FabSwingers.com forum: The Secret Service

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To F&B. Can I be your watermelon?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can never join in these

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have nothing to say

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

...are watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Rubidoux : she has some really beautiful eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to the sender of the message to F&B, get lost he's all mine!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Thought so a face to the body Rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message to the sender of the message to F&B, get lost he's all mine!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

What do you mean you’re in? You’re supposed to message Rubi a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in

What do you mean you’re in? You’re supposed to message Rubi a message

Oh right...lol....

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Message: Rubidoux : she has some really beautiful eyes

I'm in disguise changed my username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buahaha and women say the men can't read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buahaha and women say the men can't read

Be quiet Lucifer

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Message to the sender of the message to F&B, get lost he's all mine!"
and I thought I was made for sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Cheeky69 ... your silliness reminds me of me and I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Morningstar. Please let us ogle your photos?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to Nora:

You’re funny, sexy and even local. We’d be perfect together if you had much lower standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Floro

Can i spend an hour or so massaging your boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To Floro

Can i spend an hour or so massaging your boobies?"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Rubidoux I will like to fill your box, not with mail of course if you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message to Nora:

You’re funny, sexy and even local. We’d be perfect together if you had much lower standards"

. Show yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Rubidoux

You’re my crush

Love me

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To Cheeky69 ... your silliness reminds me of me and I love it

I am not silly you are...lol...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I know it’s not how it’s meant to work but I does seem to work.

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Rubidoux

You’re my crush

Love me

How is that secret service if they're addressing you in the messages to you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Not sure how it works but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Rubidoux

You’re my crush

Love me

How is that secret service if they're addressing you in the messages to you

Don’t question the ethics behind this

Go with it

Now shush and keep being handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Morningstar. Please let us ogle your photos?"

Us? I don't think others might be so inclined

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s working already. The restraining order is in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Rubidoux

You’re my crush

Love me

How is that secret service if they're addressing you in the messages to you

Don’t question the ethics behind this

Go with it

Now shush and keep being handsome

This gives me an idea

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I don't know why but the posts of "I'm in" are amusing me far more than they probably should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Rubidoux

You’re my crush

Love me

How is that secret service if they're addressing you in the messages to you

Don’t question the ethics behind this

Go with it

Now shush and keep being handsome

This gives me an idea

It’s really no secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why but the posts of "I'm in" are amusing me far more than they probably should

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to Morningstar

You are the sexiest man alive with the lushest cock and extremely beautiful lower back dimples xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why but the posts of "I'm in" are amusing me far more than they probably should

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Diamondsmiles: you’re an absolute sweetheart and I like you (even though you trapped me in your porkpie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your inbox is going to be flooded

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Can you me and cheeky have a weekend of rampant sex

Was worth a try

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Inaswingdress is my girl crush and I love how nerdy and witty she is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Pruebame...I want those hands somewhere else and not in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Elcee.

I like your smile. I know I mentioned it before though I think I fluffed the line. It is so mesmerizing, that little kink at the end, I don't think I could resist it or restrain myself in its presence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Granny Crumpet: I dream of doing unspeakable things to your silhouette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: Can you me and cheeky have a weekend of rampant sex

Was worth a try

I’m in, how about you Rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know why but the posts of "I'm in" are amusing me far more than they probably should

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Rubi’s inbox has a spam filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Rubi’s inbox has a spam filter."

I used to like spam sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Rubi’s inbox has a spam filter.

I used to like spam sandwiches

Spam fritters were ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A message for her majesty: fancy a irn bru? ... Can she guess you who? ...

Also you're all just as beautiful as the next person xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Rubi’s inbox has a spam filter.

I used to like spam sandwiches

Spam fritters were ace"
did you fry your spam too ? I liked to fry mine and put them in a toastie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message: Can you me and cheeky have a weekend of rampant sex

Was worth a try

I’m in, how about you Rubi

Well I saw who sent it.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message for her majesty: fancy a irn bru? ... Can she guess you who? ...

Also you're all just as beautiful as the next person xxx"

No idea

And I know - I never doubted it but now I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to Her Majesty Queen Leviosa will you be the one that takes me to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message to Her Majesty Queen Leviosa will you be the one that takes me to hell

Yes sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Rubi’s inbox has a spam filter.

I used to like spam sandwiches

Spam fritters were ace did you fry your spam too ? I liked to fry mine and put them in a toastie

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to Sexybrunette

I would really like to stick my love rod between those puppies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To atlas2029.

I can't stop thinking about you. I want to rub my silent flute over your loudy mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message to Sexybrunette

I would really like to stick my love rod between those puppies

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who wouldn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To atlas2029.

I can't stop thinking about you. I want to rub my silent flute over your loudy mouth"

Wtf wrote that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To atlas2029.

I can't stop thinking about you. I want to rub my silent flute over your loudy mouth

Wtf wrote that ! "

I don't think we need detective Pikachu to work that one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To atlas2029.

I can't stop thinking about you. I want to rub my silent flute over your loudy mouth"

silent flute? Is that a penis? Also how do you know I'm loud? I'm quite a quiet and gentle person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: _stella, Your eyes just make me want to misbehave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To atlas2029.

I can't stop thinking about you. I want to rub my silent flute over your loudy mouth

Wtf wrote that !

I don't think we need detective Pikachu to work that one out

Good detective skills everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:I love draining my big balls on cam for couples . Can you see if any couples want to see me drain my balls on cam

(I can forward the pics that came with the message if you want)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Message: _stella, Your eyes just make me want to misbehave"

Reveal yourself and I’ll join in the misbehaving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Oledocwithme or something like that :

I remember the rose you had once in your anus. Please give it to me to lick it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:I love draining my big balls on cam for couples . Can you see if any couples want to see me drain my balls on cam

(I can forward the pics that came with the message if you want) "

....in your honest opinion Rubi, do we want to see these pics?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can't help but feel that this service is being corrupted and misused today...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to Domestic Slave: Sould I book flights

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Message:I love draining my big balls on cam for couples . Can you see if any couples want to see me drain my balls on cam

(I can forward the pics that came with the message if you want) "

You’re alright, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message:I love draining my big balls on cam for couples . Can you see if any couples want to see me drain my balls on cam

(I can forward the pics that came with the message if you want)

....in your honest opinion Rubi, do we want to see these pics?"

If you like balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Morningstar I still can’t see your photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Oledocwithme or something like that :

I remember the rose you had once in your anus. Please give it to me to lick it off."

Sicko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Morningstar I still can’t see your photos

Made 2 public

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:F&B when can I sniff your pubes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:A message to scarlet woman : I feel like you've been left out, you have an amazing arse, can I be your big spoon?

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Message: Can you me and cheeky have a weekend of rampant sex

Was worth a try

I’m in, how about you Rubi

Well I saw who sent it.......

It's supposed to be secret sssh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To F&B. Can I be your watermelon?"

Sure you can if you bleach your anus once a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message to Domestic Slave: Sould I book flights

Reply:Hey Rubi, can you tell the sender of my message

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:F&B when can I sniff your pubes?"

Only if you promise that I can sniff yours back to check if your wash properly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to: Any Spurs fans:

To Dare Is To Do and the time is now for the team to both dare and do...BELIEVE!! COYS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Morningstar. Not what I was hoping for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message to Domestic Slave: Sould I book flights

Reply:Hey Rubi, can you tell the sender of my message

Yes

I hope to god you are who i think u are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Babs:

Down on my knees I am begging you let me do your mature holes with my young small shaft. It ain't much but it is honest work Babs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:I'd love to let you give my rectum a glass of wine #yesyou

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Message:A message to scarlet woman : I feel like you've been left out, you have an amazing arse, can I be your big spoon?"

I will gladly be your little spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message to Domestic Slave: Sould I book flights

Reply:Hey Rubi, can you tell the sender of my message

Yes

I hope to god you are who i think u are

Tell her it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message to: Any Spurs fans:

To Dare Is To Do and the time is now for the team to both dare and do...BELIEVE!! COYS"

Can I add a P.S. to that for the Liverpool fans...Good luck, hope it's a good game and may the best team win

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Message:To Babs:

Down on my knees I am begging you let me do your mature holes with my young small shaft. It ain't much but it is honest work Babs."

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Words of wisdom for guys on fab.

Don't take women ignoring messages, deleting messages or blocking you on fab to heart it's just the way it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words of wisdom for guys on fab.

Don't take women ignoring messages, deleting messages or blocking you on fab to heart it's just the way it is.

Thanks Confucius

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Words of wisdom for guys on fab.

Don't take women ignoring messages, deleting messages or blocking you on fab to heart it's just the way it is.

Thanks Confucius"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Tea Monkey : Apparently it's National Say Something Nice Day so here goes. You're a wise old man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Miss.Red

Would you like to watch Moriarty suck a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words of wisdom for guys on fab.

Don't take women ignoring messages, deleting messages or blocking you on fab to heart it's just the way it is.

Are u hijacking rubi's tread

Great advice tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words of wisdom for guys on fab.

Don't take women ignoring messages, deleting messages or blocking you on fab to heart it's just the way it is.

Nah it’s proper rude man

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Message:To Miss.Red

Would you like to watch Moriarty suck a cock?"

I think I would but respect his sexuality and would therefore get more pleasure watching another woman suck it whilst I sat on his face

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Message:To Miss.Red

Would you like to watch Moriarty suck a cock?

I think I would but respect his sexuality and would therefore get more pleasure watching another woman suck it whilst I sat on his face

Oh! Hello....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Marc.Courtney.

Courtney; if you're reading this from afar, I miss you so much, can you feel my love across the ocean?

Marc; even though I met you, I still don't believe you really exist. But well played to the guy she paid to pretend to be you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Message:Inaswingdress is my girl crush and I love how nerdy and witty she is!"

I needed that. Thank you whoever you are

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Message to: Any Spurs fans:

To Dare Is To Do and the time is now for the team to both dare and do...BELIEVE!! COYS

Can I add a P.S. to that for the Liverpool fans...Good luck, hope it's a good game and may the best team win

So long as the best team are Spurs, then yes.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Message:Tea Monkey : Apparently it's National Say Something Nice Day so here goes. You're a wise old man."

Thanks...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mesage:Exquisite deviance: you're beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Spindler2007: You're a lovely guy. Believe in yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Spindler2007: You're a lovely guy. Believe in yourself"

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Those hunky thighs, those gorgeous glutes, big strong arms, such a manly chest.

Oh Mr Monkey, you are the best

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Message:Those hunky thighs, those gorgeous glutes, big strong arms, such a manly chest.

Oh Mr Monkey, you are the best"

It wasn't me, but I'll say it publicly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Those hunky thighs, those gorgeous glutes, big strong arms, such a manly chest.

Oh Mr Monkey, you are the best

It wasn't me, but I'll say it publicly

Wasn’t me either but this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Licketysplits: You are sexy, sensual, kind, caring, a truly amazing woman. X 1,000,000

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Dear LisaB, you are a wonderful, kind and caring woman. Always a pleasure to read on the forums

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Message:Licketysplits: You are sexy, sensual, kind, caring, a truly amazing woman. X 1,000,000"

Bloomin' 'eck! Thank you, kind madam/sir/they.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Message:Dear LisaB, you are a wonderful, kind and caring woman. Always a pleasure to read on the forums

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Fabulousandbearded...put the gear stick back where it should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To _valanche1001

I spend way too much time perving over your many, many pics. Hurry up and bring that penis over here so I can have a mental imprint instead. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:For Fabulousandbearded

You are hot as fuck and my mind is in overdrive thinking about the things id like to do to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Rubi you are kind, sweet ,sexy and got the greatest tits I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Queen leviosa:

I like your girls girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To Queen leviosa:

I like your girls girl"

Thanks man, me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Fever Tree:

You are my perfect tonic xxx

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I love reading these

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Oops sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/06/19 20:14:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sent my message 1min ago, bloody time waster hasn't answered yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To LisaB,

I am honoured to know you. Your warm smile, big heart and fantastic body makes me want you more and more... I won't lamp post piss but you are what Fab is all about xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:hi you are very interesting and have really great diddies xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a really sweet topic!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Message:To LisaB,

I am honoured to know you. Your warm smile, big heart and fantastic body makes me want you more and more... I won't lamp post piss but you are what Fab is all about xxx"

Blushing

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Message:To _valanche1001

I spend way too much time perving over your many, many pics. Hurry up and bring that penis over here so I can have a mental imprint instead. Thanks"

I have to ration my views of your gallery as it makes me dribble uncontrollably.... I’m going to talk myself out of a trip to Scotland aren’t I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To Meli: can you get your boobicles out for us, and then let me motorboat you whilst I sing Never Gonna Give You Up in my best Rick Astley voice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Estella : love and miss you.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Words of wisdom for guys on fab.

Don't take women ignoring messages, deleting messages or blocking you on fab to heart it's just the way it is.

Fortune cookies with your Chinese tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:I have a serious foot fetish

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Fantastic..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Message:Estella : love and miss you."

Awww

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

Not a single message for me ( walks slowly into the distance)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Can't think of anyone I have a secret crush on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't think of anyone I have a secret crush on

Me neither. I tend to tell people if I do

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Not a single message for me ( walks slowly into the distance)"

Me neither.

Fancy a bevvie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:For, Your mum, I've loved you for years, and not once have I had crabs. Will you marry me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Sally: hope all is okay with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Tea Monkey: We’re long over due an emosh four hour phone chat. When I’ve paid my mobile bill, I’ll hit you up. Love you bro.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:ErectJim: who’s your fav Fab buddy “just friends nothing funny”?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To wintersoilder83

Can I bite your yummy bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do me, do me, oh hang on. . .thats not how it works is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:The only person I have a secret crush on is naughty Lola....she’s kinda perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Nora I fancy the arse off you

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Message:To wintersoilder83

Can I bite your yummy bum?"

oh Yes pm me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Meowzebub: seriously, gum clinic

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Message:To wintersoilder83

Can I bite your yummy bum?

oh Yes pm me

Commenting on a lack of response has got a response, hmmmm, maybe I should try it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To wintersoilder83

Can I bite your yummy bum?

oh Yes pm me

STINGLEY! He wants you to PM him ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Nora I fancy the arse off you"

God I hate this. Who are you?

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Message:To wintersoilder83

Can I bite your yummy bum?

oh Yes pm me

Commenting on a lack of response has got a response, hmmmm, maybe I should try it?? "

I no who sent it was a pity message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Message for cheeky69 - when are you coming to Belfast?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm off to bed now cos I know I don't have anyone who'd message me.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Message:Meowzebub: seriously, gum clinic

Brilliant....... The new guy gets an insult

what an "inclusive" bunch you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Message:Meowzebub: seriously, gum clinic

Brilliant....... The new guy gets an insult

what an "inclusive" bunch you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Meowzebub: seriously, gum clinic

Brilliant....... The new guy gets an insult

what an "inclusive" bunch you

You’re penis looks mighty fine buddy

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Message:Meowzebub: seriously, gum clinic

Brilliant....... The new guy gets an insult

what an "inclusive" bunch you

You’re penis looks mighty fine buddy "

Don't think I didnt spot the deliberate grammar mistake "You are a penis might fine buddy"....

Gong to bed...... crying

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Hmph! Still no message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Meowzebub: seriously, gum clinic

Brilliant....... The new guy gets an insult

what an "inclusive" bunch you

You’re penis looks mighty fine buddy

Don't think I didnt spot the deliberate grammar mistake "You are a penis might fine buddy"....

Gong to bed...... crying"

I’m on heavy tranquillisers, let me make mistakes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Night night privateparts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Message for vine

Stop being a moaning pussy - man up

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Message:Message for vine

Stop being a moaning pussy - man up

I’m touched. I can guess who that was from!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Estella: I know where you live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Estella: I know where you live"

These are getting out of control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:Estella: I know where you live"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Meowzebub: only because of the restraining order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Estella: It's okay I had it removed, bursting out "I love you" mid fuck is kinda cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubi, will you sort out your spam filter please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To anyone: help me, he’s not supposed to contact me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubi, will you sort out your spam filter please

I think I need to save these messages for when Estella goes missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubi, will you sort out your spam filter please

I think I need to save these messages for when Estella goes missing

Which messages?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Rubi, will you sort out your spam filter please

I think I need to save these messages for when Estella goes missing

Thanks Rubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To anyone: help me, he’s not supposed to contact me!"

Wtf!!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 01/06/19 23:21:55]

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Can I just clarify the Salt n Pepa singing message was from me and in good spirits, not who has been accused of writing it as a dig. Oh deary me.

Always tears before bedtime.

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