FabSwingers.com forum: When it wont go in

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What to do

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Take a run up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try harder

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By *riage12Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Move the goal posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut a bit off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push harder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where there’s a will there’s a way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thumb it in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a bigger hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some lube in the mix and dig deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of jokey chat up line..

Whats the difference between jam and jelly?

I can jelly my cock up your arse..lol

Too crude or just plain shit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a shoe horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thumb it in.."

I thought it was just my husband and his friends who said this!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Patience and relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie a lolly stick to it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Switch it off and on again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where there’s a willy there’s a way!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't answer, my word is banned.

That's the first time I've found a banned word on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thumb it in..

I thought it was just my husband and his friends who said this!"

Nope. Us London folk do as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relax don't be so uptight, but is actually a good thing;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tie a lolly stick to it"

Please elaborate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the head hasn't been stripped...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wrong hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Act tough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accept your not compatible

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Spit on fingers, feed the pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wd40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wd40 666"

Always wondered what Hell's postcode is. I'm putting you on my Christmas card list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Act tough!

I am tough. It still won't go in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop and don’t force it

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Find some thing or someone smaller as a warm up act, once there's been a bit of stretching, go back to the original task of fitting a quart into a pint pot.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 29/05/19 11:50:29]

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Take her knickers off!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cut it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Push it....push it good

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Wait until your sober

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Use a screwdriver

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

G-G-Giggle it a bit

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

more lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing from a chandelier

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Shoe horn it in?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

You wake up from your dream lol.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Use a power tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a little wiggle

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Bungee jump?

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Stamp on it

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Keep trying. It'll go in, eventually. Somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your butler to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In out! In out! Shake it all about and you do the hokey y! Because thats what it's all about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really? ....can't say the other word for coca cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck a doodle doo!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Stamp on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use a screwdriver

I've tried that. Still won't work

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a smaller one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a smaller one

I think it bigger I need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/05/19 21:12:08]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finally got it in. It's amazing what the right guy with the right tools can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bloody hell was not expecting that! Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh bloody hell was not expecting that! Hilarious

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Turn it upside down and try again ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Switch it off and on again

Hahahahahaha made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn it upside down and try again ,

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 week later. Still won’t go in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1 week later. Still won’t go in?

No it eventually went it. I found the right tool for the job

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm glad about this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm glad about this"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub it and hopefully a genie pops out

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Get strapped into the horse loading aid you have stored under the bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rub it and hopefully a genie pops out

Now that could be fun

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