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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inane forum posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inane forum posts

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Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inane forum posts

Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google"

Well if you don't like it, go to the politics section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inane forum posts

Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google

Well if you don't like it, go to the politics section"

They sent me here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi!

TBF I don't understand myself so I am with you on that one !

It reminds me I have to buy some pencils this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi!

TBF I don't understand myself so I am with you on that one !

It reminds me I have to buy some pencils this evening "

No words

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

we had a veri saying I can suck a golf ball through a tube. Ref my BJ I think. I was a little offended. I have honed and fine tuned my BJ. I'm a little more skilled than just sucking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we had a veri saying I can suck a golf ball through a tube. Ref my BJ I think. I was a little offended. I have honed and fine tuned my BJ. I'm a little more skilled than just sucking!"
a full metal jacket reference haha "she can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard."

I get this from men’s profiles too

Exceptional is definitely different to some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi!

TBF I don't understand myself so I am with you on that one !

It reminds me I have to buy some pencils this evening

No words "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.

I get this from men’s profiles too

Exceptional is definitely different to some "

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.

I get this from men’s profiles too

Exceptional is definitely different to some

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman."

Were not fussy enough

Any holes a goal! Am I right? High five!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The .com bit at the end of fabswingers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inane forum posts

Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google

Well if you don't like it, go to the politics section

They sent me here "

I voted for Flexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.

I get this from men’s profiles too

Exceptional is definitely different to some

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman."

They’re out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.

I get this from men’s profiles too

Exceptional is definitely different to some

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman.

Were not fussy enough

Any holes a goal! Am I right? High five!"

Totally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"

4. Text talk

P

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

The verifications that urge you to treat this person with respect. You see I obviously wasn't going too but now I've read that I'll change my mind...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Inane forum posts

Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google"

1. A post is a long piece of wood used to make a fence with.

2. A post is what i'm doing now that you can take offence with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When statues say that they want to destroy a pussy tonight..... That doesn't sound very nice to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When statues say that they want to destroy a pussy tonight..... That doesn't sound very nice to me "

What about in a message? Would that be ok?

I need to know before I send you something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inane forum posts

Fuck sake, wish people would stop using words I have to google

1. A post is a long piece of wood used to make a fence with.

2. A post is what i'm doing now that you can take offence with."

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

Those that state they only want to meet professionals...

What does that mean... they dont want to meet people who are jobless? Or is it just sex industry people only?

Or maybe just Bodie anf Doyle?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

The words destroy and ruin..... would you not rather do something pleasurable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The verifications that urge you to treat this person with respect. You see I obviously wasn't going too but now I've read that I'll change my mind...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why some people can't critique their own photos. Like seriously, how can you not see the dirty toilet and the pile of laundry in the background as you attempt to squeeze the life out of your penis!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand why some people can't critique their own photos. Like seriously, how can you not see the dirty toilet and the pile of laundry in the background as you attempt to squeeze the life out of your penis!?! "

This. Blokes asking for profile advice, surely it only takes a little bit of thought and effort. I don’t get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"

I like to make the noise the vacuum makes, when something random gets stuck in the hose, whilst blowing my mouth out like a puffa fish to give that full Dyson experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who say ‘exceptional men only’, so you look at who they’ve fucked and you have to Google if the word exceptional has a different meaning now and means bog standard.

I get this from men’s profiles too

Exceptional is definitely different to some

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man ask for an exceptional woman."

Oh I have. They are the ones I usually message. It’s rare but it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prevalence of the cock pics considering they aren't the favourite type of photo of women on here. I can only assume that the straight men posting them do it for their own amusement rather than to attract anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The prevalence of the cock pics considering they aren't the favourite type of photo of women on here. I can only assume that the straight men posting them do it for their own amusement rather than to attract anyone. "

*deletes cock pics

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

Bathroom selfies with the toilet seat up. Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bathroom selfies with the toilet seat up. Sexy "

Makes me think of hoops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who complain about getting messages from various groups of people. So men getting messages from men, or people outside of the age range they want to meet, or from brand new users.

Use your message filters, you muppets, it's why they're there.

I think they just like to whinge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who complain about getting messages from various groups of people. So men getting messages from men, or people outside of the age range they want to meet, or from brand new users.

Use your message filters, you muppets, it's why they're there.

I think they just like to whinge.

"

That one always cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation? "

I'ts short for A420

It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"

My Dyson has lost its suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation?

I'ts short for A420

It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging"

Saw it on a Welsh girls profile, said she was in to the 420, it's a road

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1.

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?

My Dyson has lost its suck "

Or did you put it to shame?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation?

I'ts short for A420

It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging

Saw it on a Welsh girls profile, said she was in to the 420, it's a road "

Boom, there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse/cock/pussy/tits/body to die for.

Really? You'd actually die for one of those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation? "

Think of a plant that can be smoked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?"

Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?

Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick "

is that real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"420?? No idea what this is, a group sex formation?

I'ts short for A420

It's a stretch of road between Bristol and Oxford that is renown for professional dogging"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only verified meets how can you get verified if nobody meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?

Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick

is that real? "

I can only imagine what a monkey would do when applying lipstick so I'll go with yes

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I don't understand why some people can't critique their own photos. Like seriously, how can you not see the dirty toilet and the pile of laundry in the background as you attempt to squeeze the life out of your penis!?! "

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?

Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick

is that real?

I can only imagine what a monkey would do when applying lipstick so I'll go with yes "

I’d have thought a monkey would bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. When a bio says "No Bi-guys", why not? you're fucking other men, what difference does it make if they do?

2. "Sucks like a Dyson" do Dyson's really suck that well? Do women who suck like a Dyson make the vacuum noise as well?

3. FabulousandBearded

Anything on Fab you can't see the logic behind?

Sucks D like a monkey with lipstick

is that real?

I can only imagine what a monkey would do when applying lipstick so I'll go with yes

I’d have thought a monkey would bite "

A cartoon monkey would draw on its face

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