FabSwingers.com forum: How do you let a guy know your not interested

By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him that his dick smells anuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him your real name is Bob and you smoke a pipe , like crown green bowl and real ale

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pretend you notice your phone (on silent) ringing. Your best friend has a hair washing emergency and you need to be there right now.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Tell him you want to go travelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just mention "lady stuff" aka periods.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just mention "lady stuff" aka periods..... "

Xteve obv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start scratching your undercarriage and say you need to get some more lice ointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you love him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start scratching your undercarriage and say you need to get some more lice ointment. "

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Start scratching your undercarriage and say you need to get some more lice ointment. "

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Just tell him you need to leave......and go.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Tell him the truth and leave.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Grab your bag hand him a tissue and say "Bye"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not you, it's me"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out a catalogue of wedding dresses

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey."

Have you seen him sob

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Why not just telling the truth? And walk out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tell him you're going to post all about it on Fab, then watch him shrivel up and die....

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Why not just telling the truth? And walk out "

Tell him he's a shit shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

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maybe it's was you that failed the sex. Find a mirror and have a long hard look at yourself. Apologise and make him a nice cuppa. Oh, and check your anus.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Get out a catalogue of wedding dresses

Love it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey.

Have you seen him sob

A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry ... men get awkward when women cry

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Cry ... men get awkward when women cry "

He's doing enough crying for both of us

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey.

Have you seen him sob

A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey..."

I like you

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Why not just telling the truth? And walk out

Tell him he's a shit shag

Why not if that's the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well when it happened to me they just said ‘I’ve fucked more lively corpses now sling your hook!’

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey.

Have you seen him sob

A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey...

I like you

Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey.

Have you seen him sob

A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey...

I like you

Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage!"

He's not right. I hold my own

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey.

Have you seen him sob

A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey...

I like you

Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage!

He's not right. I hold my own

Good girl! We need to keep these men creatures on their toes erm...knees

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey.

Have you seen him sob

A strong woman always leaves a man sobbing behind her as she strides off into the distance looking for her next prey...

I like you

Just don't take any nonsense from him,make him feed you treats and CAKEY I'm not talking about your sausage!

He's not right. I hold my own

Good girl! We need to keep these men creatures on their toes erm...knees "

Knees do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw the kettle at the wall

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Pick yourself up, invigorating your body with some energised movement, whilst giving him a gentle caress and tell him you'll freshen up.

Breaking the tempo of the 2 of you close together, will impact on him also becoming more alert and upbeat. (I don't know if he's within one of his most depressed moments of feelings) but at least he can make some adjustments - they'll likely be induced just because you change your own. Onwards and upwards, so to speak.

After a few moments freshening in the bathroom, then you can fixate on getting one or both of you out of there. You can offer your thanks for his time etc.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Give him another chance

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Throw the kettle at the wall "

They can't both the kettle at the wall.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Throw the kettle at the wall

They can't both the kettle at the wall."

What's this kettle you speak of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throw the kettle at the wall

They can't both the kettle at the wall."

I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Give him another chance"

Once was more than enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we got another love story in the making

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Throw the kettle at the wall

They can't both the kettle at the wall.

I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor "

Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we got another love story in the making

God forbid. Nobody likes people being happy on the forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throw the kettle at the wall

They can't both the kettle at the wall.

I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor

Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster?"

It has to be the kettle

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have we got another love story in the making

Hopefully,I love a love story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Throw the kettle at the wall

They can't both the kettle at the wall.

I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor

Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster?

It has to be the kettle "

Can one not do the kettle and the other the toaster?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

What’s he crying for??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throw the kettle at the wall

They can't both the kettle at the wall.

I’m sure one of them could pick the kettle up off the floor

Yeah but then it wouldn't be an original idea would it. Toaster?

It has to be the kettle

Can one not do the kettle and the other the toaster?"

Nope, has to be the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Pretty shit thing to do coming on here broadcasting it while still with him in my own opinion."

I know right,it's terrible isn't it.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Have we got another love story in the making

Hopefully,I love a love story."

He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol."

Why would you write that on this thread? Random

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol."

Seriously, what is with the random brackets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol.

Why would you write that on this thread? Random

Because I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No women on (fab) are interested in me? inbox me, if you are? lol.

Seriously, what is with the random brackets?

Because I want to.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have we got another love story in the making

Hopefully,I love a love story.

He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up

Aww bless his little cotton socks,hopefully the jigsaw puzzle gives you more pleasure.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Have we got another love story in the making

Hopefully,I love a love story.

He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up

Aww bless his little cotton socks,hopefully the jigsaw puzzle gives you more pleasure."

Still doing it now. Crying a little still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we got another love story in the making

Hopefully,I love a love story.

He's a funny guy. No love story and no sex. He couldn't get it up

Aww bless his little cotton socks,hopefully the jigsaw puzzle gives you more pleasure.

Still doing it now. Crying a little still

Hand him a tissue, tell him to get his big boy pants on... Then fuck off... Thank you please.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

"
why is he crying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

why is he crying?"

Because the world is an awful place

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

why is he crying?

Because the world is an awful place "

and he's a fragile little pup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

"
Be nice calm him down and leave say your friend needs you x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post."

A man did post one too

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post."

Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out...

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post.

Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out..."

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor bugger..... But then I also feel sorry for her......

Must be shit for both involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor bugger..... But then I also feel sorry for her......

Must be shit for both involved.

Think of the poor man who was there to wank and watch and had to witness all this

He’s just stood with a kettle now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post.

Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out...

Exactly this

It may forever be a mystery.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

poor bugger..... But then I also feel sorry for her......

Must be shit for both involved.

It was believe me. He promised me I'd feel the earth move. 20 secs later and he was done

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell him and leave, he's not your responsibility

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

poor bugger..... But then I also feel sorry for her......

Must be shit for both involved.

Think of the poor man who was there to wank and watch and had to witness all this

He’s just stood with a kettle now "

That kettle starred in the opening shot of Corrie tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post.

Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out..."

Well apparently a man did post a thread of similar vain too so I'm led to believe. The nature of the replies we know not, which was kind of where I was thinking.

I just think it is horrible to disgregard peoples feelings, he obviously is having issues

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x "

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. "

Well put

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post.

Yeah I wonder what the replies would be or if there's a way of truly finding out...

Well apparently a man did post a thread of similar vain too so I'm led to believe. The nature of the replies we know not, which was kind of where I was thinking.

I just think it is horrible to disgregard peoples feelings, he obviously is having issues

The only issue he has is his choice of cake,so I hear.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

Well put

Well thankyou.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

Well put

Well thankyou.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

Well put

Well thankyou."

Your a star

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By *ilda934Woman
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey."

This

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to. "

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. "

You do know this is a pisstake right?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?"

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

It's got me second guessing myself,I hope he's not still crying anyway.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him."

90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart let it longer and then get up and do a great big stinker in the big. Fart spay is good for these occasions.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him."

He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago

Thanks for the update OP. I doubt this experience ever happened. That’s 10 minutes I’ll never get back......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

It's ace been crying myself tonight

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun....."

Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago

I find a slap around the chops stops the tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look let’s face it, it could have been worse. She could have been fucking me

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

He's fine. Stopped crying a while ago

I find a slap around the chops stops the tears."

I'll try that next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun.....

Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! "

It's a minority group so you have to listen and respect them...it's becoming the law now.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Look let’s face it, it could have been worse. She could have been fucking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look let’s face it, it could have been worse. She could have been fucking me

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm sorry for having a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry for having a sense of humour

You should know better on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Tell him you were born male

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value."

There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm sorry for having a sense of humour

You should know better on here!

I do now

Won't stop me tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun.....

Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! "

Because some people actually write crap like this for real.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value.

There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first."

There was 2 pat mustard did one

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun.....

Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?! "

Obviously Nora from all the replies many didn’t see that....and now that’s another 5 minutes I’ll never get back!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun....."

Send him around to me I'll have him sorted in no time.

Jokesies. No that's no joke,ED is no joke. I want to make it clear I DON'T find that funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg some of these comments are hilarious! This place is so entertaining sometimes!

I hope a chap with ED is not reading it as for a sufferer it’s not much fun.....

Oh for goodness sake. How can anyone not see it was a joke just from the opening post?!

Obviously Nora from all the replies many didn’t see that....and now that’s another 5 minutes I’ll never get back!

Lol. Set the alarm half hour earlier in the morning

(PS that’s another 2 minutes now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value.

There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first.

There was 2 pat mustard did one

Ah I see, if you’ve been on the forums all day it makes sense now that it’s a pisstake, feeding off the back of another thread.

For all those who have stumbled across it now, it comes across as a normal run-of-the-mill The Lounge post.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now!"

I'm gone

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value.

There was another thread running alongside this one,luckily I saw that one first.

There was 2 pat mustard did one

Not searching for the Pat Mustard thread, spent far too much precious time on this one already

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Tell him you love him

That'll do it..liking your style. It beats looking for lice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now!

I'm gone

Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now!

I'm gone

Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me!"

Your fucked

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Pretend you notice your phone (on silent) ringing. Your best friend has a hair washing emergency and you need to be there right now. "

I was thinking emergency phone call. But couldn't figure the ringing bit out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now!

I'm gone

Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me!

Your fucked

You’re not!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Pretend you notice your phone (on silent) ringing. Your best friend has a hair washing emergency and you need to be there right now.

I was thinking emergency phone call. But couldn't figure the ringing bit out

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile"

Honey it never happened, scroll up!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"It’s alright, I got the message, can you please go now!

I'm gone

Cheers. Can’t wait to read the veris you’ll leave me!

Your fucked

You’re not!

I wasn't anyway

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile

Honey it never happened, scroll up! "

Thanks

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

put some effort into it and give him another bash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m str8 sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m str8 sorry

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over a year ago

I’m str8 sorry

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’m str8 sorry

Didn't have to say it 3 times

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m str8 sorry

We've got the message

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’m str8 sorry

Are you really sure!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"put some effort into it and give him another bash. "

He was hard work the first time

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Was your choice of strap-on too big for him? Is that why he’s now a blubbering mess?...............shame on you

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’m str8 sorry

Are you really sure!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile

Honey it never happened, scroll up! "

Oh ok hahaha. Cant find it. Apologies

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

If hes laying in your arms sobbing how come you texting about the poor guy on here. Think if i was him id get up and run a mile

Honey it never happened, scroll up!

Oh ok hahaha. Cant find it. Apologies"

Worry not. A considerate forumite also gave me the same news too! Right I’m not returning to this thread again today lol....

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

"
Rim him

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Rim him"

I've left now

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Rim him

I've left now

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fart let it longer and then get up and do a great big stinker in the big. Fart spay is good for these occasions."
What??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone like that is able to get a meet, I should have more hopes formyself

at least I know how low the bar is.

In future i'd recommend just asking him to go fetch you a bottle of something from the store, then grab your purse and run when he's out the room?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"If someone like that is able to get a meet, I should have more hopes formyself

at least I know how low the bar is.

In future i'd recommend just asking him to go fetch you a bottle of something from the store, then grab your purse and run when he's out the room?

Go no I'd stay for the booze. Need to get one good thing out of the night

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Tell.him you want his babies..that should work nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a meet a guy did manage to get it up lasted very short time then for what seemed like ages the wife tried to get round two out of him but never happened. I stepped in gave her what he couldn’t. The wife was very polite and understanding towards him but he tried to arrange second meet we were always busy weirdly enough.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Just explain how discreet you are ,

I remember the back lash many a Male has been given for discussing a bad meet

Perhaps the bad meet is also a reflection upon the ops abilities too ?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"We had a meet a guy did manage to get it up lasted very short time then for what seemed like ages the wife tried to get round two out of him but never happened. I stepped in gave her what he couldn’t. The wife was very polite and understanding towards him but he tried to arrange second meet we were always busy weirdly enough. "

Did he cry

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Be polite but be honest. It didn't work for you but you hope he finds what he wants.

That way, if he does go all weird...beyond the immediate crying...there's no way he can say you gave him mixed messages.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Just explain how discreet you are ,

I remember the back lash many a Male has been given for discussing a bad meet

Perhaps the bad meet is also a reflection upon the ops abilities too ?"

Or maybe she had a good meet and they were both on here being silly together.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?"

How would us outsiders know

Doh , you got me

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here.

You do know this is a pisstake right?

Just proves how many people actually read all of the posts

Is this still going

There's a few worried people concerned about him.

90+ replies, if I can’t see the pisstake in the 1st few scrolls I take it at face value."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't pussyfoot about tell him and his cake to f... off. Now is not the time for nicey nicey."

I agree... cruel to be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out a catalogue of wedding dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out a catalogue of wedding dresses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smother him with your boobs till he pass's out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I think it may be against forum rules posting this if he is a member of Fab!

The chap obviously is upset about what has happened. Just tell him you need to get home to an emergency, after all he has seen you on your phone typing away.

Not sure why you are posting the tale on here.

B x

I'll answer that one if that's ok,it's because we're like a little family on here and like to share thing's with those we're closest to.

I get that but the poor chap is obviously in pieces and ED is a common problem with men. I would have made an excuse to leave rather than ridiculing the poor chap on here. "

It's the new 'look at me' thread...The 'look at us, we've had sex shock horror' thread...'watch us', for short.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... "
yes x

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By *inateaseWoman
over a year ago

ANTRIM

"How horrible for him, hope he is ok. I think it can be easy to forget that we play a part in the emotional welfare of people we play with.

Not sure posting about it publicly is a bad reflection on him imho.

Be kind, it costs nothing.

One can only imagine the replies had it been a man post."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m str8 sorry

Are you really sure!"

Fab straight?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tell him that his dick smells anuses "
ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex with a guy if that's what you can call it.

Bless him he tried.

At the moment he's laid crying in my arms.

I WANT TO LEAVE.

Need an excuse.

Please help asking for a friend

Just explain how discreet you are ,

I remember the back lash many a Male has been given for discussing a bad meet

Perhaps the bad meet is also a reflection upon the ops abilities too ?

Or maybe she had a good meet and they were both on here being silly together."

They rarely go well too. A few regular forumites who know the persons may see the humour but these things can bring up bad memories for many as this post has displayed. Great topic for small closed groups but for open forum they can cause some to think twice about joining in forums because of possible ridicule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's... "

When it has to be repeatedly explained by others who know the OP then you know it's not as clear as some seem to think. If it was a guy posting something similar then you'd soon see the two faced side of some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first"

You beat me to it. Funny thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first"

Cool.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first

Cool."

Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Put your wetsuit on and flippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first

Cool.

Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there."

To be honest I don’t know the op and I didn’t see any other posts but I still knew it must be a joke! Did the “asking for a friend” bit not make people click?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first

Cool.

Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there."

There was no need with the white knighting.

I could have said sarcastically, SO.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think this is just a joke thread off the back of someone else's...

He did post something extremely similar. And he posted it first

Cool.

Yeah there's not much to can say in reply to that is there.

There was no need with the white knighting.

I could have said sarcastically, SO.

That would have been better than 'cool'.

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