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"Thank god Do you think I’ll get chatted up ?? I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please " Good evening Floro... I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight.. One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up... | |||
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"Yayyy May i have a large glass of malbec please? " Good evening Kinky Bird... Nice to see you in the Fab Bar tonight... One large glass of Malbec coming right up... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and the lovely Lorna
Usual for me please x"Good evening Lovely Jo.... One cup of tea with Soya milk coming right up...x | |||
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"Thank god Do you think I’ll get chatted up ?? I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please Good evening Floro... I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight.. One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up..." When ?? I’m resorting to Words with friends here  | |||
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"Mine will be the cheekiest of Slutjuices please. To the uninitiated that's a mix of vodka, pepsi & Robinson's peach cordial. Looks a dodgy colour of brown but oh so lovely & refreshing!" Good evening ready.... One cheeky slut juice coming right up!.... It looks a bit dodgy so hope its refreshing!... | |||
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"Thank god Do you think I’ll get chatted up ?? I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please Good evening Floro... I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight.. One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up... When ?? I’m resorting to Words with friends here "I'm sure it wont be too long!... | |||
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"Mine will be the cheekiest of Slutjuices please. To the uninitiated that's a mix of vodka, pepsi & Robinson's peach cordial. Looks a dodgy colour of brown but oh so lovely & refreshing! Good evening ready.... One cheeky slut juice coming right up!.... It looks a bit dodgy so hope its refreshing!..." Thanking you kind bar person! | |||
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Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please? | |||
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"Thank god Do you think I’ll get chatted up ?? I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please Good evening Floro... I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight.. One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up..." I'll have the same but with soda water and plenty of berries in it please | |||
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"I’d like a blood orange gin double please with ice and lemonade I’ll just pull up a seat at the bar as I don’t have much interest in football tonight " Good evening badgirl... One blood orange double gin with ice and lemonade coming right up... Please do join us at the bar.. | |||
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"I’d like a blood orange gin double please with ice and lemonade I’ll just pull up a seat at the bar as I don’t have much interest in football tonight Good evening badgirl... One blood orange double gin with ice and lemonade coming right up... Please do join us at the bar.." Thankyou x | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna
Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please? "Good evening lovely Babs... One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up.. | |||
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"Thank god Do you think I’ll get chatted up ?? I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please Good evening Floro... I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight.. One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up... I'll have the same but with soda water and plenty of berries in it please "Good evening Toxic...One Rhubarb Gin with Soda and lots of berries in it.... | |||
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"Thank god Do you think I’ll get chatted up ?? I’ll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please Good evening Floro... I'm sure there will be some charming gentlemen in the bar tonight.. One Rhubarb Gin and lemonade coming right up... When ?? I’m resorting to Words with friends here "*puts on my deepest manly voice* Hey, how you doin'? | |||
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"Hey you two! I'd love my usual g&t please...bombey if you have it?...and Mr F will have Honey JD on ice!! I'll join those at the bar not really interested in the footie!!
PT x"Hello to you two too. Of course we have bombey, so your drinks are coming right up. I will join you as I'v lost Ash to the football! | |||
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"Good evening Lorna and Ash *waves* Can I have a ice cold cola please? And is there any nuts for me to nibble on tonight? "Hello lovely, ice cold cola coming right up. I'm sure I can find you somthing to nibble on. | |||
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"Beer please bar keep" Good evening hotcupofcoffee, one lovely cold beer coming your way. | |||
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"Aperol spritz, please...with a slice or two." Good evening Cereal... One Aperol spritz with a couple of slices coming right up... | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna
Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?
Good evening lovely Babs...
One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up.. "Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies | |||
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"Cointreau with ice please. And one for your good self... " Well I don't mine if I do, thank you very much. We have lost Ash to the football so you have to put up with me I'm afraid! One Cointreau with ice coming right up. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna
Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?
Good evening lovely Babs...
One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..
Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies "Yes come take a seat Babs. | |||
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"Large rum please barman "I'm a barlady
One Large rum coming right up. | |||
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"Aperol spritz, please...with a slice or two. Good evening Cereal... One Aperol spritz with a couple of slices coming right up..." Slainte Ash | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna
Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?
Good evening lovely Babs...
One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..
Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies
Yes come take a seat Babs. "Thanks lovely | |||
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"6 shots of ice cold vodka please Ash " Ash is watching the footie and I'm in charge while he is a way. 6 vodka shots coming right up. | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna
Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please?
Good evening lovely Babs...
One very large Gordons gin with ice coming right up..
Thank you. I’m going to sit with the ladies
Yes come take a seat Babs.
Thanks lovely "Just seen a streaker Babs!  | |||
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"Good evening Ash and Lorna
Please may I have a Gordon’s with ice please? "Ooo fancy seeing you here | |||
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almost all female in the bar tonight!! No big screen for the match?
May I have a kopperberg summer fruits and s bag of crisps please x | |||
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"Evening Ash! What a surprise! almost all female in the bar tonight!! No big screen for the match?
May I have a kopperberg summer fruits and s bag of crisps please x "Yep and no Ash he too has deserted us for a bunch of footballers! 
One kopperberg on its way. | |||
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"Evening Ash! What a surprise! almost all female in the bar tonight!! No big screen for the match?
May I have a kopperberg summer fruits and s bag of crisps please x
Yep and no Ash he too has deserted us for a bunch of footballers!
One kopperberg on its way. "Thanks Lorna | |||
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"I could murder a Guinness please. " Hello, one lovely glass of Guinness coming right away. (no need to murder it though) | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x" Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us? | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us? "You don't have to ask me twice. I'd love to thank you x | |||
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"Hey you two! I'd love my usual g&t please...bombey if you have it?...and Mr F will have Honey JD on ice!! I'll join those at the bar not really interested in the footie!!
PT x
Hello to you two too. Of course we have bombey, so your drinks are coming right up.
I will join you as I'v lost Ash to the football! "Thank you Lorna!.... I reckon the bar is going to be the best place to be!...lots of very sexy ladies over here!! 
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"Hey you two! I'd love my usual g&t please...bombey if you have it?...and Mr F will have Honey JD on ice!! I'll join those at the bar not really interested in the footie!!
PT x
Hello to you two too. Of course we have bombey, so your drinks are coming right up.
I will join you as I'v lost Ash to the football!
Thank you Lorna!.... I reckon the bar is going to be the best place to be!...lots of very sexy ladies over here!!
PT x"Yes and we can all have a shot or two. (on the house of course) It's like a MLS warm up in here tonight. Xx | |||
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"Hi Lorna and Ash, can I have a large white wine please x "Of course you can lovely lady. | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us? "Ooo love shots | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with... My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on... What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening?" Vodka n please | |||
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"Aperol spritz, please...with a slice or two." I love aperol | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots "I think we might need a few more. | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with... My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on... What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening? Vodka n please "A very warm welcome to you lovely lady, one large vodka and on its way. Me and ladies are doing a few shots, come join us. | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more. "Lots more | |||
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"Beer please bar keep Good evening hotcupofcoffee, one lovely cold beer coming your way. "Many thanks, I’ll start on the gin shortly | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more "What shots should we do next? | |||
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"Beer please bar keep Good evening hotcupofcoffee, one lovely cold beer coming your way.
Many thanks, I’ll start on the gin shortly "Oh love a gin or three! | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna I’m having a no alcohol weekend so could I have a Diet Coke please " Oh course, one lovely cold diet on its way. Iv not had alcohol for ages!  | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with... My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on... What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening? Vodka n please
A very warm welcome to you lovely lady, one large vodka and on its way. Me and ladies are doing a few shots, come join us. "Ooh thanks love a few cheeky shots my post should of said vodka n lol x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/06/19 20:57:43]" vodka n cola as it won't let me say the c word x | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh... The jukebox has broken down so sadly I can't do any music requests but will be some cheesy 80's pop music on in the background to start the night of with... My lovely lady Lorna will be in charge behind the bar helping out while the football is on... What can i get you to drink on this beautiful sunny evening? Vodka n please
A very warm welcome to you lovely lady, one large vodka and on its way. Me and ladies are doing a few shots, come join us.
Ooh thanks love a few cheeky shots my post should of said vodka n lol x
"Love a few shots on a lovely evening like this. X | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna I’m having a no alcohol weekend so could I have a Diet Coke please Oh course, one lovely cold diet on its way. Iv not had alcohol for ages! "I’m off to Ibiza with the girls on Friday so I’m saving myself Lorna | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next? "Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!! 
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"Evening Ash and Lorna I’m having a no alcohol weekend so could I have a Diet Coke please Oh course, one lovely cold diet on its way. Iv not had alcohol for ages!
I’m off to Ibiza with the girls on Friday so I’m saving myself Lorna "Oh how exciting!! Yes I'm sure you will make for it next week. | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next?
Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!
PT x"Why what happens if we give you tequila? | |||
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"Evening Ash. How you diddling "Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment... Its Half Time.... Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?... | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next? "Cherry bakewell please Lorna | |||
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"Can we have jaeger bombs and sambuca shots too? Please x" Absolutely. Lining them up as we speak. | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next?
Cherry bakewell please Lorna "Oh my kinda shot, good shout. | |||
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"Can we have jaeger bombs and sambuca shots too? Please x" I love jaeger bombs | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next?
Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!
PT x
Why what happens if we give you tequila? "One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!! | |||
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"Evening Ash. How you diddling
Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...
Its Half Time....
Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?..."I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie | |||
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"Evening Ash. How you diddling
Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...
Its Half Time....
Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...
I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie "One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely.... | |||
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"Anyone got Carmel rum. Need to be reminded of GC" Hola We sure do!...One Caramel rum just like in GC coming right up.... | |||
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"Can I really order anything? Well, I have always wanted to try a Macallan 18..." You can order anything at the Fab Bar!... One Macallan 18 single malt coming right up!... | |||
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"Pink champagne with a cheeky tequila shot on the side if u would be so kind x" Good evening, yes of course on its way. Lots of shots being consumed this evening. | |||
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"Not had cherry bakewell shots. Sound very nice x" They are delicious | |||
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"Pink champagne with a cheeky tequila shot on the side if u would be so kind x" Oh very classy! | |||
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"Pink champagne with a cheeky tequila shot on the side if u would be so kind x Good evening, yes of course on its way. Lots of shots being consumed this evening. "Good girl, keep them coming, u will get a good tip haha | |||
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"Evening Ash. How you diddling
Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...
Its Half Time....
Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...
I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie
One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely.... "Forever my saint | |||
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"Not had cherry bakewell shots. Sound very nice x" They sound lush never had them x | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next?
Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!
PT x
Why what happens if we give you tequila?
One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!! "Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!! and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!
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"Good evening lovely people I'm finally allowed to join these fantastic forums. May I please have a sauvignon blanc and a cheeky smile. Happy slurping " Good evening Peek and welcome to the Fab lounge bar and forums... One Sauvignon Blanc with a cheeky smile coming right up!... | |||
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"a shot of wild turkey...make it a triple.." A triple shot of wild turkey bourbon coming right up.... | |||
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"Good evening lovely people I'm finally allowed to join these fantastic forums. May I please have a sauvignon blanc and a cheeky smile. Happy slurping " Pull up a chair! | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next?
Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!
PT x
Why what happens if we give you tequila?
One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!!
Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!! and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!
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"Evening Ash. How you diddling
Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...
Its Half Time....
Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...
I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie
One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely....
Forever my saint "you're always very welcome...  | |||
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"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned.. " One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up... | |||
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"Evening Ash. How you diddling
Good evening Scarlet....Just watching the football at the moment...
Its Half Time....
Can i get something for you to drink at the bar tonight?...
I'm in Bacardi and tonight sweetie
One Bacardi and cola coming your way my lovely....
Forever my saint
you're always very welcome..."Cheers Ash | |||
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"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned.. One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up..." Very kind... May I have a double next.. | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next?
Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!
PT x
Why what happens if we give you tequila?
One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!!
Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!! and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!
PT x
And tonight’s entertainment is.... go for it! "Ha ha!! Haven't seen any tequila shots yet so I'm safe for now!! Might slope off soon before I get easily led astray!! x | |||
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"Fosters " One pint of Fosters coming right up.... | |||
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"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned.. One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up... Very kind... May I have a double next.. " You're very welcome.....A double on its way to you... | |||
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"Hi Ash and Lorna. Can i have a fruity cider please and one for you both x Anything for you lovely lady.
I'm lining up the shots for fabbish, Babs, diamond, Nymph and all the other lovely lady's. Care to join us?
Ooo love shots
I think we might need a few more.
Lots more
What shots should we do next?
Oh god...I'm not good with shots!!! This could get very messy! just don't give me tequila!!!
PT x
Why what happens if we give you tequila?
One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila FLOOR!!
Yep pretty much this!!! Altho it's unlikely I'll make it past 2 before hitting the floor!! and if I do make it past 2 then the chances are there will be clothes removed and dancing on the bar!!...altho not sure what order that will happen!!
PT x
And tonight’s entertainment is.... go for it!
Ha ha!! Haven't seen any tequila shots yet so I'm safe for now!! Might slope off soon before I get easily led astray!! x"3 Tequila shots for PT coming right up!...
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"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned.. One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up... Very kind... May I have a double next.. You're very welcome.....A double on its way to you..." Excellent service sir... And just as I like it tall glass with 2/3 rocks of ice.. And slice of lime.. | |||
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"a shot of wild turkey...make it a triple.. A triple shot of wild turkey bourbon coming right up...." | |||
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"Morgan spice rum and .. (not draft.) bottled or canned.. One captain Morgan spice rum and cola coming right up... Very kind... May I have a double next.. You're very welcome.....A double on its way to you... Excellent service sir... And just as I like it tall glass with 2/3 rocks of ice.. And slice of lime.. " I hope you'll leave a good review on Trip Adviser for me!... | |||
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"Can I have a very large glass of rosé wine please Ash "Good evening Cat... Sorry for the delay.... One very large glass of Rose wine coming right up.... | |||
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"If last orders been rung I didn't hear it... Or have you slipped out on a break and been distracted by one of your clients who's followed you... " Last orders havent been rung yet!.... I had a break to have some dinner... | |||
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"Thank you Ash, hope your have a lovely weekend "You're welcome Cat and hope you're having a great weekend... | |||
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"Id love a pint of thick creamy Guinness. Pour it right, take your time, give me that nice thick creamy head "Good evening Rover....One pint of Guinness with a thick creamy head coming right up!... | |||
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"Id love a pint of thick creamy Guinness. Pour it right, take your time, give me that nice thick creamy head
Good evening Rover....One pint of Guinness with a thick creamy head coming right up!... "Yum yum ...you make a girl very happy. Thank you | |||
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"Id love a pint of thick creamy Guinness. Pour it right, take your time, give me that nice thick creamy head
Good evening Rover....One pint of Guinness with a thick creamy head coming right up!...
Yum yum ...you make a girl very happy. Thank you "Thank you....I always like to please... | |||
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"I'll take another double spice rum and ... If I may" You sure can...Another double spice rum and cola coming right up.... | |||
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"Ohh ash id love a nice Bailey's instead of my pink gin tonight. And some nice soothing music to get me chilled out. I can't seem to drink Late these days (think I'm getting old) "Good evening tempted.... One Baileys coming right up and some soothing music to chill you out..... They do say a small late night tipple before bed is very good for you... | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate? "were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night... | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night... "You two are superstars. Thank you | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night... "You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You two are superstars. Thank you
You’re welcome "Sorry wrong face bloody fingers when pissed | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You two are superstars. Thank you
You’re welcome
Sorry wrong face bloody fingers when pissed "What you doing in here you don't need anymore alcohol | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink "Samiss if they go to bed and leave us here we can help ourselves | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You two are superstars. Thank you
You’re welcome
Sorry wrong face bloody fingers when pissed "Come and sit down. Would you like a hot chocolate? | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink "...of spaff | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink
Samiss if they go to bed and leave us here we can help ourselves "Yep, wedge the door open so we can get in  | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink
...of spaff " | |||
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"Ash. You’re still open. Please may I have a hot chocolate?
were just closing Babs but will do you a hot chocolate before we lock up for the night...
You can't close, me and Babs have just come out of that crazy nocturnal thread thing and need a drink
...of spaff " | |||
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x"They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though | |||
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x
They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though "Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset.. | |||
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x
They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though
Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset.. "I’m looking for nuts. You grab the gin | |||
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x
They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though
Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset.. "My lips are sealed | |||
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x
They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though
Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..
I’m looking for nuts. You grab the gin "Ok..get the roasted ones..I've found pink gin..
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x
They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though
Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..
My lips are sealed"Come and join us..come round the back door.. | |||
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x
They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though
Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..
My lips are sealed
Come and join us..come round the back door.."On my way. Hope you got lots of gin | |||
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"Nice and chilled .I'm coming here again. Excellent service x
They run a great bar. I think Samiss is in charge at the moment though
Yep, we're in...don't tell Ash and Lorna though..they'll be upset..
My lips are sealed
Come and join us..come round the back door..
On my way. Hope you got lots of gin "We got lots..see if you can find any roasted nuts..think Babs has gone for a wee..or crisps will do, long as they're not cheese and onion, coz they make me burp.. | |||
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