FabSwingers.com forum: The ultimate crisp butty

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Quite simply

Cheese and onion crisps on a heavily buttered barm cake.

A barm cake for you philistines out there is a white oven baked soft bread roll, but ten times better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah...

Its salt and vinegar crisps betwixt 2 slices of thick white bread... no butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn cocktail every time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Quite simply

Cheese and onion crisps on a heavily buttered barm cake.

A barm cake for you philistines out there is a white oven baked soft bread roll, but ten times better. "

Sorry Fiddle........ you're on the right track but you should have said , ' on a crispy cob' ....... man you missed out.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pickled onion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!

Soft white ROLL with plenty of butter and salt and vinegar squares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkers Salt & Vinegar, hint of salad cream between 2 buttered thick slices of giraffe bread.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pickled onion x"

Pickled onion is the finest monster munch but no room for it in a butty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite simply

Cheese and onion crisps on a heavily buttered barm cake.

A barm cake for you philistines out there is a white oven baked soft bread roll, but ten times better. "

It’s a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No!

Soft white ROLL with plenty of butter and salt and vinegar squares. "

Did you stamp your feet too

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No!

Soft white ROLL with plenty of butter and salt and vinegar squares. "

Sorry disqualification due to lack of irregular shaped filling.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Half a baguette, hollowed out then 2 or 3 packets of prawn cocktail crisps stuffed in. (not often "stuffed in" is mentioned on here in a non sexual way lol).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tayto cheese and onion on fresh brennens pan

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Half a baguette, hollowed out then 2 or 3 packets of prawn cocktail crisps stuffed in. (not often "stuffed in" is mentioned on here in a non sexual way lol).

I can see that working purely on crisp volume alone.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Can't abide just crisp sarnies

Extra mature cheddar and salt and vinegar crisps however, you're on to a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and onion crisps on a bread cake nothing finer

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Having just savoured the savoury joy of a pack of smokey bacon crisps, they make the butty list on repeat value.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

What is this crisp butty thing you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bread and frazzles

Dotty x

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"White bread and frazzles

Dotty x"
lovely

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"What is this crisp butty thing you speak of?

Paquet de frite prise en sandwich entre

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"What is this crisp butty thing you speak of?

Paquet de frite prise en sandwich entre"

Oh I see - now I get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wholemeal bread,butter,brie and cheese and onion crisps

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Giraffe bread with salted walkers and a bit of strong cheddar

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Giraffe bread with salted walkers and a bit of strong cheddar

You're sticking your neck out a bit with that choice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite simply

Cheese and onion crisps on a heavily buttered barm cake.

A barm cake for you philistines out there is a white oven baked soft bread roll, but ten times better.

Sorry Fiddle........ you're on the right track but you should have said , ' on a crispy cob' ....... man you missed out."

Thought it was crusty cob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready satled in a cheese sandwich. Nom nom!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"What is this crisp butty thing you speak of?

Paquet de frite prise en sandwich entre

Oh I see - now I get it!"

embrasse mon cul blanc de lys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giraffe bread with salted walkers and a bit of strong cheddar

Oooo now your talking with giraffe bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh white bread, salted butter bag of cheesy wotsits. Stick to your mouth and teeth like a load of sticky cum. Lovely ??

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"What is this crisp butty thing you speak of?

Paquet de frite prise en sandwich entre

Oh I see - now I get it!

embrasse mon cul blanc de lys"

Is that some kind of rimming sandwich?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"What is this crisp butty thing you speak of?

Paquet de frite prise en sandwich entre

Oh I see - now I get it!

embrasse mon cul blanc de lys

Is that some kind of rimming sandwich?"

Non!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be thick cut cheese and onion crisps on a soft bap with lots of butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cob*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be with Smokey bacon and chicken crisps. If you haven't tried it. Try it!

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