FabSwingers.com forum: Alpha male of fab

By *234 hot saira OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my massive cock

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There isn't one

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By *234 hot saira OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

"Me and my massive cock

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lol

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

not again

thought we had enough of this

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By *234 hot saira OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

"There isn't one"
some think they are

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Ok ok op it's you! Happy now? Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my massive cock

There’s more about you than many of the strutting pillocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do you think it is OP?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There isn't onesome think they are "

Being alpha and thinking you're alpha are poles apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs it's me! Bow down to my greatness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isn't onesome think they are

Being alpha and thinking you're alpha are poles apart"
oh

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By *234 hot saira OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

"There isn't onesome think they are

Being alpha and thinking you're alpha are poles apart"
yes true xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Too many people think alpha and dickhead are synonyms.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"There isn't onesome think they are

Being alpha and thinking you're alpha are poles apart oh

It's ok, you clearly have the pole

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"There isn't onesome think they are

Being alpha and thinking you're alpha are poles apart"

Exactly this

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"There isn't onesome think they are

Being alpha and thinking you're alpha are poles apart"

Very true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isn't onesome think they are

Being alpha and thinking you're alpha are poles apart oh

It's ok, you clearly have the pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a couple that think they are...

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By *234 hot saira OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

"There's a couple that think they are...

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

oh....i miss trigonometry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I declare myself to be definitely not in the running.

It takes a litte effort to be alpha, I'm way too lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I love Laura Ashley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last seasons news! They're like unicorns, except less fabbers want to be unicorns..... Innit...

Xteve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a chap who's name here begins with 5 'a's. He's probably the alpha male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that would have to be me if the rest of you don't mind at all that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that would have to be me if the rest of you don't mind at all that is

Prepare to battle

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By * pleasant surpriseMan
over a year ago

Stoke on trent

Happy being my own alpha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that would have to be me if the rest of you don't mind at all that is

Prepare to battle

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lol I accept your challenge .....

Pop up pirate 3 rounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that would have to be me if the rest of you don't mind at all that is

Prepare to battle

lol I accept your challenge .....

Pop up pirate 3 rounds

Game on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I knew someone who claimed he wasn't "'alf a male" would that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that would have to be me if the rest of you don't mind at all that is

Prepare to battle

lol I accept your challenge .....

Pop up pirate 3 rounds

Game on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm affable male.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forums "
what do you classify as a alpha male?

Some people think it's the lads that go to the gym that are tanked, others think it's the influencers

I think it's the lads that's walk into a room and everyone is drawn to them

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure it is without question, it's Duke!

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

I don't have a hairy chest, so I'm not able to claim it. Lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't have a hairy chest, so I'm not able to claim it. Lol"

I can recite the Latin Alphabet, do I win?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’ll be the omega, always stick around till the end.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"I don't have a hairy chest, so I'm not able to claim it. Lol

I can recite the Latin Alphabet, do I win?

Unfortunately not. from what I gather, only the first three letters count. Lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"[Removed by poster at 30/05/19 01:05:28]"

2009. Lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't have a hairy chest, so I'm not able to claim it. Lol

I can recite the Latin Alphabet, do I win?

Unfortunately not. from what I gather, only the first three letters count. Lol"

"I don't have a hairy chest, so I'm not able to claim it. Lol

I can recite the Latin Alphabet, do I win?

Unfortunately not. from what I gather, only the first three letters count. Lol"

MMXIX to you young man

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"[Removed by poster at 30/05/19 01:05:28]

2009. Lol"

Clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how the two "try-hards" that clearly think of themselves as top man havent commented yet..

Womder if its got anything to do with the general tone of responses in the earlier part of this thread??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pass, don't do Greek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at XXX / ut / MMXIX 01:05:28]

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'll be Beta as second is not so demanding

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll be Beta as second is not so demanding "

If your name is Ray, you could also be a.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be Beta as second is not so demanding

If your name is Ray, you could also be a......."

I actually got that

That's the moose Thor right?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Funny how the two "try-hards" that clearly think of themselves as top man havent commented yet..

Womder if its got anything to do with the general tone of responses in the earlier part of this thread??! "

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Good grief, this again?

There aren't alpha males, at least not in terms that people think and certainly not those that go around shouting about 'alphas and betas'.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Funny how the two "try-hards" that clearly think of themselves as top man havent commented yet..

Womder if its got anything to do with the general tone of responses in the earlier part of this thread??! "

Who's that?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Is that your roundabout way of declaring it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Is that your roundabout way of declaring it?

Unlike someone who posted above, I have a hairy chest so the signs may be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told i was a alpha male by a few women and it was described to me as a step down from a dom, so i suppose it depends on what ur definition of an alpha male is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny how the two "try-hards" that clearly think of themselves as top man havent commented yet..

Womder if its got anything to do with the general tone of responses in the earlier part of this thread??!

Who's that? "

They'll know who they are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I will just stick with being me, thanks.

Sounds quite stressful wanting to be an Alpha on an internet forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say an alpha male wouldn't have to talk on forums for approval, because he already knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Forum terms, I usually read 'Alpha' as cocky fucker

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"In Forum terms, I usually read 'Alpha' as cocky fucker"

I would never use those exact words but yes, pretty much that.

It not something to be proud of.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I usually avoid people who make such claims like the plague. It's hard to pull off well.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

A gammon man sounds far better, free pork scratchings with every meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for Rubi and her massive cock.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

One, two, three, NOT IT!

If someone compiled a list of words that could never be used to describe me, “alpha” would be at the top.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've got balls...me me me

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

A gammon man sounds far better, free pork scratchings with every meet."

I'm sure that would bring home the bacon

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I've got balls...me me me

Is that all you need? I have a garage full of different types of balls. Do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?"

You are looking into things too deeply x

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Too many people think alpha and dickhead are synonyms. "

Ain't that the truth.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

You are looking into things too deeply x"

A saying usually used against thinkers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

You are looking into things too deeply x

A saying usually used against thinkers. "

A real alpha granny do not think she acts !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Alpha of fucking what ?

Alpha of fuck king what ?

Sitting in his pants ? Looking at nudies and rubbing his thighs?

Pressing the keyboard ?

Alpha of fucking what ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

You are looking into things too deeply x

A saying usually used against thinkers.

A real alpha granny do not think she acts ! "

I'm acting! I'm acting !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

You are looking into things too deeply x

A saying usually used against thinkers. "

You are definitely the alpha granny of Fab x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alpha of fucking what ?

Alpha of fuck king what ?

Sitting in his pants ? Looking at nudies and rubbing his thighs?

Pressing the keyboard ?

Alpha of fucking what ?"

What she said.

I don't really understand the concept of Alpha Male of an online forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alpha of fucking what ?

Alpha of fuck king what ?

Sitting in his pants ? Looking at nudies and rubbing his thighs?

Pressing the keyboard ?

Alpha of fucking what ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

You are looking into things too deeply x

A saying usually used against thinkers.

A real alpha granny do not think she acts !

I'm acting! I'm acting !"

Picturing you saying those few words gave me an alpha lob on

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

You are looking into things too deeply x

A saying usually used against thinkers.

A real alpha granny do not think she acts !

I'm acting! I'm acting !

Picturing you saying those few words gave me an alpha lob on "

How are your melons ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[my lob on has been Removed by Alpha granny at 30/05/19 08:57:42]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find it a bit cringe to be fair when I guy genuinely calls themselves an alpha. A real one does not declare it

Did you just kind of declare that you were though by the wink ... but before that you said real ones don't declare it though? Uh?

You are looking into things too deeply x

A saying usually used against thinkers.

A real alpha granny do not think she acts !

I'm acting! I'm acting !

Picturing you saying those few words gave me an alpha lob on

How are your melons ?"

.so far so good. I'll make holes in them later to have a fruity gangbang x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm doing the maths ..... and if you are in the minority at a gangbang.... the melons go up you. Not vice versa. Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm doing the maths ..... and if you are in the minority at a gangbang.... the melons go up you. Not vice versa. Enjoy."

See only an alpha granny would have been able to the maths.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've got balls...me me me

Is that all you need? I have a garage full of different types of balls. Do I win?

No Babs, balls do not make an alpha Male. I'd say your a winner but not in the alpha male stakes

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I vote for Rubi and her massive cock. "

I thought that we agreed that you were the alpha?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I was called an alpha a few weeks ago, along with a couple of other guys.

I laughed so hard at that.

It tickled me so much that I ran with it, the unfortunate thing is that some people thought I was serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was called an alpha a few weeks ago, along with a couple of other guys.

I laughed so hard at that.

It tickled me so much that I ran with it, the unfortunate thing is that some people thought I was serious.

Just popping by to see who the fourth musketeer will be now we're back up to three with the return of the Impala.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I was called an alpha a few weeks ago, along with a couple of other guys.

I laughed so hard at that.

It tickled me so much that I ran with it, the unfortunate thing is that some people thought I was serious.

Too late to backtrack

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I was called an alpha a few weeks ago, along with a couple of other guys.

I laughed so hard at that.

It tickled me so much that I ran with it, the unfortunate thing is that some people thought I was serious.

Just popping by to see who the fourth musketeer will be now we're back up to three with the return of the Impala. "

Was that mouseketeer ?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

Stop being a boar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was called an alpha a few weeks ago, along with a couple of other guys.

I laughed so hard at that.

It tickled me so much that I ran with it, the unfortunate thing is that some people thought I was serious.

Just popping by to see who the fourth musketeer will be now we're back up to three with the return of the Impala.

Was that mouseketeer ?"

Whatever you want to make of it Granny, I'm not really fussed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see I'm clearly going to have to assert my authority around here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can see I'm clearly going to have to assert my authority around here

ooooo what skills do you have to enable you to be ethereally lauded and looked up to ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'd worry if my plug was on your side...... but it's not

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I am an Alfa to one woman as she keeps addressing me as "My Alfa Man"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am an Alfa to one woman as she keeps addressing me as "My Alfa Man""

Is your last name Romeo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This again? If I were to kill every other male on fab, would it make me the alpha, or just an arsehole?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This again? If I were to kill every other male on fab, would it make me the alpha, or just an arsehole?"

Psychopath I think.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Can you be the Alpha of fuck all ?

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Can you be the Alpha of fuck all ? "

Of course if I the only man on earth and you the only woman I'd be your Alfa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see I'm clearly going to have to assert my authority around here

ooooo what skills do you have to enable you to be ethereally lauded and looked up to ?

My massive penis

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can see I'm clearly going to have to assert my authority around here

ooooo what skills do you have to enable you to be ethereally lauded and looked up to ?

My massive penis

SHIT !!! 100 times I must remember what I read. I must remember what I read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This again? If I were to kill every other male on fab, would it make me the alpha, or just an arsehole?

Psychopath I think....."

Only way to be sure..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This again? If I were to kill every other male on fab, would it make me the alpha, or just an arsehole?

Psychopath I think.....

Only way to be sure.."

Do it ! Do it !

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I can see I'm clearly going to have to assert my authority around here

ooooo what skills do you have to enable you to be ethereally lauded and looked up to ?

It doesn't work my massive penis goes unnoticed

My massive penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see I'm clearly going to have to assert my authority around here

ooooo what skills do you have to enable you to be ethereally lauded and looked up to ?

My massive penis

SHIT !!! 100 times I must remember what I read. I must remember what I read.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Much more alfalfa than alfa in this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much more alfalfa than alfa in this place

Very true, and no-one likes falafel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently more alpha females then males.

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

There isn't one any more there are a lot of beta ones who think they are though.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There isn't one any more there are a lot of beta ones who think they are though.

There never was. This is an Internet forum not a troop of monkeys

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

Stop being a boar

Are you telling me to get on my trotters and keep my snout out?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Currently more alpha females then males.

And you know what they say about the female of the species...

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

Stop being a boar

Are you telling me to get on my trotters and keep my snout out?

You always have to go the whole hog don't you?!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

Stop being a boar

Are you telling me to get on my trotters and keep my snout out?

You always have to go the whole hog don't you?!

It wouldn't be the first time I've been described as a bit of a pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs it's me! Bow down to my greatness

I’ll bow down when you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does an alpha know he is an alpha and if he falls in the woods and no one is there is he still the alpha?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

Stop being a boar

Are you telling me to get on my trotters and keep my snout out?

You always have to go the whole hog don't you?!

It wouldn't be the first time I've been described as a bit of a pig

Now you're just wallowing in it!

Do you think people are getting pig sick of us yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DanBerks

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"DanBerks"

Agreed.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

Stop being a boar

Are you telling me to get on my trotters and keep my snout out?

You always have to go the whole hog don't you?!

It wouldn't be the first time I've been described as a bit of a pig

Now you're just wallowing in it!

Do you think people are getting pig sick of us yet?

I've not spotted any big bad wolves coming to blow our house down...yet

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"There’s a funny gamma one in the Norfolk area. He’s got a hot-a-tootin’ other half.

I've just got home from visiting the gamma male

Wasn't that the gammon male? Or am I being too hammy?

Stop being a boar

Are you telling me to get on my trotters and keep my snout out?

You always have to go the whole hog don't you?!

It wouldn't be the first time I've been described as a bit of a pig

Now you're just wallowing in it!

Do you think people are getting pig sick of us yet?

I've not spotted any big bad wolves coming to blow our house down...yet

Some people have no hambition though, lacking in sty-le

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why don't you two just give each other a good porking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think they are rarely are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently more alpha females then males.

And you know what they say about the female of the species...

And in the words of Beyoncé- we really do run the world....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think they are rarely are. "

Precisely!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"There isn't onesome think they are "

Legends in their own little minds.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Me and my massive cock

My tits are bigger than your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and my massive cock

My tits are bigger than your cock

That's not a good thing.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Me and my massive cock

My tits are bigger than your cock

That's not a good thing.

What do you mean it’s not

Oh errm oh yes but........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forums "

It's okay, I'm here now. I took my time, because I'm just so fucking alpha.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Forums

It's okay, I'm here now. I took my time, because I'm just so fucking alpha."

And his mum wouldn't let him out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forums

It's okay, I'm here now. I took my time, because I'm just so fucking alpha.

And his mum wouldn't let him out."

Shurrup.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

just sayin' .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So come on then. Who actually decides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote for Rubi and her massive cock.

I thought that we agreed that you were the alpha? "

Nobody agreed to that! That was just you

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So come on then. Who actually decides?"

We all get in a big circle and bash the fuck out of each other.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bagsy a meat cleaver...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So come on then. Who actually decides?

We all get in a big circle and bash the fuck out of each other. "
won't most self perceived Alpha males struggle with the concept of what a circle is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just gonna stand in the middle as you all fight around me and laugh like an evil warlord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There isn't onesome think they are

Legends in their own little minds."

Haha I remember last year there were a few of them "teaming" up and one by one all left/disappeared. Is someone knocking of the "Alpha" males

I wouldn't be surprised if new ones have popped up to replace them and shuffling for some sort of forum hierarchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am sure there is such a thing but clearly not on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still raging

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"So come on then. Who actually decides?

We all get in a big circle and bash the fuck out of each other. won't most self perceived Alpha males struggle with the concept of what a circle is?"

Yes but it's funny watching them trying to find the start of it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm just gonna stand in the middle as you all fight around me and laugh like an evil warlord. "

With hands on hips. Don't forget the hands on hips......

beard would help ...

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By *234 hot saira OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

So who is it

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd say genuine alphas observe from the shadows, undetected, waiting to pounce. They don't strut around declaring it.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Alpha of fucking what ?

Alpha of fuck king what ?

Sitting in his pants ? Looking at nudies and rubbing his thighs?

Pressing the keyboard ?

Alpha of fucking what ?"

That made me laugh!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Me and my massive cock

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