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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"omg will you two get a room! A different one!"

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either! "

Just walk out, don't say a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either! "

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs "

That's maybe one for the "telling a lady you're not interested" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs "

I am abit of a trend setter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs "

I'm not saying that to him about her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs

I'm not saying that to him about her! "

the fastest exit would be guaranteed

Mrs

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs

I'm not saying that to him about her! "

You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Walk slowly out of the room, backwards, & beep like a reversing lorry. Make them think you're doing them a favour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs

I'm not saying that to him about her!

You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner "

You were too busy daydreaming during 'the sex', if you can call it that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walk slowly out of the room, backwards, & beep like a reversing lorry. Make them think you're doing them a favour."

*Beep Beep* This pervert is reversing.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs

I'm not saying that to him about her!

You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner

You were too busy daydreaming during 'the sex', if you can call it that."

Come on it was pretty dismal. Oh and the crying

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

There’s something not quite right here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s something not quite right here "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, I'm sat in the corner of a room having just watched a couple having awful sex. He's crying and she's looking bored. I need to go as I'm due to be in the Aldi car park with a water melon at 9. Advice please. Oh, neither has checked their anus either!

Hasn't this cow been milked enough now?

Mrs

I'm not saying that to him about her!

You was quiet. Never saw you in the corner

You were too busy daydreaming during 'the sex', if you can call it that.

Come on it was pretty dismal. Oh and the crying "

I must admit, I spent most of it adjusting my filters on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw the kettle at the wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s something not quite right here

I agree "

When is there ever anything right on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think question is why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw the kettle at the wall "
. Should I boil it first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw the kettle at the wall

. Should I boil it first?"

Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw the kettle at the wall

. Should I boil it first?

Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so. "

should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw the kettle at the wall

. Should I boil it first?

Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.

should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?"

No. But wink every seventeen seconds

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Walk slowly out of the room, backwards, & beep like a reversing lorry. Make them think you're doing them a favour.

*Beep Beep* This pervert is reversing."

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw the kettle at the wall

. Should I boil it first?

Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.

should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?

No. But wink every seventeen seconds "

that's a lot of winking. Have you never boiled a hotel kettle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw the kettle at the wall

. Should I boil it first?

Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.

should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?

No. But wink every seventeen seconds

that's a lot of winking. Have you never boiled a hotel kettle? "

It’s what you need to do, in order to leave. It’ll work

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Give them another chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw the kettle at the wall

. Should I boil it first?

Yes. Make eye contact the entire time while doing so.

should I go for the crazed look whilst doing so?

No. But wink every seventeen seconds

that's a lot of winking. Have you never boiled a hotel kettle?

It’s what you need to do, in order to leave. It’ll work "

it'll take a good twenty minutes to boil though.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"There’s something not quite right here

I agree

When is there ever anything right on here?"

Fair point

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