FabSwingers.com forum: You call childbirth pain?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you really like me to give you details of tearing skin ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a baby!!!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Would you really like me to give you details of tearing skin ??"

I just clenched

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Such a baby!!!"

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

*rapidly retreats from this thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh! Try getting hit in the shin with metal bike pedals with aggressive pins!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Taking one for the team. Sempa Fi brother

(Hope you brought your tin hat)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you really like me to give you details of tearing skin ??

I just clenched

Haha!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

quite agree, you always hear women say they would like another baby.

never heard a man say he would like another kick in the bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you really like me to give you details of tearing skin ??

I just clenched

You would clench !!!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I do call it pain. Kidney stones are apparently on a par. Spinal stenosis is possibly slightly worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Man up lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Unless there’s a better than 50% chance you’re going to shit yourself in a room full of strangers (which isn’t a fetish club) I think you’re missing a lot of the pain picture

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What did you do that for silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait does childbirth hurt?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"quite agree, you always hear women say they would like another baby.

never heard a man say he would like another kick in the bollox"

This is true lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"

Noooo. It's like shelling peas

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Man up lol"

I’m not sure we are allowed say that anymore hahaha

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Suck it up Princess

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"

No, it’s a beautiful thing, like dolphins singing to each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless there’s a better than 50% chance you’re going to shit yourself in a room full of strangers (which isn’t a fetish club) I think you’re missing a lot of the pain picture

Lol. You've shifted my perspective.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"

No you will be fine just lay down and relax it will be over before you know it

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"

Think it maybe too late to back out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had.

or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Man up lol

I’m not sure we are allowed say that anymore hahaha "

What about suck it up buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had.

or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. "
TMI!!! I still fancy you though!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had.

or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. "

Aw bend over this won't hurt a bit after that

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had.

or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. "

I may never unclench my arse again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to say an anal fissure is pain!! It’s like poo’ing glass when you go. Ouch. 18 months of that I had.

or like someone stabbing you in the ass with knitting needles after you have been to the loo. TMI!!! I still fancy you though!"

Haha. It killed my marriage as I didn’t let him touch me for 5 years. Never want to have a tear again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"

Does this come under 'Questions you wished you’d asked four months ago'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

Who wants a massive jungle down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom. "

My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.

My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret

Haha! Yes yes!

I can only think of his dance now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.

My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret

I’m gagging as I write this.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Man up lol

I’m not sure we are allowed say that anymore hahaha

What about suck it up buttercup

Well it all depends on the context haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Try it with a hardon next time...makes the balls tighter....apparently.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Once is an accident.

Twice is careless

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Once is an accident.

Twice is careless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.

My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret

I’m gagging as I write this. "

That’s preferable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Man up lol

I’m not sure we are allowed say that anymore hahaha

What about suck it up buttercup

Well it all depends on the context haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Once is an accident.

Twice is careless

I know. I should've taken my time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"

Depends on your pain tolerance really I've had 4 children only had pain relief with 1st one mainly because I was told to didn't actually think I needed it delivery is painful labour it's self I found more of an uncomfortable pain but tiring and exhausting but everyone is different

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Once is an accident.

Twice is careless

Never has Oscar Wilde be so misquoted to such better use!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought childbirth hurt...I mean really bloody hurt and then the stitches blah blah but then I had gallstones and jesus h christ that's worse than all the pain.

You nicking your ballsack was probably worse though

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

To be fair, I caught myself last night and didn't realise until I noticed the blood, that's how tough I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.

My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret

I’m gagging as I write this.

That’s preferable

I shall keep the ball gag on then, no chance of choking on hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.

My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret

I’m gagging as I write this.

That’s preferable

I shall keep the ball gag on then, no chance of choking on hair. "

You’d love it, tastes of candy floss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Why are you grooming your privates? Are you a lady boy?

I’ve gone off you now if you don’t groom.

My bush is like napoleon dynamites illustrious globe of hair. You’ll love it, don’t fret

I’m gagging as I write this.

That’s preferable

I shall keep the ball gag on then, no chance of choking on hair.

You’d love it, tastes of candy floss. "

And now I’ve just done a little bit of sick in my mouth.

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!

Wow! Hats off to you lady! I've had one child with all the pain relief I could get & would now need an epidural for a leg wax!

I know, I know - Ladywuss right here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Severe reaction to some medication landed me in hospital for a week. First 3 days on a drip and morfin. Now that was pain wouldn't wish for the enemy.

Mrs

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

There's one particular bit of childbirth that they say stings a bit and you're supposed to breathe through it.

Just imagine a lighter being held under your balls whether you've nicked it or not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

After an emergency c-section I was stitched up without painkillers. That's a couple of layers by the time they get to the skin. Fancy estimating how many nicks did that amount to?

And I didn't think it was too bad.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try swinging a hammer, missing what you're trying to hit and clocking your shin!

Many a curse comes out. As well as laughter at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Sits back with a beer and salted nuts....ooooh maybe not the best to munch on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Sits back with a beer and salted nuts....ooooh maybe not the best to munch on.

Haha

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

lol I've had guys ask me to do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been worse... Think something about Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheesh! Is that all? A couple nips on a clipper.

Try having your balls twisted and requiring surgery to untwist them.

Or having your knee snap 90 degrees making your leg look like an L.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheesh! Is that all? A couple nips on a clipper.

Try having your balls twisted and requiring surgery to untwist them.

Or having your knee snap 90 degrees making your leg look like an L.

Yooooo it’s not a competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood on a plug once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine pooping a melon out your ahole...

As for your papercut, stop being a drama llama!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine pooping a melon out your ahole...

As for your papercut, stop being a drama llama!"

I don't think that's how babies are born

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Just nicked my private regions with clippers - TWICE! That's real pain.

What a bloody mess.

Once is an accident.

Twice is careless

Thrice is he secretly likes it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I do call it pain. Kidney stones are apparently on a par. Spinal stenosis is possibly slightly worse"

Try slipping and rupturing a disc in the lower back ... my doctor told me he's had women say they'd rather give birth again than have that pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try 3rd degree burns, and I thought gall stones and childbirth were bad x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try being set one fire for 7 minutes, waterboarded and have your head decapitated!

Exactly, you don't know what pain is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!"

But then its all over, and you hold your baby and its all forgotten x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait does childbirth hurt?!

Wow! Hats off to you lady! I've had one child with all the pain relief I could get & would now need an epidural for a leg wax!

I know, I know - Ladywuss right here!

But then I cry like a baby if I stub my toe so I think maybe I just good with pain endurance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine pooping a melon out your ahole...

As for your papercut, stop being a drama llama!

I don't think that's how babies are born

No, it is not, but you'd get the gist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol....

Childbirth felt like having my ladybits set on fire then hit repeatedly with a cricket bat..that is pain OP yours was but a mere flesh wound...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave birth without pain relief no probs but having a catheter put in nothing compares haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you will be fine just lay down and relax it will be over before you know it

A bit like some meets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No you will be fine just lay down and relax it will be over before you know it

A bit like some meets lol"

Great answer haha

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