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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

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over a year ago

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?"

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?"

Pull switch or flip switch?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve been lured into this before, it starts off as a simple standard lamp and then it’s a smaller shade on the cock like a reading lamp.

You’re sick, really sick

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Do you have to have a lightbulb inserted into you to carry out the impersonation?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Oh hello you tall sexy thing you. Are you good at keeping quiet for long periods of time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm buggered.... Haha

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Pull switch or flip switch? "

Pull/Push ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Oh hello you tall sexy thing you. Are you good at keeping quiet for long periods of time ?"

No, I'm really not, I'm a talker sorry lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I’ve been lured into this before, it starts off as a simple standard lamp and then it’s a smaller shade on the cock like a reading lamp.

You’re sick, really sick

Ohhhhh judgie judgie ! Each to her own as they say.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Pull switch or flip switch? "

Pull switch

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I do have a large flip switch.. stuck in the up position

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Pull switch or flip switch?

Pull/Push ........ "

Then I would have to say no

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Pull switch or flip switch?

Pull switch

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you can pull it all you like

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Do you have to have a lightbulb inserted into you to carry out the impersonation? "

You should come fully functioning and equipped. By my estimation that's 4 lightbulbs..... I keep spare red ones for the later hours and naughtier moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly you people, disgusting you are, bloody lamps now! Freaks

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?"

Sounds electrifying

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Oh hello you tall sexy thing you. Are you good at keeping quiet for long periods of time ?

No, I'm really not, I'm a talker sorry lol

Then, you sexy long thang. You shall be called Siri and take orders.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I do have a large flip switch.. stuck in the up position

I know a man who would work on that for you .

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Do you have to have a lightbulb inserted into you to carry out the impersonation?

You should come fully functioning and equipped. By my estimation that's 4 lightbulbs..... I keep spare red ones for the later hours and naughtier moments. "

4 I can manage, but I am not tall enough for what you are looking for!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Pull switch or flip switch?

Pull/Push ........

Then I would have to say no"

I'm not sure you'd get a say

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Well I'm buggered.... Haha

You would be - yes.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Pull switch or flip switch?

Pull switch

you can pull it all you like

Rough is best don't you think ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Honestly you people, disgusting you are, bloody lamps now! Freaks

You shouldn't be so rude. I am offended by the word bloody.

It's a STANDARD lamp ffs...... STANDARD

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Sounds electrifying"

Is that you Frankenfurter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lampshade imitations.

I'm looking for a tall thin bloke to stand naked in the corner of my room with a pink lampshade on his head.

You don't have to do anything else. It gets me so hot n horny.

Anyone ?

Oh hello you tall sexy thing you. Are you good at keeping quiet for long periods of time ?

No, I'm really not, I'm a talker sorry lol

Then, you sexy long thang. You shall be called Siri and take orders. "

Haha yes mam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly you people, disgusting you are, bloody lamps now! Freaks

You shouldn't be so rude. I am offended by the word bloody.

It's a STANDARD lamp ffs...... STANDARD"

Ok ok I'm sorry, if the lamp has standards thats ok with me

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By *laveofwomenMan
over a year ago

Warwickshire

As a submissive I would happily stand there for as long as you commanded and do whatever you told me

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