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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?"

I get off on you in the wardrobe with your duct tape and orange every Saturday

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I get off on you in the wardrobe with your duct tape and orange every Saturday"

Your always in my thoughts Pat x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?"

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll think of you two together, with duct tape and orange, while I shower..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I get off on you in the wardrobe with your duct tape and orange every Saturday

Your always in my thoughts Pat x"

and under your bed

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?"

It's a man-thing, I think..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?"

Once your in the wardrobe it opens up endless sexual possibilities, sometimes hours turn in to days

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Duct tapes the orange to the end of his knob

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I get off on you in the wardrobe with your duct tape and orange every Saturday

Your always in my thoughts Pat x and under your bed "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?

Once your in the wardrobe it opens up endless sexual possibilities, sometimes hours turn in to days "

Oh ...still non the wiser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF ?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?

Once your in the wardrobe it opens up endless sexual possibilities, sometimes hours turn in to days

Oh ...still non the wiser. "

You put the orange in your mouth and wrap duct tape round your head so it doesn’t come out. Then you take a belt put it round your neck and hang yourself for a session of Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you people not know anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Orange, The Duct Tape, and The Wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?"

Excuse me, what? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?

Once your in the wardrobe it opens up endless sexual possibilities, sometimes hours turn in to days

Oh ...still non the wiser.

You put the orange in your mouth and wrap duct tape round your head so it doesn’t come out. Then you take a belt put it round your neck and hang yourself for a session of Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you people not know anything "

Do you leave the wardrobe door ajar?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"The Orange, The Duct Tape, and The Wardrobe. "

My mum used to read this to me all the time

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?

Once your in the wardrobe it opens up endless sexual possibilities, sometimes hours turn in to days

Oh ...still non the wiser.

You put the orange in your mouth and wrap duct tape round your head so it doesn’t come out. Then you take a belt put it round your neck and hang yourself for a session of Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you people not know anything "

No...it seems I do not

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?

Once your in the wardrobe it opens up endless sexual possibilities, sometimes hours turn in to days

Oh ...still non the wiser.

You put the orange in your mouth and wrap duct tape round your head so it doesn’t come out. Then you take a belt put it round your neck and hang yourself for a session of Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you people not know anything

Do you leave the wardrobe door ajar?"

You can, but I prefer to leave it closed. It gives the misses a fright when she opens the door

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"The Orange, The Duct Tape, and The Wardrobe.

My mum used to read this to me all the time "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

You could always substitute the orange for a tangerine if this helps.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"You could always substitute the orange for a tangerine if this helps."

I was actually thinking this... My mouth (beleive it or not) is to small for an orange. Now it makes perfect sense

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I can't begin to fathom what this practice is that you speak of?

Once your in the wardrobe it opens up endless sexual possibilities, sometimes hours turn in to days

Oh ...still non the wiser.

You put the orange in your mouth and wrap duct tape round your head so it doesn’t come out. Then you take a belt put it round your neck and hang yourself for a session of Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you people not know anything

No...it seems I do not"

It was a 90's thing.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I love oranges. Duck tape is for DIY. That’s it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The Orange, The Duct Tape, and The Wardrobe. "

Who is the mean one ?

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?"

I understand the importance of fresh fruit, but surely duct tape is only an occasional purchase.

Unless you are also playing with mummification?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"The Orange, The Duct Tape, and The Wardrobe. "

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm not going to let a vitamin c boost pass me by.

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

I didn't know you were a Tory MP?

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish


"I didn't know you were a Tory MP?"

Didn't he use a chemical aid in the orange too as I seem to recall, amazing since I forget lots of other daily stuff at my age

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s Saturday folks which means only one thing. It’s time for my weekly visit to the supermarket for some oranges and duct tape so I can spend a couple of hours in my wardrobe.

Who else gets off on this?

I understand the importance of fresh fruit, but surely duct tape is only an occasional purchase.

Unless you are also playing with mummification?"

Your obvs not doing it right then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm not going to let a vitamin c boost pass me by. "

And a little protein

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’m thinking of moving on from a wardrobe to a suitcase, this should help with the asphyxiation side of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m thinking of moving on from a wardrobe to a suitcase, this should help with the asphyxiation side of things "

Old hat that one, Tory MP's and MI5 beat ya too it years ago...................now you could try a duffle bag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get pictures of you with the oranges and duct tape?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m thinking of moving on from a wardrobe to a suitcase, this should help with the asphyxiation side of things

Old hat that one, Tory MP's and MI5 beat ya too it years ago...................now you could try a duffle bag ? "

I need to ease my way into this mate I’m new too it all

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Do we get pictures of you with the oranges and duct tape? "

I don’t think there’s enough room for a camera as well in this suitcase

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Sounds fun "

Don’t say you’ve never tried it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Well that was a tantric session, nearly went blue.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Well that was a tantric session, nearly went blue."

The right shades of blue and orange are wonderful companions

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