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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But God isn't a person? How would he eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because he made the chilli in the first place ...the devil could maybe burn the good lord a new arsehole though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But God isn't a person? How would he eat? "

Yes, God created the universe and everything inside it, but can't eat a burrito

How silly of me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Omnipotence is indeed a conundrum.

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?

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He??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?

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He??"

Yes, he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God couldn't eat it, but Chuck Norris could.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God couldn't eat it, but Chuck Norris could. "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rock could eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it still contain traces of spittle and semen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread.... "

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream"

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"God couldn't eat it, but Chuck Norris could.

Good call

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didnt chuck noris make god and give him instructions on making the world as we know it because chuck noris was too busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God couldn't eat it, but Chuck Norris could.

Good call

didnt chuck noris make god and give him instructions on making the world as we know it because chuck noris was too busy"

Close, on the 3rd day, God said "let there be light"

and Chuck Norris said "say please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills"

And we're back to being smutty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it still contain traces of spittle and semen?

Of course, otherwise it wouldn't be a burrito.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?

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This is one of those philosophical thought experiments which is meant to disprove God's omnipotence. I've only heard it in respect to rocks though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty.... "

Only because you read it that way you racist!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know the thread is called "Serious Answers only"

But did anyone actually think this was a serious topic of discussion?

Or was it just the morons who messsaged me? Everytime I make a thread like this I get people messaging me who have not only missed the joke, but seem to have actively avoided it altogether

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!"

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the thread is called "Serious Answers only"

But did anyone actually think this was a serious topic of discussion?

Or was it just the morons who messsaged me? Everytime I make a thread like this I get people messaging me who have not only missed the joke, but seem to have actively avoided it altogether"

Ah the joys of the reporting lurkers

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?

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How could something that doesn't exist make a Burrito to begin with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could God, make a Burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?

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How could something that doesn't exist make a Burrito to begin with?

That's what you believe. But you also believe Sydney University is taking your photos

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned! "

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina"

You've got a big P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

Hey, I'm right here people!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina"

Now i know why you have been friend zoned.....too eager to move on to yer next victim...no, not victim.....lucky lady i meant.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

Hey, I'm right here people!

Sorry Nell....my bad.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The Simpsons considered this first.... in their version they considered whether Jesus could microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it.....

Now ..... Jesus died on a cross... then he got up and floated to the sky ...... but he NEVER EVER saw a microwave....

God is Jesus' Dad and Dads can do pretty most anything when they love their kids so ......... If God loved Jesus and Jesus wanted a hot Burrito then God could make him one and if Jesus could eat it then God could eat it cos Dads are better.

And if God made one that he couldn't eat because it was so hot ...... the two of them could bottle it and sell it as jalapeno sauce and laugh their cocks off at stupid people pretending it's edible.

Anyway ..... Gods eat Ambrosia. So he sticks to rice pudding and custard. Don't know if he heats it before he eats it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

In the bible the women do the dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the bible the women do the dishes"

That's why my hands are soft !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope he doesn't exist

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The Simpsons considered this first.... in their version they considered whether Jesus could microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it.....

Now ..... Jesus died on a cross... then he got up and floated to the sky ...... but he NEVER EVER saw a microwave....

And if God made one that he couldn't eat because it was so hot ...... the two of them could bottle it and sell it as jalapeno sauce and laugh their cocks off at stupid people pretending it's edible.

Anyway ..... Gods eat Ambrosia. So he sticks to rice pudding and custard. Don't know if he heats it before he eats it.

Alas, this goes back before the time of Thomas Aquinas. It's nothing new.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

Hey, I'm right here people!

Sorry mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dude, I killed your thread....

Its ok, I'll let you off because of all the times I've offered you Ice Cream

Yeah, you can be a right twat....

Well....bit harsh

Too much?

No, I deserved it

Shall we go bowling and forget about it?

Sure, been looking forward to seeing your ball handling skills

And we're back to being smutty....

Only because you read it that way you racist!

Wouldn't a room be more fun and less public? Or is that yer thing?

Highly unlikely

I've been friendzoned!

God no,(in keeping with the op subject) not THAT zone....i feel for ya.

I'm in Scotland next week if you want to give me hug, around my Penis, with your vagina

Now i know why you have been friend zoned.....too eager to move on to yer next victim...no, not victim.....lucky lady i meant.

No, no, victim sounds about right

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

Probably.

But why would he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably.

But why would he?"

Its gods plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably.

But why would he?"

He moves in mysterious ways.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

of course if they were in human form where they had to eat then they could burn their mouth or die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, he's a frosty box, that's why no matter how hot he made it, it would still be a brrrr-ito to him.

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

By "God", do you mean Eric Clapton?

(and as someone who works in IT, I always find myself typing Claptop instead of Claptop. There - I've done it again)

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

"Nope he doesn't exist

Smart guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope he doesn't exist

Smart guy.

I don't think people with a profile disclaimers are allowed to judge peoples intelligence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope he doesn't exist

Smart guy.

I don't think people with a profile disclaimers are allowed to judge peoples intelligence "

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