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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ll take the bins out love, you carry on watching the football!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Whilst I agree that there is rampant misogyny in the world, and it’s all done under the mask of “banter”, misandry at times, can ultimately have serious implications for the male psyche”

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Does my bum look big in this?"

- yes darling, it does appear a tad sizeable - and what's with the orange peel dimples?

"Thank you hun for the feedback, that's really helpful - I'll try on something else instead"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 01/06/19 14:05:51]

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“Whilst I agree that misandry is a modern day curse, two wrongs never make a right, I am pleased that you understand that it is a response to centuries of misogyny that has been tirelessly fought against by generations of powerful women, who only now, in an ever growing “woke” society have the momentum to ensure that we all live as equals”

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No worries love, you stay out and have that other pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small Dick's only

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yes I know we're lost, I'll ask for directions!"

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Your Farts really are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do me a favour love, shag my best mate, she’s not had it for three weeks and she’s getting really aggy

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont worry about taking your handbag out with you darling you can fill my pockets with all your crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Small Dick's only "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me, explain the Offside rule again"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just trapped my nutsack, in my zipper

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm sure me n the kids could get by on a lot less. You keep this and spend it on your new wife xxx

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

"Of course I don't mind you using prostitutes darling - make sure you use a condom, but above all, have fun!"

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