FabSwingers.com forum: Fab statuses are a laugh :)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some men are proper bellends and unoriginal , I'm having a laugh at some of the statuses from several ladies having a go at the same lad with 2 profiles sending the same copy paste messages ... Howling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with men statuses

I've never heard any complaints

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

One woman local to me just constantly reposting the same update through the day wanting a lift to some event, then usually a big ranty one late on when nobody has offered. I've been tempted to PM a taxi number a few times

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Some men are proper bellends and unoriginal , I'm having a laugh at some of the statuses from several ladies having a go at the same lad with 2 profiles sending the same copy paste messages ... Howling!

Oh the fab police are in hahaha...

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

To be fair he hasn't named & shamed. I have no clue who he's talking about!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

To be fair he hasn't named & shamed. I have no clue who he's talking about!"
whats he done then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

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so does that mean I can report at least 6 women for it?

not that I will .. but this one dude he sounds like a right pest.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

To be fair he hasn't named & shamed. I have no clue who he's talking about!"
oh you missed it. Hes taken it dowm now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

so does that mean I can report at least 6 women for it?

not that I will .. but this one dude he sounds like a right pest. "
yes. report them and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

NO! I love status updates. Plus they got me some messages too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

so does that mean I can report at least 6 women for it?

not that I will .. but this one dude he sounds like a right pest. "
but you actually know nothing about him. Your just trying to court favour with the women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

so does that mean I can report at least 6 women for it?

not that I will .. but this one dude he sounds like a right pest. "

So you heard their side of the story and take it for granted the guy/guys are a pest because you fancy the ladies? I hope to god you're not working for any government jobs.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

NO! I love status updates. Plus they got me some messages too

Really? Are you sure it wasn’t pretty pictures?

I’m going to read your status updates from now on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

so does that mean I can report at least 6 women for it?

not that I will .. but this one dude he sounds like a right pest. yes. report them and see what happens"

I can't I'm not an arsehole,im not like that.

I only had that status up because I thought it'd be funny to join in the lasses doing it

But does he deserve it? Using 2 profiles sending the same messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a funny status!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

so does that mean I can report at least 6 women for it?

not that I will .. but this one dude he sounds like a right pest. yes. report them and see what happens

I can't I'm not an arsehole,im not like that.

I only had that status up because I thought it'd be funny to join in the lasses doing it

But does he deserve it? Using 2 profiles sending the same messages? "
he wouldnt be the first and he wont be the last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

NO! I love status updates. Plus they got me some messages too

Really? Are you sure it wasn’t pretty pictures?

I’m going to read your status updates from now on

I'm sure, the message was clearly about my status

But at that point she put a ball in my court, the lure has worked and the predator took the chance

Predator is probably a bad word to use online

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I put up statuses but they don’t appear to be read, still get messages asking if I’m meeting

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

NO! I love status updates. Plus they got me some messages too

Really? Are you sure it wasn’t pretty pictures?

I’m going to read your status updates from now on

I'm sure, the message was clearly about my status

But at that point she put a ball in my court, the lure has worked and the predator took the chance

Predator is probably a bad word to use online

Well done! I may have to try it

the status bit not the predator part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah some status updates are god awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I constantly see women naming and shaming or, begging for drugs

great lot I have to choose from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you do know its against site rules to name and shame on your status

Oh the irony

so does that mean I can report at least 6 women for it?

not that I will .. but this one dude he sounds like a right pest. but you actually know nothing about him. Your just trying to court favour with the women"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I constantly see women naming and shaming or, begging for drugs

great lot I have to choose from. "

So sorry about that. I won’t do it again master.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most are the usual guys moaning they can’t grt meets but there are some great ones about and I’d love to be able to ‘like’ them as you can do on fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I constantly see women naming and shaming or, begging for drugs

great lot I have to choose from.

So sorry about that. I won’t do it again master. "

I shall have to bind those hands as well as putting that mouth of yours to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I constantly see women naming and shaming or, begging for drugs

great lot I have to choose from.

So sorry about that. I won’t do it again master.

I shall have to bind those hands as well as putting that mouth of yours to work

Oooooft

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Just seen this ....

'Anybody daring enough to come around when the Mrs goes out watch porn and wank into her nickers with me got sniff'

Hahaha does make me laugh !! Would you believe it says straight on the fellas profile ...yea righto lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont spend my day looking at men but each to there own

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I rarely look at statuses but sometimes when I look at a profile there is a heartfelt plea to some site using woman that they want to get in touch with.

Dickheads... total bellends.

If someone doesn't want you, they are not reading your status.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I rarely look at statuses but sometimes when I look at a profile there is a heartfelt plea to some site using woman that they want to get in touch with.

Dickheads... total bellends.

If someone doesn't want you, they are not reading your status. "

Not to mention that if you’re out of the filters the set, they don’t even appear on the ladies newsfeed or in their searches as filters prevent it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this ....

'Anybody daring enough to come around when the Mrs goes out watch porn and wank into her nickers with me got sniff'

Hahaha does make me laugh !! Would you believe it says straight on the fellas profile ...yea righto lol

Translation "I'm horny, single, fab straight and like wanking into women's knickers"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Get rid of status updates or allow the ability to reply to them in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

I'm clean

I'm going to try that one.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

I'm clean

I'm going to try that one."

I’ve started to say good morning or have a good day etc on mine. I get some lovely messages

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Status updates you say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates are terrible things. Ban them all.

Mine is usually no txt talk, have a lovely day or today it was ‘I’m clean’. All of which are dire and shouldn’t be allowed

I'm clean

I'm going to try that one.

I’ve started to say good morning or have a good day etc on mine. I get some lovely messages

That's because you are a lovely woman.

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