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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I want a football loving nymphomaniac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are on the right website

Full of them here

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Hahahaha....funny thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sicko

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Mines already taken

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You are on the right website

Full of them here "

Ye of little faith

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hahahaha....funny thread

What's funny about it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You sicko

I knew you'd disagree

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Mines already taken

Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG. That’s me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a football loving nymphomaniac

Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have one of them too but only if she fancies the pants off me

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

There’s a certain lady that rocks a good spurs shirt as I recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have one of them too but only if she fancies the pants off me"

The football loving bit is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a certain lady that rocks a good spurs shirt as I recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!"

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I want a football loving nymphomaniac

Just to be clear, I'm more than happy to forgo the football loving caveat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

That’s like erm... uber unicorn status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

That’s like erm... uber unicorn status

Isn’t a unicorn someone who wants to get involved with couples? I’m definitely not up for that. I could be wrong. I’m a bit crap with fab words and acronyms etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OMG. That’s me!!!!"

Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth "

It’s all I’ve got. They’re my last lemon sherbets too

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I want a football loving nymphomaniac

Weirdo

I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer rugby men.. more umpf..

Plus look better in muddy shorts

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Hahahaha....funny thread

What's funny about it

Well I thought it was, I stand corrected......

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth "

You are worth your weight in Maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

It’s all I’ve got. They’re my last lemon sherbets too

Is it the sherbet with the lolly or the liquorice though? This would make all the difference.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"I want a football loving nymphomaniac

Pervert

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Prefer rugby men.. more umpf..

Plus look better in muddy shorts"

I played rugby for 20 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

You are worth your weight in Maltesers

Jesus that would be a bloody lot of Maltesers!!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hahahaha....funny thread

What's funny about it

Well I thought it was, I stand corrected......

Lay down it's much easier

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I want a football loving nymphomaniac

Pervert

You're not the first to call me that today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

It’s all I’ve got. They’re my last lemon sherbets too

Is it the sherbet with the lolly or the liquorice though? This would make all the difference. "

Neither it’s just inside the sucky lemon sweetie shell. You can suck my lollipop though....it tastes of Skittles

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

You are worth your weight in Maltesers

Jesus that would be a bloody lot of Maltesers!! "

I don't care, it would be worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

It’s all I’ve got. They’re my last lemon sherbets too

Is it the sherbet with the lolly or the liquorice though? This would make all the difference.

Neither it’s just inside the sucky lemon sweetie shell. You can suck my lollipop though....it tastes of Skittles

Oh I know ones. They make my face screw up in a not very attractive way when I eat those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

It’s all I’ve got. They’re my last lemon sherbets too

Is it the sherbet with the lolly or the liquorice though? This would make all the difference.

Neither it’s just inside the sucky lemon sweetie shell. You can suck my lollipop though....it tastes of Skittles

Oh I know ones. They make my face screw up in a not very attractive way when I eat those. "

Ah well I’m out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like watching England play, then I’m not sure who has the ball

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

It’s all I’ve got. They’re my last lemon sherbets too

Is it the sherbet with the lolly or the liquorice though? This would make all the difference.

Neither it’s just inside the sucky lemon sweetie shell. You can suck my lollipop though....it tastes of Skittles

Oh I know ones. They make my face screw up in a not very attractive way when I eat those.

Ah well I’m out then

Hand you man badge in then as you leave

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I only like watching England play, then I’m not sure who has the ball

Normally the one who has it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG. That’s me!!!!

Yep but a United supporter- do you like anal?

No!!! But I’m a football loving nymph who loves blow jobs and likes sex with women too. God I should put myself up for auction!

I’ll bid two lemon sherbets and a half eaten pack of paprika Pringles

. Is that all I’m worth

It’s all I’ve got. They’re my last lemon sherbets too

Is it the sherbet with the lolly or the liquorice though? This would make all the difference.

Neither it’s just inside the sucky lemon sweetie shell. You can suck my lollipop though....it tastes of Skittles

Oh I know ones. They make my face screw up in a not very attractive way when I eat those.

Ah well I’m out then

Hand you man badge in then as you leave

You can have it PP, I’m only half the man you are.

I have a lollipop that makes women go

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OMG.

Ah well I’m out then

Hand you man badge in then as you leave

You can have it PP, I’m only half the man you are.

I have a lollipop that makes women go

You want a chuppa chup one

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By *sdasaa2Man
over a year ago

Near

Got one here, but she's mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG.

Ah well I’m out then

Hand you man badge in then as you leave

You can have it PP, I’m only half the man you are.

I have a lollipop that makes women go

You want a chuppa chup one

Ooooh now you’re talking....

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"OMG.

Ah well I’m out then

Hand you man badge in then as you leave

You can have it PP, I’m only half the man you are.

I have a lollipop that makes women go

You want a chuppa chup one

Ooooh now you’re talking...."

That was easy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I want a football loving nymphomaniac

Dammit...I don't like sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG.

Ah well I’m out then

Hand you man badge in then as you leave

You can have it PP, I’m only half the man you are.

I have a lollipop that makes women go

You want a chuppa chup one

Ooooh now you’re talking....

That was easy

Competition was too stiff for me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I want a football loving nymphomaniac

Dammit...I don't like sex

Fibber

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll skip the football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong shaped ball for me!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"There’s a certain lady that rocks a good spurs shirt as I recall

Is there a good spurs shirt?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Wrong shaped ball for me!

Pfft

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"There’s a certain lady that rocks a good spurs shirt as I recall

Is there a good spurs shirt?

Doesn't matter the shirts coming off

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