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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you lose the ability to hold in or quieten your farts but could change the noise they make what would you change it to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kazoo, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clanger whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like my butt to say Meg when I farted, Simpsons loving people would then instinctively make a fart noise for me

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The sound of a donkey breying

Heee haawww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cartoon elephants noise.

Or a lions roar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGTEI1RMoQ&feature=youtu.be&t=13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choo choo

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Birds tweeting

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Nelson Muntz's Ha ha from the Simpsons.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGTEI1RMoQ&feature=youtu.be&t=13"

The whole thing or just the man screaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGTEI1RMoQ&feature=youtu.be&t=13

The whole thing or just the man screaming

Just the screaming will do

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By *ambo1450Man
over a year ago

Newport

I have to say this is one of the best questions ever asked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dixie horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giggling noise, so I don't feel self-conscious sniggering about farting on my own.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A ladies voice saying

I’m sorry I’m seem to have fluffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trumpet voluntary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cats meow because there's always a cat around to blame it on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Land of Hope and Glory...

Ode to joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine already sound spectacular

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGTEI1RMoQ&feature=youtu.be&t=13

The whole thing or just the man screaming

Just the screaming will do

That’s good cause 42 seconds of farting is more than scooby and shaggy do in one go I’m sure 30 seconds is more sociable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trumpet fanfare, like when the Queen enters the Ambassador's Ball.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine would be me saying "parp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of Kenneth Williams saying "ohh matron"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The theme tune from are you being served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop Dead Fred phrases

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

A harp, when they do from one side to the other, not sure what it is called

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

The sound of satisfying sighs like the doors in Hitchhikers quite to the galaxy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

A scouse voice saying...... Was that you yah dirty bastard ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck's quack.

Mrs

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"If you lose the ability to hold in or quieten your farts but could change the noise they make what would you change it to? "

No longer am I stuck for a new question to ask my candidates at job interviewing stage

Thanks Rubi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck's quack.

Mrs "

Some of mine already do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duck's quack.

Mrs

Some of mine already do

What's your secret?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you lose the ability to hold in or quieten your farts but could change the noise they make what would you change it to?

No longer am I stuck for a new question to ask my candidates at job interviewing stage

Thanks Rubi..."
I'm glad I could help

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