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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good day to you all. I am Travis.

I am late 40s. And very fit.

I seek daddy play with a young lady.

In Newcastle.

Booking you and I into a hotel.

I very often stay in Newcastle hotels. I’m a businessman.

Then, as people see, flirt badly - filthily in fact - in the communal areas. With you.

See how turned on we get.

I want to show you off in front of other businessmen. They will explore the idea of fucking you in their own minds too if course.

I want to know how much of yourself you will give to me. For instance, I may decide on the cocks you’d take.

It depends on the role you slot into. Whatever makes you smile and horny in equal measure.

You will be slim and firm.

I may have told them that you are my stepdaughter. Or PA.

Or both?

Let’s see...

Travis J Masters x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim and firm

My ankle is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim and firm...

Would you consider a boy?

(Asking for a friend obviously)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Slim and firm...

Would you consider a boy?

(Asking for a friend obviously)"

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I officially love The Forums

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I officially love The Forums"

They brighten up an otherwise dull day sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle Under Lyme, or Upon Tyne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope ya find someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Upon Tyne...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Just reading same thread in other chat. Still shaking my head

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Is this a joke?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes. I imagine you are.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is this a joke?????

"

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slim and firm...

Would you consider a boy?

(Asking for a friend obviously)

Cheers "

Well... you might as well of asked him yourself now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke?????

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let us not list the reasons why you Suzi, should not really be a part of this conversation.

Farewell.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Slim and firm...

Would you consider a boy?

(Asking for a friend obviously)

Cheers

Well... you might as well of asked him yourself now "

I haven't blown it..... Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke?????

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries "

Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God my life is boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It need not be...

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Let us not list the reasons why you Suzi, should not really be a part of this conversation.

Farewell.

"

Whys that Travis?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is this a joke?????

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries

Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh! "

That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slim and firm

My ankle is "

Haha same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had and enjoyed some daddy role play with a woman before, wasn't as half creepy as this haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Farewell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farewell."

Ttfn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I'm too squishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Farewell."

Adios amigo ,,, you will be back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My goodness.

Thou dost appear to be rather lovely.

Travis x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke?????

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries

Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!

That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! "
you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm too squishy "

I'm too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm too squishy "

But you WILL BE SLIM AND FIRM!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is this a joke?????

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries

Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!

That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets"

You sir... Have got yourself a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/19 20:59:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I'm too squishy

But you WILL BE SLIM AND FIRM! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke?????

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries

Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!

That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets

You sir... Have got yourself a date "
you can be my step son, or PA. Your choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My goodness.

Thou dost appear to be rather lovely.

Travis x"

That does sound like something they’d sing.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Is this a joke?????

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries

Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!

That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets

You sir... Have got yourself a date you can be my step son, or PA. Your choice."

PA. I like acronyms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a joke?????

I hope not, its been an age since I've been in a travel lodge... Ere OP bagsey the miniature toiletries

Miniature toiletries in a Travelodge? You're having a laugh!

That's the problem with this country, standards have slipped, okay last one in the bathroom doesn't get the disposal slippers! you can have the cheap crappy coffee sachets

You sir... Have got yourself a date you can be my step son, or PA. Your choice.

PA. I like acronyms"
get to it ASAP. TY

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

How firm is firm? Are you going to adopt a firmness rating like the one used in the silentnight store?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And too far away my dear

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"My goodness.

Thou dost appear to be rather lovely.

Travis x"

Nell is rather lovely, isn't she?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thine headlamps are doubtless canny. I shall check them for firmness forthwith.

Travis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How firm is firm? Are you going to adopt a firmness rating like the one used in the silentnight store? "
you need to be as firm as my penis after taking 5 Viagra.

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How firm is firm? Are you going to adopt a firmness rating like the one used in the silentnight store? you need to be as firm as my penis after taking 5 Viagra. "

5 viagra? I can imagine that would be the highest level of firmness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a favourite horse called Travis. If only you could a lecturer and not a businessman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My goodness.

Thou dost appear to be rather lovely.

Travis x

Nell is rather lovely, isn't she? "

He wasn't talking about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How firm is firm? Are you going to adopt a firmness rating like the one used in the silentnight store? you need to be as firm as my penis after taking 5 Viagra.

5 viagra? I can imagine that would be the highest level of firmness! "
it would be like shagging a lump of granite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it always rain on me ?

Travis

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"My goodness.

Thou dost appear to be rather lovely.

Travis x

Nell is rather lovely, isn't she?

He wasn't talking about me "

Too right sister, back the fuck down

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Why does it always rain on me ?

Travis"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it always rain on me ?

Travis

Hahaha "

Maybe I’m just driftwood , floating underwater

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kiss my face, madam.

Travis x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I SHALL KISS HER!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Autumn I lecture also...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She is, dirty lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes. You are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to. "

I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To you, cheeky soldier x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.

I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She is, dirty lady."

I’ll put my hand up. This was for me

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"To you, cheeky soldier x"

I think this one's mine

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My goodness.

Thou dost appear to be rather lovely.

Travis x"

You need to reply and quote so that we know where the dismissals and compliments go.

Headmistress Lickety.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is, captain mucky.


"To you, cheeky soldier x

I think this one's mine "

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Kiss my face, madam.

Travis x"

I'll take this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To you, cheeky soldier x

I think this one's mine "

Pffft

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"It is, captain mucky.

To you, cheeky soldier x

I think this one's mine "

Captain mucky? This guys growing on me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.

I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game "

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To you, cheeky soldier x

I think this one's mine "

I'll give you a fiver if you change your username to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.

I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game

Sorry. "

It's OK, he's not got to you yet

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"To you, cheeky soldier x

I think this one's mine

I'll give you a fiver if you change your username to that "

I'll give you a tenner if you change yours to captain mucky.

And untold riches to any couple that changes theirs to slim and firm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.

I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game

Sorry.

It's OK, he's not got to you yet "

https://youtu.be/zzUdJ-5fscA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To you, cheeky soldier x

I think this one's mine

I'll give you a fiver if you change your username to that

I'll give you a tenner if you change yours to captain mucky.

And untold riches to any couple that changes theirs to slim and firm. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to.

I almost told him about the reply and quote button but I was enjoying playing the same game

Sorry.

It's OK, he's not got to you yet "

Internet ages suggest that I could never have him as a Daddy. If one believes such things.

Everything else suggests that those at the hotel would understand that it wouldn't be me in the PA role.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To you, cheeky soldier x

I think this one's mine

I'll give you a fiver if you change your username to that

I'll give you a tenner if you change yours to captain mucky.

And untold riches to any couple that changes theirs to slim and firm. "

I think they are cool user names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Autumn I lecture also..."

This one's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having fun trying to figure out who you're replying to. "

Haha...me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

"

Furburgers I'm changing my user name

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

Furburgers I'm changing my user name "

Bagsy knicker squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

"

I thought you were taking her to a hotel?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

Furburgers I'm changing my user name

Bagsy knicker squirrel"

It's yours. Someone can have jumper bumpers

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

This thread is too much fun

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"This thread is too much fun "

You just nominated yourself for jumper bumpers

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

ahem..... cooooo'eeeee

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Think Furburgers has that class touch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

I thought you were taking her to a hotel? "

I thought sprites were male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

I thought you were taking her to a hotel?

I thought sprites were male.

"

I’m lost is this a private joke , sorry if it is

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"This thread is too much fun

You just nominated yourself for jumper bumpers "

Been called worse

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"ahem..... cooooo'eeeee "

You are definitely slim and firm.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

I thought you were taking her to a hotel?

I thought sprites were male.

I’m lost is this a private joke , sorry if it is "

No private jokes at my end.

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

I thought you were taking her to a hotel?

I thought sprites were male.

"

I believe so, like a leprechaun

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"ahem..... cooooo'eeeee

You are definitely slim and firm.

"

Knock it off, I'm working here.....

coo'eeee NE Hotel Man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now let us get back on track, dirty furburgers.

The purpose of my visit is to unearth a young sprite. A fine filly with a neatly trimmed knicker-squirrel and a firm, matching set of jumper bumpers.

And thou shall be northern. A lady near Newcastle. With a fine apartment where we can strip and dance into the early hours.

Who shall it be?

Travis J Masters III

"

Not me...but thanks for the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I SHALL KISS HER!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is like when you walk past two people having a conversation and you’re like......

“say that again?”

And then debate by yourself if you want to keep walking or stick around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You should be taking my love life more seriously.

My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.

A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.

T.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"This thread is like when you walk past two people having a conversation and you’re like......

“say that again?”

And then debate by yourself if you want to keep walking or stick around "

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"You should be taking my love life more seriously.

My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.

A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.

T.

"

You are just the gift that keeps on giving

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"You should be taking my love life more seriously.

My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.

A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.

T.

"

Gonna have to draw the line at the Jam.... sorry sweetie... girls, it's over to you

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right "

What is a furburger?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right

What is a furburger?"

Think he was referring to lady parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right

What is a furburger?

Think he was referring to lady parts "

Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right

What is a furburger?

Think he was referring to lady parts

Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped "

Behave

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

[Removed by poster at 28/05/19 23:18:00]

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"You should be taking my love life more seriously.

My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.

A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.

T.

"

Make it marmite and you've got a deal.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"You should be taking my love life more seriously.

My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.

A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.

T.

Make it marmite and you've got a deal. "

I don't want to kink shame, but that's just perverse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right

What is a furburger?

Think he was referring to lady parts

Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped

Behave "

It wasn’t a term I was familiar with

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You should be taking my love life more seriously.

My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.

A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.

T.

Make it marmite and you've got a deal.

I don't want to kink shame, but that's just perverse. "

Mmmm, Marmite and Bill Nighy.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right

What is a furburger?

Think he was referring to lady parts

Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped

Behave

It wasn’t a term I was familiar with "

Never heard it myself but its my new user name now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be my daddy on 2 conditions

1. back dated child support payments for my mother. 16 years worth

2. I ain't touching no dick

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

This thread has made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jam on Furburgers doesn't sound right

What is a furburger?

Think he was referring to lady parts

Glad you clarified that to be fair, it had me stumped "

Still lost,,

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I guess I’m out sadly, my arse is too wobbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a slim and firm ironing board, that any good to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C’mon OP, are you balls deep yet?

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Its so wrong ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C’mon OP, are you balls deep yet?"

He's not been online for a couple of hours. He probably found a filly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C’mon OP, are you balls deep yet?

He's not been online for a couple of hours. He probably found a filly."

What are the odds on that Jim?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Omg this is one of those threads you want to be able to stick in a place to come back too when you are feeling down..

Furburgers had me howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"C’mon OP, are you balls deep yet?

He's not been online for a couple of hours. He probably found a filly.

What are the odds on that Jim?"

What are the odds the OP is Bob Mortimer?

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

It's brightened up a night shift .comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I must decide which of you delightful daisies has won the bottery/slottery lottery.

This gentleman’s more than adequate adequate love-sausage will make one delightful acquisition for one lucky lady.

Or should more than one of you win then I shall develop a sticker system akin to the cheese counter at Morrison’s.

Now hear me!

I should like to meet a firm, ripe young miss within the next couple of weeks. I shall book us a hotel and we can report back here on the subject of our bare-arsed boxing.

COME VERILY! COME QUICKLY!

As I would like to warm my hands on your under-otter in the hotel lobby as we sip good red wine.

Message me. And I shall love thee for a night.

(Or two).

Travis J Masters III

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Is this a series of haikus ?

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"C’mon OP, are you balls deep yet?

He's not been online for a couple of hours. He probably found a filly.

What are the odds on that Jim?

What are the odds the OP is Bob Mortimer?"

I like Bob Mortimer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kiss me. For I am ready...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Under otter' I'm howling

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm formerly known as Furburgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they allow the release of under-otters in hotel lobbies?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

This one's up there with "The Shed" from a couple of years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op please don't be thestranger and post more often

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Slim and firm

My ankle is "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I officially love The Forums"

Me too..they make me chuckle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I do like a good spoof. Hope one appears soon.

I spent the time wondering which regular or ex it is......... Hmmmmmmmmm

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Anyone else reading T’s replies in a Brian Blessed voice Verily so

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By *rotica xCouple
over a year ago

Chepstow/Portugal

Wow well done OP this thread could have gone the complete wrong way! You’ve turned it very positive xx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I do like a good spoof. Hope one appears soon.

I spent the time wondering which regular or ex it is......... Hmmmmmmmmm "

This..

Methinks the analogies may possibly dry up like an otter chasing a squirrel up a tree but with humour no doubt..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travis, are you Alan Partridge on Viagra?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Love it. Started my day howling at this x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Do they allow the release of under-otters in hotel lobbies? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travis, are you Alan Partridge on Viagra? "

Ha ha ha....snorted and a wee bogie flew out my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Travis, are you Alan Partridge on Viagra?

Ha ha ha....snorted and a wee bogie flew out my nose "

And I just wet myself giggling xx

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By *ingofthenorth69Man
over a year ago

sussex


"You should be taking my love life more seriously.

My quest for a nearly trimmed lady-almond is important.

A young, firm-tinned chickadee with a love of crispy duck and watching episodes of Cheers whilst naked and covered in jam.

T.

You are just the gift that keeps on giving "

And you shall now now be Lady Almond of Squiral Knickers lol, been chucking to my self reading this lol.

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By *ingofthenorth69Man
over a year ago

sussex


"Omg this is one of those threads you want to be able to stick in a place to come back too when you are feeling down..

Furburgers had me howling "

My fav so far is “ has to be nearly trimmed and almond lady” lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have just laughed so loud on the bus that I'm getting funny looks... love this thread..nice one OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Let us not list the reasons why you Suzi, should not really be a part of this conversation.

Farewell.

"

Well that’s not polite is it... everyone welcome to respond

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