70+. They'll probably know. "

I am a man of 69

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely?

Ok..I have to confess..I had to Google...

I didn’t know what it was either, I had to google. Not tonight though, I did know before tonight

Haha , why can't people just say ejaculate, we all know what that means

Exactly. And penis and vagina. It works for me

Yeah..me too..not this urban dictionary stuff..what's that all about? "

Lord knows. Call a penis a penis I say

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm off to message all the local guy's and ask them to spaff all over me,let's see how many know what it is.

Ask men who aren't 70+. They'll probably know. "

Yep anyone that doesn’t know what it means must be over 70...

...did you just call Ignite an old lady, Meli?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ok...

Jim you massive stud,please spaff on my tits. From your bitch.

Urban dictionary.

Rude.

You love it.

I do,just don't get it in my hair is all I ask.

Or eyes...it stings... "

Yep,men are rubbish are aiming aren't they. I'm sure it wouldn't be intentional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to message all the local guy's and ask them to spaff all over me,let's see how many know what it is. "

I’ve just tried this, it didn’t end well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does spaff mean anyway?

I'll show you.

Is it rude?

Ignite, how long have you been on here lovely?

Ok..I have to confess..I had to Google...

I didn’t know what it was either, I had to google. Not tonight though, I did know before tonight

Haha , why can't people just say ejaculate, we all know what that means

Exactly. And penis and vagina. It works for me "

I bet.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Ignite you're still a spritely young chick.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It wouldn't be the first time Meli has called me an old woman Estella!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I see that, Ignite!

And look she’s flip flopping her allegiance again!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

She's a people pleaser,which is probably a wise thing,keeps everyone happy then doesn't it.

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