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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good day to you all. I am Rubi.

I seek a selection of men, women and TVs.

I will book us a log cabin in the wilderness.

I'm not rich but I will scrape together the money somehow.

We will flirt in a filthy manner and the wild animals will watch in awe.

You will come in all shapes and sizes.

We will all get down and dirty in whatever way you like.

I look forward to hearing from you.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening Rubi. How are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we’re in a log cabin I’ll bring my chopper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Rubi. How are you

I'm wonderful how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please

You're more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If we’re in a log cabin I’ll bring my chopper

I think the guys may be protective of their wood

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Thou sound glorious Rubi.

Yes. I'm there with all my shape and size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then you'll make suit from our skin?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou sound glorious Rubi.

Yes. I'm there with all my shape and size.

You are a wonderful addition to our gathering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be my mommy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And then you'll make suit from our skin? "

Damn! Rumbled!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Rubi. How are you

I'm wonderful how are you? "

I'm good sweetie. I love the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you be my mommy?"

I'll be your mummy.

Wrap me in bandages and put me in a tomb.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Good day to you all. I am Rubi.

I seek a selection of men, women and TVs.

I will book us a log cabin in the wilderness.

I'm not rich but I will scrape together the money somehow.

We will flirt in a filthy manner and the wild animals will watch in awe.

You will come in all shapes and sizes.

We will all get down and dirty in whatever way you like.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Only if you base the selection on an actual selection box and there is a giant one that we all have to fit into on arrival or get thrown out... Bagsey white chocolate Cadbury's finger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will come but only if you tell the wild animals that I am your nephew, or possibly butler, or both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good day to you all. I am Rubi.

I seek a selection of men, women and TVs.

I will book us a log cabin in the wilderness.

I'm not rich but I will scrape together the money somehow.

We will flirt in a filthy manner and the wild animals will watch in awe.

You will come in all shapes and sizes.

We will all get down and dirty in whatever way you like.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Only if you base the selection on an actual selection box and there is a giant one that we all have to fit into on arrival or get thrown out... Bagsey white chocolate Cadbury's finger.... "

No one gets thrown out! We just eat them first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will come but only if you tell the wild animals that I am your nephew, or possibly butler, or both. "

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Good day to you all. I am Rubi.

I seek a selection of men, women and TVs.

I will book us a log cabin in the wilderness.

I'm not rich but I will scrape together the money somehow.

We will flirt in a filthy manner and the wild animals will watch in awe.

You will come in all shapes and sizes.

We will all get down and dirty in whatever way you like.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Only if you base the selection on an actual selection box and there is a giant one that we all have to fit into on arrival or get thrown out... Bagsey white chocolate Cadbury's finger....

No one gets thrown out! We just eat them first

Aww now I wanna get eaten (insert random skinny dude in here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be my mommy?

I'll be your mummy.

Wrap me in bandages and put me in a tomb. "

Ok mummy

Bitty first though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then you'll make suit from our skin?

Damn! Rumbled!

I've got my eye on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good day to you all. I am Rubi.

I seek a selection of men, women and TVs.

I will book us a log cabin in the wilderness.

I'm not rich but I will scrape together the money somehow.

We will flirt in a filthy manner and the wild animals will watch in awe.

You will come in all shapes and sizes.

We will all get down and dirty in whatever way you like.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Only if you base the selection on an actual selection box and there is a giant one that we all have to fit into on arrival or get thrown out... Bagsey white chocolate Cadbury's finger....

No one gets thrown out! We just eat them first

Aww now I wanna get eaten (insert random skinny dude in here) "

We'll get to you eventually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i come?

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of course

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I want to make those wild animals eyes pop out of their head when they see what we're all getting up to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you be my mommy?

I'll be your mummy.

Wrap me in bandages and put me in a tomb.

Ok mummy

Bitty first though "

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

I got kicked out of Brownies

, but I know how to make fire and make good grub

Can I join you in your natural habit and fornicate with the ladies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And then you'll make suit from our skin?

Damn! Rumbled!

I've got my eye on you "

I'd rather it was your lips

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

We'll get to you eventually

I'm more of an amuse bouche, than a dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to make those wild animals eyes pop out of their head when they see what we're all getting up to."

We will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Rubi this sounds like an amazing plan maybe get those who you join to chip in with the cost xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got kicked out of Brownies

, but I know how to make fire and make good grub

Can I join you in your natural habit and fornicate with the ladies?

Of course. I'm sure you'll set a few fires!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And then you'll make suit from our skin?

Damn! Rumbled!

I've got my eye on you

I'd rather it was your lips

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Rubi this sounds like an amazing plan maybe get those who you join to chip in with the cost xx"

Can you imagine trying to coordinate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Rubi, have you been in the extra strong tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to and would happily chip in if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Rubi this sounds like an amazing plan maybe get those who you join to chip in with the cost xx

Can you imagine trying to coordinate that

That's very true but you are a very clever likable lady you would have no problems xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Rubi, have you been in the extra strong tea

Just that stuff you brought round earlier. You said it was just tea!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love to and would happily chip in if needed "

Wood chips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Rubi this sounds like an amazing plan maybe get those who you join to chip in with the cost xx

Can you imagine trying to coordinate that

That's very true but you are a very clever likable lady you would have no problems xx"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Rubi, have you been in the extra strong tea

Just that stuff you brought round earlier. You said it was just tea!! "

Extra strong PG tips that was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Rubi, have you been in the extra strong tea

Just that stuff you brought round earlier. You said it was just tea!!

Extra strong PG tips that was

Arr yo shuwre

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

This sounds like an excellent plan, and only slightly like a deviant cult.

However I’m often called a deviant cult so I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said there’s something in the wood shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She said there’s something in the wood shed "

I know because I saw it,

I can't simply ignore it, darling...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This sounds like an excellent plan, and only slightly like a deviant cult.

However I’m often called a deviant cult so I’m in

All hail Rubi

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"She said there’s something in the wood shed

I know because I saw it,

I can't simply ignore it, darling... "

Thanks for the Divine Comedy earworm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She said there’s something in the wood shed

I know because I saw it,

I can't simply ignore it, darling... "

There's nothing in the woodshed

It's your imagination

End of conversation, darling'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I come.. I'll bring my coffee pots and Hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so want to be in my pants are straining

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

I'm definitely there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be marshmallows and hog roast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I come.. I'll bring my coffee pots and Hobnobs"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I so want to be in my pants are straining

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just take them off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm definitely there

I'm bringing suntan lotion for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be marshmallows and hog roast?"
if you bring them!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Will there be marshmallows and hog roast?"

Definitely spit roast.

I'm in

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have cum in all shapes and sizes!

Happy to chip in.

Somewhere secluded, with a balcony, and a view.

I can bring sheep skin rugs, fire wood, and brekky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I so want to be in my pants are straining

just take them off

What here? Now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have cum in all shapes and sizes!

Happy to chip in.

Somewhere secluded, with a balcony, and a view.

I can bring sheep skin rugs, fire wood, and brekky.

I do t think you need to bring fire wood to the woods

Just your own wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I so want to be in my pants are straining

just take them off

What here? Now?

Dare you!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I got offered the use of a hunting lodge in Scotland Highlands for nothing..all I had to do was ford two rivers and hike for five miles to get there

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By *on1Man
over a year ago

nearby

I'll bring the cable ties and shovel

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"I'm definitely there

I'm bringing suntan lotion for you! "

Il bring the baby oil for those amazing tits of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I so want to be in my pants are straining

just take them off

What here? Now?

Dare you! "

Right here on this thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got offered the use of a hunting lodge in Scotland Highlands for nothing..all I had to do was ford two rivers and hike for five miles to get there

Easy peasy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the cable ties and shovel

I've got it covered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm definitely there

I'm bringing suntan lotion for you!

Il bring the baby oil for those amazing tits of yours

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cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I so want to be in my pants are straining

just take them off

What here? Now?

Dare you!

Right here on this thread?

Do it! Do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I mention marshmallows?.....

I'm now wanting to burn the wood outside and cook some marshmallows tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I so want to be in my pants are straining

just take them off

What here? Now?

Dare you!

Right here on this thread?

Do it! Do it! "

Ta da!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring my copy of Norwegian Wood. We might need it if we are planning on staying for the winter.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

wild animals will watch in awe.

Well, I'm guessing, there will be Rabbits, Beaver, Woodcocks, Snakes, Great Tits (our honourable host!), pussy???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I mention marshmallows?.....

I'm now wanting to burn the wood outside and cook some marshmallows tomorrow

Do it! Unless the wood outside is your dad's shed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I so want to be in my pants are straining

just take them off

What here? Now?

Dare you!

Right here on this thread?

Do it! Do it!

Ta da!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be too scared there were spiders hiding in the log cabin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will bring my copy of Norwegian Wood. We might need it if we are planning on staying for the winter. "
Good thinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wild animals will watch in awe.

Well, I'm guessing, there will be Rabbits, Beaver, Woodcocks, Snakes, Great Tits (our honourable host!), pussy???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be too scared there were spiders hiding in the log cabin. "

I like spiders! I'll come running to save you each time I hear your girly shrieks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be too scared there were spiders hiding in the log cabin.

I like spiders! I'll come running to save you each time I hear your girly shrieks. "

I’m in!

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By *ood luking looserMan
over a year ago

Town

Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think Rubi is definitely onto something here.

Longheld fantasy of a mountain yoga retreat, so this fits nicely.

A dark room, the floor a writhing mass of glistening bodies, red with the glow from the raging fire, except those with paddles and floggers, who will be dishing out their own exquisite red glow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up. "

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

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By *ood luking looserMan
over a year ago

Town

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

Come on, I'll put a pinny on and serve you some pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

Err I think there’s a snake in need of charming over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

Err I think there’s a snake in need of charming over here

Just let me grab my pitchfork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

Err I think there’s a snake in need of charming over here

Just let me grab my pitchfork "

:- o

*gulps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

Err I think there’s a snake in need of charming over here

Just let me grab my pitchfork

:- o

*gulps*"

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" Come on, I'll put a pinny on and serve you some pie

Teaspray!

That probably gets me in trouble for wasting good tea!

I would love to sample your lovely fresh pie!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be Yorkshire tea? Wouldn't mind someone showing me how to bake a cake too. I could do with fattening up.

You seem to have mistaken my woodland orgy for a cafe

Err I think there’s a snake in need of charming over here

Just let me grab my pitchfork

:- o

*gulps*

The snake is going into hiding before it gets pitchforked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to come but sadly live miles away.

Bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do like a log cabin escape. I'll bring a good malt to have by the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good day to you all. I am Rubi.

I seek a selection of men, women and TVs.

I will book us a log cabin in the wilderness.

I'm not rich but I will scrape together the money somehow.

We will flirt in a filthy manner and the wild animals will watch in awe.

You will come in all shapes and sizes.

We will all get down and dirty in whatever way you like.

I look forward to hearing from you.

I've seen that movie... most people die and the basement is full of monsters, 1/10 I would not want to come to this

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" the basement is full of monsters "

If half the stories about this place are true, the monsters will be pulling up a log beside the wild animals, and they'll be watching open mouthed in awe too!

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