FabSwingers.com forum: Bash the bishop

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many different names for masturbation can we come up with

The person who posts the 175th will get wanked or fingered by FabulousAndBearded while he fucked a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand shandy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"How many different names for masturbation can we come up with

The person who posts the 175th will get wanked or fingered by FabulousAndBearded while he fucked a watermelon"
Is he aware of this ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gets to eat the watermelon once it’s been fucked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many different names for masturbation can we come up with

The person who posts the 175th will get wanked or fingered by FabulousAndBearded while he fucked a watermelon Is he aware of this ??

I haven't told him, but on some level, I think hes aware

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Choking the chicken? Is that right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who gets to eat the watermelon once it’s been fucked?"

the 174th person to comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spanking the monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Closing watching this asI want to be the 175th and bash my bishop while thinking of me

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Having a ham shank

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Better get mine in quick then. Don’t want ald beardy anywhere near my knob. Here goes:

Taking Captain Picard to warp speed

Spurt Reynolds

A Natwest

Playing with Palmhela Handerson

Tommy Tank

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Five knuckle shuffle - getting in well before no. 175!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Closing watching this asI want to be the 175th and bash my bishop while thinking of me "

Not if I get there first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Closing watching this asI want to be the 175th and bash my bishop while thinking of me

Not if I get there first

You are evil but you do have a nice open shirt !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Thrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling the pud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop commenting ppl ! Don't get into his evil game !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flicking the bean

Having a wangle (courtesy of Rik Mayall)

Beating the meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerkin the gherkin

Strangling the cyclops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jerkin the gherkin

Strangling the cyclops"

No more than one post please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A menage a moi

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Shaking hands with the Duchess of Love

Shaking white hot coconuts from the veiny love tree

Going for a date with Madam Palm and her five lovely daughters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buffin the muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plunging the happy hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burping the worm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three finger shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three finger shuffle "

One post by person please !!!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Throwing one over the thumb

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Having a me party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroking the pussy

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Stroking the pussy

So wrong but I thought of Blofeld first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocking one out

Tickling the man in a boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please don't put more than one guess into post, you may spam with the thread with more than one post

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Flogging the one eye beast

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"Closing watching this asI want to be the 175th and bash my bishop while thinking of me "

Don't be so selfish, share.

Personally I like to let my fingers take a walk in my lady garden.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"A menage a moi

I fucking love this one!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Crack one off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Rubbing one out

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys"

He's going to love you for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that. "

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox"

Is it very messy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

Is it very messy?"

Apparently I like getting bummed while listening to Celine Dion

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

Is it very messy?

Apparently I like getting bummed while listening to Celine Dion"

Don't we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys"

Oh I can see you loved my revenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

Is it very messy?

Apparently I like getting bummed while listening to Celine Dion

Don't we all?"

Right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

Is it very messy?

Apparently I like getting bummed while listening to Celine Dion

Don't we all?

Right "

Lets get one thing right, as a straight man, I would NEVER and i mean NEVER, listen to Celine Dion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

Is it very messy?

Apparently I like getting bummed while listening to Celine Dion

Don't we all?

Right

Lets get one thing right, as a straight man, I would NEVER and i mean NEVER, listen to Celine Dion"

You are more a Marvin Gays type of guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

Is it very messy?

Apparently I like getting bummed while listening to Celine Dion

Don't we all?

Right

Lets get one thing right, as a straight man, I would NEVER and i mean NEVER, listen to Celine Dion

You are more a Marvin Gays type of guy "

Who doesn't love Marvin Gaye

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"FabulousAndBearded just told me he'd prefer it if men could send him a picture of you wanking direct to his inbox

Thanks guys

He's going to love you for that.

You should see what hes just done to my inbox

Is it very messy?

Apparently I like getting bummed while listening to Celine Dion

Don't we all?

Right

Lets get one thing right, as a straight man, I would NEVER and i mean NEVER, listen to Celine Dion

You are more a Marvin Gays type of guy

Who doesn't love Marvin Gaye"

His father!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five knuckle shuffle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self love

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Choking the python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand shandy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Strumming one out.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

'shaking hands with the unemployed'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cavorting with the custard catapult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipping up a fresh order of Oriental Soup...

Cream of Sum Yung Guy...

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Fingering the kit-kat

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Mastering your own domain (Seinfeld)

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Tugging your todger

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By *XSnoopy72XXMan
over a year ago

lots of places

Five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Avin a Barclays

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Playing the clitar

Badgering the witness

Auditioning the finger puppets

Relishing your hotdog

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

5 finger shuffle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm reviving this because FabulousAndBearded is itching to fuck his watermelon

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