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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in hospital I had a dream I was watching porn and playing with my bullet

Think that was an all time low on the ‘I need sex’ drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you saying you're getting horny because you're around the kids more?

There are institutions that house people like you

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You're lucky if I meet once a month or so anyway, so the kids being off on holiday doesn't make too much difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax "

I hope you've got a spare pair of wellies for the gent who gets to nail you after your hiatus.

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax "

Doesn't this just rule out the married guys who can only play during the day?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax "

I absolutely know where you are coming from...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax

Doesn't this just rule out the married guys who can only play during the day?! "

No. I have 3 friends on here who aren’t married but still have their kids 50% of the time and spend school holidays with them.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym


"Are you saying you're getting horny because you're around the kids more?

There are institutions that house people like you"

This joke wasnt very funny to be honest mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you saying you're getting horny because you're around the kids more?

There are institutions that house people like you

This joke wasnt very funny to be honest mate. "

Well now that's just not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I no longer have this problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax "

I can meet at night, but too exhausted to. Mummying has warn me out. I had allsorts of naughty shenigigans planned for the evening but none of them has came to fruition because I'm drained. Back to work on Sunday and I feel like I haven't had a break lol.

6 weeks summer holidays I am going to be damn near virginal

My lady garden is growing cobwebs

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax

I hope you've got a spare pair of wellies for the gent who gets to nail you after your hiatus. "

Waders lol

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax

I can meet at night, but too exhausted to. Mummying has warn me out. I had allsorts of naughty shenigigans planned for the evening but none of them has came to fruition because I'm drained. Back to work on Sunday and I feel like I haven't had a break lol.

6 weeks summer holidays I am going to be damn near virginal

My lady garden is growing cobwebs

"

Use a duster!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Anyone else suffering from the above?

I love my child dearly but my Fab has been on hold for over a week and I'm g@gging for a sh@gging....arrggh!

And relax

I absolutely know where you are coming from... "

On a brighter note, I have probably singlehandedly increased UK wine sales by 100 per cent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I feel your pain OP

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Half term is a great time when you're shagging a teacher.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Half term is a great time when you're shagging a teacher."

Every cloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Webcam?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Webcam?"

I'm a hands on kind of gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Webcam?

I'm a hands on kind of gal "

Singing....

Lay your hands on me,

Lay your hands on me,

Lay your hands on me

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My purse will be glad when they go back to School i know that much

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Webcam?

I'm a hands on kind of gal

Singing....

Lay your hands on me,

Lay your hands on me,

Lay your hands on me"

What about the rest of me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My purse will be glad when they go back to School i know that much "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Webcam?

I'm a hands on kind of gal

Singing....

Lay your hands on me,

Lay your hands on me,

Lay your hands on me

What about the rest of me ? "

Singing again...

We got the afternoon

You got this room for two

One thing I've left to do

Discover me

Discovering you

One mile to every inch of

Your skin like porcelain

One pair of candy lips and

Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love

We'll make it

Swim in a deep sea

Of blankets

Take all your big plans

And break 'em

This is bound to be a while

Your body is a wonderland

Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)

Your body is a wonderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Webcam?

I'm a hands on kind of gal "

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Two more days to gooooooo!

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