FabSwingers.com forum: Telling a lady you're not interested

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her read this

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

start singing "There were ten in the bed and the little one said......."

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

A friend on fab once said, open the front door stand there tapping your foot ...........true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her that her sister has a lovely anus

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Start scratching your arse and spitting.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Say you've got the shits and hide in the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send her out for food and then move house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slip a good strong but silent one out and hold her head under the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to fall asleep and stay completely motionless until she gets bored and leaves. It may take 2 or 3 days but at least she'll eventually be gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Propose.

Saff

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Flatlulence is your friend in this scenario

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

On your profile you say you'll cuddle after sex if you have to. I think this cheque has been cashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start watching guy on guy porn right next to her and rub one out

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Tell your friend to send her out to get some good cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start watching guy on guy porn right next to her and rub one out"

Alot of straight women favour that type of porn. Wouldn't make them leave at all !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start watching guy on guy porn right next to her and rub one out

Alot of straight women favour that type of porn. Wouldn't make them leave at all !

Dammit! Foiled by my own kink

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Shouldn’t have asked her to stay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the white board out and show her pie chart’s and graphs of her sexual Prowess, tell her where there’s room for improvement and where she was lacking. If she’s still there at the end, wheel out the slides from your holiday to Bognor Regis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say "is that your taxi I can hear?"

Or "Shit, my wife's just pulled up, quick, out the window"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Tell her your 8 kid's are just popping round to meet their new step mum.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Get the white board out and show her pie chart’s and graphs of her sexual Prowess, tell her where there’s room for improvement and where she was lacking. If she’s still there at the end, wheel out the slides from your holiday to Bognor Regis."

I like it when men tell me what I'm good at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say "wow that was very different than it is with my mum"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Start watching guy on guy porn right next to her and rub one out"

That wouldn't work for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start watching guy on guy porn right next to her and rub one out

That wouldn't work for me!"

I need to meet more ladies like you then!

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By *ecretescapeCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Oh this made me laugh.Next time just book an escort and then she will be more than happy to fuck off early lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww why would you get rid of her? ... Me personally I'd let her stay ... Cook her dinner or breakfast if she stays the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there before and just gritted my teeth. I feel your pain biscuit buddy....

Thankfully I have the opposite problem now. Just left Saffie following a quick dunk of my car key and wish I could go back for more....

Xteve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop the L-bomb, mention kids and marriage too just for effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone to text you and then say shit the wife is coming back early

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks everyone, she keeps huffing and puffing now think shes getting board.

I might see if she wants to help with my 1000 piece plan white jigsaw

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Start telling her ‘it puts the lotion on the skin’. She be dressed and out the door before you can say ‘fava beans and a nice chianti’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone, she keeps huffing and puffing now think shes getting board.

I might see if she wants to help with my 1000 piece plan white jigsaw"

Tell her she can find the edge pieces while you watch Bargain Hunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks everyone, she keeps huffing and puffing now think shes getting board.

I might see if she wants to help with my 1000 piece plan white jigsaw

Tell her she can find the edge pieces while you watch Bargain Hunt."

Jigsaw is a no go.

I've resorted to crying in her arms. Try to wierd her out

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Tell her a finer lady is coming round and she should get the fuck out, that ought to do it. You will never hear from her again.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend "

Text a mate and get him to call you pretending to be the wife coming home a day early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Produce a bag and start filling it with valuables, telling her to grab what she can before the owners return in five minutes. Stick stockings over your heads for added effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Send her round to me

#gotyourbackman

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

Be honest ??? Maybe ?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Get out of bed, start putting your clothes on, she'll get the message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell her that her sister has a lovely anus "

What's with anuses

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By *hrisngenCouple
over a year ago

Wells

Oh dear...made me laugh though

Gen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend "

Is it one you've offered your free escort services to?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend

Is it one you've offered your free escort services to?

Mrs "

Perhaps.

I didn't think this idea through at all

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

I’m just so gullible .....

hahaha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Start a thread about the next meet you have lined up. She'll get that she's old news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just so gullible .....

hahaha "

You're not the only one

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Start a thread about the next meet you have lined up. She'll get that she's old news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend

Is it one you've offered your free escort services to?

Mrs

Perhaps.

I didn't think this idea through at all"

Obviously

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend

Is it one you've offered your free escort services to?

Mrs

Perhaps.

I didn't think this idea through at all

Obviously

Mrs "

Still interested if you are?

You can stay the night if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend

Is it one you've offered your free escort services to?

Mrs

Perhaps.

I didn't think this idea through at all

Obviously

Mrs

Still interested if you are?

You can stay the night if you want"

Think will pass. Don't fancy starting another trend

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

Asking for a friend

Is it one you've offered your free escort services to?

Mrs

Perhaps.

I didn't think this idea through at all

Obviously

Mrs

Still interested if you are?

You can stay the night if you want

Think will pass. Don't fancy starting another trend

Mrs "

Pfft, as if I would do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start sucking your thumb, cry a little bit and tell her you just want cuddles from your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just casually take the machete out from under your bed and start stroking it lovingly while staring at her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just casually take the machete out from under your bed and start stroking it lovingly while staring at her. "

No....I've got other plans for the machete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw the kettle at the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll her up like a joint with the duvet and toss her out the window.

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

"I’m just so gullible .....

hahaha

You're not the only one"

I feel reassured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just casually take the machete out from under your bed and start stroking it lovingly while staring at her.

No....I've got other plans for the machete

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Give her another chance

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"Just had sex, with a woman

She was supposed to stay the night but I've ran out of horn and lost interest, how do I ask her to leave?

Shes currently laid snuggling me and I just want to watch Stranger Things before new series comes out

If she’s snuggling you are trapped hunny

Asking for a friend "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give her another chance"

No chance, once is enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll her up like a joint with the duvet and toss her out the window."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll her up like a joint with the duvet and toss her out the window.

You're fit. Fancy a fuck? You can stay the night if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put all her clothes in a bag, call a taxi chuck the bag in the back tell her she can dress on the way home

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Start sucking your thumb, staring at her tits and repeatedly ask her for 'bitty.'

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