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By *edonisthenry OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I opened the thread excited.

I leave it disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There might be a new prize bull swimming about in there. Worth every penny

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine. "

A litre is one hell of a lot of ejaculations. I’m tempted to work out how long that would take and then work out the hourly rate you’d need to get paid for wanking to get the equivalent money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened the thread excited.

I leave it disappointed. "

Hehe

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I opened the thread excited.

I leave it disappointed. "

What would make it less disappointing for you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I opened the thread excited.

I leave it disappointed.

What would make it less disappointing for you?"

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened the thread excited.

I leave it disappointed. "

Story of my life

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Taking donations

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Taking donations "

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine.

A litre is one hell of a lot of ejaculations. I’m tempted to work out how long that would take and then work out the hourly rate you’d need to get paid for wanking to get the equivalent money! "

5ml apparently, so a litre is 200 wanks, get cracking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened the thread excited.

I leave it disappointed.

What would make it less disappointing for you?

Boobs"

On a bull?

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By *thena400Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I opened the thread excited.

I leave it disappointed. "

This!!! (Leaves to try to chat about semen elsewhere.)

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time. "

I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act.

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.

I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act. "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could knock out a litre easy

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.

I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act.

Sorry "

Don't be sorry. I'm still laughing.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

it's very lucrative

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.

I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act. "

Story of my life!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.

I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act.

Story of my life! "

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time.

I cannot get this image out if my head now. All that and only 8 seconds to complete the act. "

Only 8 secs????

How come many guys declare themselves as bull then

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine. "

Well if I was getting £100 a milliliter. I’d still be wanking as much but a lot richer.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time. "

Plus another one to hold the bull porn while running backwards.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Watching 'First Dates' and learnt that a litre from a bull sells to farmers for £100,000!!!! I bet that puts men in the shade with their jism, including mine. "

Wow that's a lot of cash..I wonder how much 1 bull produces and if you edge him would it be more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's so expensive because have you seen how dangerous it is for the people to sit on the bull, hold on, and try and wank it off at the same time. "

Fantastic!!

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By *edonisthenry OP   Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Hi guys!!!.I'm the guy (wanker?) who started this thread and I want to say how wonderful you have been to have contributed so many funny comments. Have a fantastic time this weekend in the hot weather and may there be a fountain of spunk spurting and oozing from every orifice!!!! H

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