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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.

All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?

All sarcastic answers will be laughed at

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?! "

He looks like one tbf

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?! "

Oh it's heaven

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?!

He looks like one tbf"

You're only jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?! "

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.

All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?

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You associate sex/masterbating with sleep...

You wore yourself out, must of been a great session...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?!

He looks like one tbf

You're only jealous "

That ass pp

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Endorphin rush! Makes you sleepy

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.

All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?

All sarcastic answers will be laughed at

You associate sex/masterbating with sleep...

You wore yourself out, must of been a great session...

Well I must have needed it

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?!

Smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't rate your post-sex chat and fell asleep out of boredom.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?!

He looks like one tbf

You're only jealous

That ass pp

Coconut oil

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Endorphin rush! Makes you sleepy"

Awww that's boring

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You don't rate your post-sex chat and fell asleep out of boredom. "

you talk after sex

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Did you have the post sex cig and coffee and mind out for the wet patch

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"You don't rate your post-sex chat and fell asleep out of boredom. "

Or on the other hand his cuddles relaxed him and he drifted off in his own arms

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Did you have the post sex cig and coffee and mind out for the wet patch"

I did

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I think it's the smell of coconut that makes you sleepy

I once fell asleep half way through consuming a Bounty bar - albeit, I wasn't wanking at the time...

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I think it's the smell of coconut that makes you sleepy

I once fell asleep half way through consuming a Bounty bar - albeit, I wasn't wanking at the time..."

That's different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?!

Oh it's heaven

Slippery when wet

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?!

Oh it's heaven

Slippery when wet

Very

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Completely illogical survival trait that disproves the theory of evolution. Following copulation, the male of our species falls into a merry coma whilst said cave woman has to fight off sabre tooth tigers and protect the family unit from rampaging beasties accompanied by symphonic snorting.

What other male animal on the planet puts itself in such a vulnerable position following a t’penny upright?

We were made from clay I tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made me really laugh

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Completely illogical survival trait that disproves the theory of evolution. Following copulation, the male of our species falls into a merry coma whilst said cave woman has to fight off sabre tooth tigers and protect the family unit from rampaging beasties accompanied by symphonic snorting.

What other male animal on the planet puts itself in such a vulnerable position following a t’penny upright?

We were made from clay I tell you

If you say so

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"This has made me really laugh

Its not funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use coconut oil to tame my hair!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I use coconut oil to tame my hair!"

Now you know it has other uses too

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Does it smell like holidays as you're doing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're you lying on a beach towel and wearing sunnies? I generally fall asleep in that scenario myself

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

You could have at least made a cup of tea and ordered yourself a taxi.

"Well this morning I woke up feeling rather frisky so decided to get the coconut oil out and deal with the issue in hand.

All went well and satisfaction was activated, my question is (after cleaning myself up that is) why did I fall back to sleep?

All sarcastic answers will be laughed at

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Does it smell like holidays as you're doing it?

It did actually

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Same lol "

Now I'm having naughty thoughts again

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"We're you lying on a beach towel and wearing sunnies? I generally fall asleep in that scenario myself

Bet that embarrassing when you wake up

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

After a deed such as so if one consumes any chocolate crispy product the ingredients will mix and activate with the hormones produced by the ejaculatory action which in turn causes the brain to react by what’s know as the dithering response which in turn signals the eyes to invert and and close resulting in sleep.

So I hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?! "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Coconut oil? Aren't you a trendy wanker?! "

I think it's what they call a Heston wank.

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