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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A bit scary are they not? Who wants to crowdfund the research to make Daleks real?

Have one protecting your home.

Your very own bodyguard.

Or patroling the streets.

Very handy if the sink is blocked up.

I have no idea what they eat.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

They eat mash potato. They have an implement for making it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they climb stairs yet.

They couldn't years ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"ahh well, we all make mistakes".....

Said the Dalek as he got off the dustbin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They eat mash potato. They have an implement for making it."

I think that's for detecting the optimal size of oranges.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can they climb stairs yet.

They couldn't years ago"

Yes

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"They eat mash potato. They have an implement for making it.

I think that's for detecting the optimal size of oranges."

No, thats the sink plunger type on the left, they have a masher/whisk on the right.

Or they used to. They might have redesigned themselves once Smash was invented.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They eat mash potato. They have an implement for making it.

I think that's for detecting the optimal size of oranges.

No, thats the sink plunger type on the left, they have a masher/whisk on the right.

Or they used to. They might have redesigned themselves once Smash was invented."

Ah yeah it pops out when its exterminating. Always ready to mash.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You said a post about ‘you’!

Dalek? Mmm

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Love the plunger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How much would it cost to make one? I reckon if we put our horny heads together (no pun intended) we could knock one up for a few hundred quid.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"How much would it cost to make one? I reckon if we put our horny heads together (no pun intended) we could knock one up for a few hundred quid."

When you say "knock one up", I hope you don't mean get it pregnant. I'm not fucking a Dalek. I don't know how. It's probably dangerous too. You could get your cock stuck in it. I'm not going into A&E with my cock in a Dalek. I have SOME self respect!

I might consider a Cyberman though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much would it cost to make one? I reckon if we put our horny heads together (no pun intended) we could knock one up for a few hundred quid."

It could be a scrapyard challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much would it cost to make one? I reckon if we put our horny heads together (no pun intended) we could knock one up for a few hundred quid.

When you say "knock one up", I hope you don't mean get it pregnant. I'm not fucking a Dalek. I don't know how. It's probably dangerous too. You could get your cock stuck in it. I'm not going into A&E with my cock in a Dalek. I have SOME self respect!

I might consider a Cyberman though."

You don't know until you've tried.

EJACULATE!

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