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"I did bought you a new toilet seat love X " That won’t help me remove your chocolate kisses off the stairs F&B | |||
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"I’m giving you a day off from my whinging and moaning. That’s my present to you " That’s very thoughtful of you Nora | |||
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"I’m giving you a day off from my whinging and moaning. That’s my present to you That’s very thoughtful of you Nora " I’m all heart me | |||
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"I bought you a unicorn. Just don't wiggle the horn til the glue sets " Starving that rhino didn’t work then? | |||
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"A Belgian chocolate cake and a bottle of wine Happy birthday x" Thank you Atlas that’s lovely | |||
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"I’m giving you a day off from my whinging and moaning. That’s my present to you That’s very thoughtful of you Nora I’m all heart me " I’m rolling my eyes here.....but it’s true you are all heart | |||
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"I bought you a unicorn. Just don't wiggle the horn til the glue sets Starving that rhino didn’t work then? No. How are you at digging holes? I need a pretty big one. " Should be fine, we’ll take it down the cats home and say it’s a stray | |||
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"I’ve bought you some new underwear, the ones in your pictures seem to have fallen off " I put them on with gorilla glue about 2 months ago now | |||
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"I bought you a unicorn. Just don't wiggle the horn til the glue sets " Errrrrr too late, not to worry though I’ve masking tape | |||
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"I bought you a unicorn. Just don't wiggle the horn til the glue sets Starving that rhino didn’t work then? No. How are you at digging holes? I need a pretty big one. Should be fine, we’ll take it down the cats home and say it’s a stray" That’s one big pussy | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky " Won’t you join us Pruebame | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky " Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?" Well I'm not that forward I was waiting for the invite | |||
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"a virtual gift for my birthday . If so what did you get me " a city break to Liverpool, a full tour guide,food and drinks included | |||
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"I did bought you a new toilet seat love X That won’t help me remove your chocolate kisses off the stairs F&B " Yes but you'd be comfier when u crap lady | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? Well I'm not that forward I was waiting for the invite " Erm. Yeah you are lol | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too?" He’ll be there before us Nora | |||
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"Pack of rich tea biscuits. " Can _iddlesticks lend your new seat think he might need it | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? Well I'm not that forward I was waiting for the invite " You are invited | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora " I'm in the cupboard waiting to pounce | |||
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"I did bought you a new toilet seat love X That won’t help me remove your chocolate kisses off the stairs F&B Yes but you'd be comfier when u crap lady " It might slide down the stairs whilst I’m sat on it | |||
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"a virtual gift for my birthday . If so what did you get me a city break to Liverpool, a full tour guide,food and drinks included " Now that’s virtually good | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora " He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place | |||
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"Pack of rich tea biscuits. " Fiddlesticks that’s lovely, I’ll share them round now, don’t get crumbs everywhere though | |||
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"a virtual gift for my birthday . If so what did you get me a city break to Liverpool, a full tour guide,food and drinks included Now that’s virtually good " your very welcome here... anytime | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora I'm in the cupboard waiting to pounce " I can see you | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place " He’s booked us into “fawlty Towers” | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place " Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub " Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in " I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath | |||
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself " That’s a lovely gift Doc | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in " I’ve been in here ages | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath " Are you still alive | |||
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"Happy birthday hot pants x" Good after Von I’ve been waiting for you | |||
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"Happy birthday hot pants x Good after Von I’ve been waiting for you " Afternoon | |||
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"Happy birthday hot pants x Good after Von I’ve been waiting for you " Noon* | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive " Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air | |||
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"Happy birthday, Cheeky. *Reveals from behind my back* The virtual flower shop only sells virtual poppies. But some virtual poppies are better than no virtual poppies. Enjoy your nice poppies, please water them." I’ll definitely look after and water them Jim. | |||
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"Since we are on a sexually liberal site, I bought you everything for the cross-dresser on the move. It's this lovely portable TV set. " Thank you very much | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air " Is it my turn now | |||
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"Happy birthday, Cheeky. *Reveals from behind my back* The virtual flower shop only sells virtual poppies. But some virtual poppies are better than no virtual poppies. Enjoy your nice poppies, please water them. I’ll definitely look after and water them Jim. " Take them home plenty water in that fish bowl | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air Is it my turn now " Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you | |||
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"Happy birthday, Cheeky. *Reveals from behind my back* The virtual flower shop only sells virtual poppies. But some virtual poppies are better than no virtual poppies. Enjoy your nice poppies, please water them. I’ll definitely look after and water them Jim. Take them home plenty water in that fish bowl " Lol....I can’t help it, I distracted very easily | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air Is it my turn now Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you " Oh, so you’re both doing me | |||
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"A full sized Scott Eastwood cardboard cut out I hope it makes your day..." It has, I’m just giving him a cuddle right now, we’ll he thinks it’s a cuddle | |||
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself That’s a lovely gift Doc " Haha you think? | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air Is it my turn now Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you Oh, so you’re both doing me " No silly your doing Nora | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air Is it my turn now Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you Oh, so you’re both doing me No silly your doing Nora " Say what now | |||
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself That’s a lovely gift Doc Haha you think? " It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol... | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air Is it my turn now Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you Oh, so you’re both doing me No silly your doing Nora Say what now " You've got to start somewhere | |||
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself That’s a lovely gift Doc Haha you think? It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol... " Lots of thoughts went into its creation | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air Is it my turn now Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you Oh, so you’re both doing me No silly your doing Nora Say what now " Come on then. I’m waiting | |||
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself That’s a lovely gift Doc Haha you think? It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol... Lots of thoughts went into its creation " I can tell | |||
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"A virtual male stripper, when he starts to dance he thrusts his floppy one slapping your chin the same number of times as your age. " Lol...I just laughed out loud, I’ll be slapped to the floor | |||
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"A Clit suction vibrator a wand Bob and Alan and a hotel room with yours and NORA'S name on it good luck cheeky Haha. Is it my job to convert her or maybe even bend her a little? Aren’t you coming too? He’ll be there before us Nora He better be. He’s paying! And I want strawberries and champagne. And it better not be a Holiday Inn type place Holiday Inn really what do you take me for I have nothing but the best room now Hurry up and get in the hot tub Ooooooh hot tub! I’m in I'm just going to see how long I can hold my breath Are you still alive Only just my tongue got carried away wouldn't let me come up for air Is it my turn now Yes its your turn Nora is waiting for you Oh, so you’re both doing me No silly your doing Nora Say what now Come on then. I’m waiting " Alright missy I’m coming | |||
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"A special Canarian issue of my Skittles flavoured snake oil but due to delivery restrictions I’ll have to come and give it to you myself That’s a lovely gift Doc Haha you think? It’s the thought that counts Doc...lol... Lots of thoughts went into its creation I can tell " Mind reading? | |||
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"I've bought you some wipe clean sheets." Fantastic I’ve got holes in my other ones | |||
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