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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I went to give blood earlier, my first time.

Don't they ask a lot of awkward questions though?

Theyre all "who's blood is this" and "where did you get this blood?"

Really put me off.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake. How ungrateful

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Because ma bone marrow is making too many red blood cells I have to have a venesection occasionally, they basically drain a pint of blood off you, but I call it a vampire session

The blood can't be used, and just gets incinerated

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to give blood earlier, my first time.

Don't they ask a lot of awkward questions though?

Theyre all "who's blood is this" and "where did you get this blood?"

Really put me off..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa "

Must take ages to make a pint.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa

Must take ages to make a pint. "
it does me but I’m sure the blokes on here who label themselves as heavy cummers won’t have a problem

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa

Must take ages to make a pint. "

All done in two shakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa

Must take ages to make a pint. it does me but I’m sure the blokes on here who label themselves as heavy cummers won’t have a problem "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our local chippy does a banging blood donner, lashings of beautifully greasy lamb stuff with black pudding in a lightly toasted pitta

Tastes best with generous helping of mint mayo

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can't give blood any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't give blood any more "
I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!"

Well done you!

I'm not allowed, for health reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!"

You must be flat as a pancake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa "

I don't think you're meant to take the porn home

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!"

No apology required.

Now say something funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!

You must be flat as a pancake! "
Lol Steel, nah I keep re-inflating myself with McDonald's! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!

No apology required.

Now say something funny.

"
On my last donation, the nurse said "little prick", I said "have you been peeping?"

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

We haven’t been since before Christmas, must phone up and book us in!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!

No apology required.

Now say something funny.

On my last donation, the nurse said "little prick", I said "have you been peeping?" "

Baddum tshhhhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't give blood any more I'm still giving it. Been given my 25 pint badge, and can carry giving til I'm 70

Sorry if that was a bit serious for a joke thread!!

Well done you!

I'm not allowed, for health reasons."
Thanks Lisa xx

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Today is World Blood Cancer Day. Your blood will be really appreciated by whoever receives it.

T can’t give blood as he is in remission for a blood cancer.

I give as often as I can but am hit & miss

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today is World Blood Cancer Day. Your blood will be really appreciated by whoever receives it.

T can’t give blood as he is in remission for a blood cancer.

I give as often as I can but am hit & miss

J x"
Awwww much love. I wish him well. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa "
do you get a biscuit too?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's what all the mugs and things with pins are for!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Sperm bank is much easier even get a free wank mag and a cuppa

I don't think you're meant to take the porn home "
no wonder I’m barred

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By *arrapsMan
over a year ago

port talbot

I've given approx 60 pints and got the gold badge, but stopped giving because I started working away from home

Now I'm retired it's time to start up again

My brother has given over 80 pints..

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