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Lets have a round of "Up Your Arse"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last thing you had to open is going straight up your arse.

Tube of Tomato Puree

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Litre bottle of vodka

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A good bottle of red wine ... malbec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of Kraken rum. It's the most disturbing shape too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Litre bottle of vodka "
Hope you have Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread

Hopefully it won't reach 175 replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packet of savoury rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A door

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My mind.

I’m going to have my head up my arse even more than usual!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mind.

I’m going to have my head up my arse even more than usual!"

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Litre bottle of vodka Hope you have Lube "

I may need to nip out...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Opened you say Ali? Are you sure you want to know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snickers bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opened you say Ali? Are you sure you want to know? "
Errmmm

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Bottle of Corona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easter egg

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

This thread

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Easter egg "

You have easter eggs left???

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Hob nobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easter egg

You have easter eggs left???"

Yep

Ok I admit I was given it yesterday from my mum who I haven't seen since before Easter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of wine x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Bottle of barcardi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The front door!!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Easter egg

You have easter eggs left???

Yep

Ok I admit I was given it yesterday from my mum who I haven't seen since before Easter "

Lol you are very easy to make admit things, you could have held out for several more messages before confessing that

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

A drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Easter egg

You have easter eggs left???

Yep

Ok I admit I was given it yesterday from my mum who I haven't seen since before Easter

Lol you are very easy to make admit things, you could have held out for several more messages before confessing that "

I'm a direct kinda person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin of rice pudding x

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

A case of allen keys.

(Best offer I've had all day though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate & coconut bar

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Erm a little tin of paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm a little tin of paint."

At least it was only little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate lolly for both of us! ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of soda water....I will pass

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Pink gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm a little tin of paint."

A tester pot

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wheelie bin

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

Steve the strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread

Hopefully it won't reach 175 replies "

Not if they all have to go in, on a conveyor belt. RIP Brucey.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A solero

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Carton of eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last thing you had to open is going straight up your arse.

Tube of Tomato Puree

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Bottle of Cobra

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wheelie bin "

Funny

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Erm a little tin of paint.

At least it was only little! "

Thank God for that especially if the pot has to go up as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An antihistamine

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The front door.. fuck I’m in trouble

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Last thing I opened was my front door.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym


"The front door.. fuck I’m in trouble "

Same mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A Dominoes pizza box

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

A mint Aero. Could've been worse.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

The freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 litre bottle of car wash, right up there.....

Xteve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An IPA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 bensons gold

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Apple pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apple pie "
hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yogurt ... not too bad to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A letter box !!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Apple pie hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire "

No Tescos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apple pie hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire

No Tescos "

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Apple pie hope it wasn't from McDonalds those fuckers are on fire "

No Tescos

Oh Bollocks, it was the microwave now I think about it to get the custard out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2l bottle of cherry

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Car door!

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

A cola popsicle

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Carton of eggs "

One at a time then

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Pringles tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ton of tuna, oof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin, tin!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A packet of spaghetti, ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packet of Jelly Beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A new Sun Lounger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically KY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of breakfast cereal.

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Pineapple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi-Skimmed Milk, 4 pints worth...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Bran flakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fridge

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A pouch of cat food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance last thing was the fridge

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Jar of coffee

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of Pepsi max !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of dog food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My granddads false teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suitcase

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The microwave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you get anything liquid in the arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you get anything liquid in the arse?"

Bend over and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bueno

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Epsom salts

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Carton of eggs "

Ooww lumpy bumpy lol

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By *elshmuzzyMan
over a year ago

Luton

My car door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of pink jin

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Packet of Jelly Beans"

That’s be so funny if you farted after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kettle

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Washing machine door anyone got any lube

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