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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1 night with me, you pay for hotel room, I like a bit of alone time after spunking so you have to leave afterwards until I call you in again. I'm lazy so you will be on top the majority of time, I am an avid Clash of Clans player so I might have to do a raid while you ride me (takes about 5 minutes)

I will bring the confectionery of your choice

PM if youre interested

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Sign me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sign me up! "

You do have nice hair tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sign me up! "

Can you put your hair in pigtails?

Otherwise its gay

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I bring 47 stuffed ferrets with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I eat the sweets as you play your game?

Do I have to share them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring 47 stuffed ferrets with me "

No, they still haunt me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I eat the sweets as you play your game?

Do I have to share them? "

Can I suck your nipple at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, but I'm lazy too so you just play your game while I watch Netflix and eat sweets. That way neither of us has to exert any unnecessary effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, but I'm lazy too so you just play your game while I watch Netflix and eat sweets. That way neither of us has to exert any unnecessary effort. "

Can we still be naked?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Sign me up!

You do have nice hair tbf"

Thanks

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Sign me up!

Can you put your hair in pigtails?

Otherwise its gay"

Nah not long enough. I'm growing a lovely set of moobs though, will that do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I eat the sweets as you play your game?

Do I have to share them?

Can I suck your nipple at the same time?"

Yeah. I might have to slow down on the shagging for a bit but I'd squeeze my muscles in time with my chewing to keep you hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sign me up!

Can you put your hair in pigtails?

Otherwise its gay

Nah not long enough. I'm growing a lovely set of moobs though, will that do you? "

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think what you’re getting confused with is the smell of fresh sweat, women are attracted to the Pheromones, it’s like a natural Aphrodisiac, all women love it, this however is very different from the dried in sweat smell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I eat the sweets as you play your game?

Do I have to share them?

Can I suck your nipple at the same time?

Yeah. I might have to slow down on the shagging for a bit but I'd squeeze my muscles in time with my chewing to keep you hard. "

How come that turned me on so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think what you’re getting confused with is the smell of fresh sweat, women are attracted to the Pheromones, it’s like a natural Aphrodisiac, all women love it, this however is very different from the dried in sweat smell."

I think you're getting confused by which thread you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I eat the sweets as you play your game?

Do I have to share them?

Can I suck your nipple at the same time?

Yeah. I might have to slow down on the shagging for a bit but I'd squeeze my muscles in time with my chewing to keep you hard.

How come that turned me on so much? "

Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think what you’re getting confused with is the smell of fresh sweat, women are attracted to the Pheromones, it’s like a natural Aphrodisiac, all women love it, this however is very different from the dried in sweat smell."

Are you in the right thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think what you’re getting confused with is the smell of fresh sweat, women are attracted to the Pheromones, it’s like a natural Aphrodisiac, all women love it, this however is very different from the dried in sweat smell.

I think you're getting confused by which thread you're on "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I eat the sweets as you play your game?

Do I have to share them?

Can I suck your nipple at the same time?

Yeah. I might have to slow down on the shagging for a bit but I'd squeeze my muscles in time with my chewing to keep you hard.

How come that turned me on so much?

Prove it. "

Dick pic on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think what you’re getting confused with is the smell of fresh sweat, women are attracted to the Pheromones, it’s like a natural Aphrodisiac, all women love it, this however is very different from the dried in sweat smell.

Are you in the right thread?"

Fucks sake took me ages to write that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

embrasse mon cul blanc de lys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think what you’re getting confused with is the smell of fresh sweat, women are attracted to the Pheromones, it’s like a natural Aphrodisiac, all women love it, this however is very different from the dried in sweat smell.

Are you in the right thread?

Fucks sake took me ages to write that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"embrasse mon cul blanc de lys"

Haha

C'est quand tu veux mémé ton anus est mon fantasme

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"embrasse mon cul blanc de lys"

....I'll pass thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, but I'm lazy too so you just play your game while I watch Netflix and eat sweets. That way neither of us has to exert any unnecessary effort.

Can we still be naked?"

You can if you like but I'll be wearing a fluffy onesie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, but I'm lazy too so you just play your game while I watch Netflix and eat sweets. That way neither of us has to exert any unnecessary effort.

Can we still be naked?

You can if you like but I'll be wearing a fluffy onesie. "

Ooooh, even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, but I'm lazy too so you just play your game while I watch Netflix and eat sweets. That way neither of us has to exert any unnecessary effort.

Can we still be naked?

You can if you like but I'll be wearing a fluffy onesie.

Ooooh, even better "

Shhh, I'm watching Netflix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How could any woman refuse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How could any woman refuse? "

Modern day fanny magnet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, but I'm lazy too so you just play your game while I watch Netflix and eat sweets. That way neither of us has to exert any unnecessary effort.

Can we still be naked?

You can if you like but I'll be wearing a fluffy onesie.

Ooooh, even better

Shhh, I'm watching Netflix! "

...ok

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I bring 47 stuffed ferrets with me

No, they still haunt me"

Which one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I bring 47 stuffed ferrets with me

No, they still haunt me

Which one "

All 47 Stuffy McNuggets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for penis in my inbox. Literally

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for penis in my inbox. Literally "

cant, youre on holiday

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By *ackT07Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"so I might have to do a raid while you ride me (takes about 5 minutes)"

You or the raid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting for penis in my inbox. Literally

cant, youre on holiday"

Just put it through my letterbox, I'll get it when I get back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so I might have to do a raid while you ride me (takes about 5 minutes)

You or the raid lol"

Depends how intense they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 night with me, you pay for hotel room, I like a bit of alone time after spunking so you have to leave afterwards until I call you in again. I'm lazy so you will be on top the majority of time, I am an avid Clash of Clans player so I might have to do a raid while you ride me (takes about 5 minutes)

I will bring the confectionery of your choice

PM if youre interested"

I have missed these threads. Thanks so much for the giggle OP . Oh and i'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 night with me, you pay for hotel room, I like a bit of alone time after spunking so you have to leave afterwards until I call you in again. I'm lazy so you will be on top the majority of time, I am an avid Clash of Clans player so I might have to do a raid while you ride me (takes about 5 minutes)

I will bring the confectionery of your choice

PM if youre interested

I have missed these threads. Thanks so much for the giggle OP . Oh and i'm in "

Of course you're in, you live 70 fucking miles away.

Why dont the locals think like you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 night with me, you pay for hotel room, I like a bit of alone time after spunking so you have to leave afterwards until I call you in again. I'm lazy so you will be on top the majority of time, I am an avid Clash of Clans player so I might have to do a raid while you ride me (takes about 5 minutes)

I will bring the confectionery of your choice

PM if youre interested

I have missed these threads. Thanks so much for the giggle OP . Oh and i'm in

Of course you're in, you live 70 fucking miles away.

Why dont the locals think like you do "

Because they're locals haha

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