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By *one running OP Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a wedding? Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not like that, but when I was a single man of 35, I had a friend who was 61 when we met, would've passed for 45 - 50, great fun and lasted for 3 years on a casual basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences. "
Wasn't there a Buffet on?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother of the bride duties are certainly more involved than they used to be.

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Mother of the bride duties are certainly more involved than they used to be. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also... You English need to work on your weddings, up here they're not done til at least midnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she was the buffet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"At a wedding? Classy "

It's better if you shag the Bride in her Wedding Dress while the Groom has "gone for a lie down" though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe...but a lady never tells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also... You English need to work on your weddings, up here they're not done til at least midnight! "

Think the football may have something to do with it being earlier.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"At a wedding? Classy

It's better if you shag the Bride in her Wedding Dress while the Groom has "gone for a lie down" though

I meant to say p@ssed out, but fab keeps on blocking random words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not very classy

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"At a wedding? Classy "

Just what I was thinking

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I think she was the buffet

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

How the heck did THAT come about at a family wedding?!

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over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Mother of the bride duties are certainly more involved than they used to be. "

I just spat my drink out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum said it was a good do.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"My mum said it was a good do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum said it was a good do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mother of the bride duties are certainly more involved than they used to be. "

Funniest thing I've read today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum said it was a good do.

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.

How the heck did THAT come about at a family wedding?!

24 cans of Party Seven and some absinthe they found under the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’ve never fondled my friends much older relative at a wedding, or a funeral, or a christening, or a bar mitzvah, or any other family event where a party takes place afterwards

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is this what I have to look forward to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not terribly sure it's the right and proper behaviour at a family wedding Op. I hope the wedding photographer didn't notice and take a great money shot for the album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope this was at the reception and not in church

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Is this what I have to look forward to?

Yes..... It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. "

How is your mum these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this what I have to look forward to?

Only if you're wetter than an otters pocket down there

You're safe otherwise

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.

I do hope this was at the reception and not in church

I suppose if it's a Roman Catholic wedding, it's part and parcel of the ceremony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.

I do hope this was at the reception and not in church

I suppose if it's a Roman Catholic wedding, it's part and parcel of the ceremony

Bareback only though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this what I have to look forward to?

Only if you're wetter than an otters pocket down there

You're safe otherwise"

I'll ensure I have the Tena Lady to hand.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is this what I have to look forward to?

Yes..... It is

Life goals.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Today I had a good fumble with a mature lady who was 68. At a family wedding. She gave a great blow job and wank. She had the wettest pussy I had in ages. Does anybody else have similar experiences.

I do hope this was at the reception and not in church

I suppose if it's a Roman Catholic wedding, it's part and parcel of the ceremony

Bareback only though"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t help think the OP is really targeting the wrong events.

Surely a funeral would be much more up his street with a larger target audience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there "

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love. "

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes "

Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes

Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach. "

What is a bum bag ?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple....."

I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes

Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.

What is a bum bag ? "

Fanny pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is something nice about older ladies, but I haven't put my finger on it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....

I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?

Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, alittle less fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes

Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.

What is a bum bag ? "

You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes

Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.

What is a bum bag ?

You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in. "

And douching kit, always be prepared for the unexpected!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes

Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.

What is a bum bag ?

You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in.

And douching kit, always be prepared for the unexpected!"

Mine doesn’t fit in, I have a sling for that like a water bottle holder. Actually, it doubles as a water bottle when not in use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love a wrinkled anus.

Wait a minute there

That’s Keith you are talking about love.

He taught everything I needed to know about women and their holes

Watch out, he loves a bum bag. Keep that one out of reach.

What is a bum bag ?

You know, that little bag you wear around your waist to keep your condoms, mints and a tube of anusol in.

And douching kit, always be prepared for the unexpected!"

Oh yes I see now hahaha

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....

I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?

Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, a little less fussy

Two barely concealed insults in one hit.... I am bereft (FAF?)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....

I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?

Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, a little less fussy

Two barely concealed insults in one hit.... I am bereft (FAF?)"

Yes please, I’m desperate, she’s pissed. We’ll both have a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gon yersel big man

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple....."

I've only had sex once at a wedding, about 30 years ago in Devon. The boy I had a holiday romance had grown into a hunky, bit of rough, man.

As a proper grown up now I can't imagine having sex at the family wedding at the end of the month.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....

I always think it’s the desperate fear of not having your own person and the it might never happen I better bloody find someone immediately, as to why all the wedding hookups happen?

Or the drink has made them really horny and, dare I say, a little less fussy

Two barely concealed insults in one hit.... I am bereft (FAF?)

Yes please, I’m desperate, she’s pissed. We’ll both have a go.

evening ladies

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Is this what I have to look forward to?

Brings a whole new meaning to the words "I do".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....

I've only had sex once at a wedding, about 30 years ago in Devon. The boy I had a holiday romance had grown into a hunky, bit of rough, man.

As a proper grown up now I can't imagine having sex at the family wedding at the end of the month."

It all happens in Devon, it’s why I have 7 toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never fumbled with an older lady at a family wedding. I have attended one where all the ladies were soaking wet but hey that’s Scotland for you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"That's the thing about weddings isn't it? All that romance in the air, celebrating the union of two human beans, I mean who doesn't get fucked at a wedding?

The air is full of rampant opportunity, the last one I went to I went home with a couple.....

I've only had sex once at a wedding, about 30 years ago in Devon. The boy I had a holiday romance had grown into a hunky, bit of rough, man.

As a proper grown up now I can't imagine having sex at the family wedding at the end of the month.

It all happens in Devon, it’s why I have 7 toes. "

I think one of my Devonian cousins has 6 on one foot.

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