FabSwingers.com forum: The 'Tache

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Down here in Hipsterville I have noticed a change.

The Hipster Beard has made way for the '70s/'80s Porn/Magnum PI 'tache.

The older beardies are still sporting the beard but the young trendies have have the 'tache.

Is this just a London thing or is the 'tache everywhere now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My minge has one. Like the monopoly man

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

It’s not a Liverpool thing.....not yet anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will reach the North soon enough, by time it gets up here it will have died out darn sarf

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My minge has one. Like the monopoly man

Mine is a beard with a quiff. Quim quiff.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It’s not a Liverpool thing.....not yet anyway

Pop into a trendy bar, just to check.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It will reach the North soon enough, by time it gets up here it will have died out darn sarf"

Have you got the bare male ankles on show?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"It’s not a Liverpool thing.....not yet anyway

Pop into a trendy bar, just to check.

I wouldn’t get into a trendy bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My minge has one. Like the monopoly man

Mine is a beard with a quiff. Quim quiff. "

I had a comb over a few weeks ago, all that was missing was a Hamlet cigar

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It’s not a Liverpool thing.....not yet anyway

Pop into a trendy bar, just to check.

I wouldn’t get into a trendy bar

? Just walk through the door.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Maybe the old hipster's beards went grey, so they shaved off all the silver and left the tache? Mine was the last bit to go.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I could lose the beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could lose the beard

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noooo

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe the old hipster's beards went grey, so they shaved off all the silver and left the tache? Mine was the last bit to go. "

Maybe some of the them but these are fresh-faced, toned, firm-bodied men.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Maybe the old hipster's beards went grey, so they shaved off all the silver and left the tache? Mine was the last bit to go.

Maybe some of the them but these are fresh-faced, toned, firm-bodied men.

Good luck to them i say, it's alot of work to keep clean and styled nicely.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Maybe the old hipster's beards went grey, so they shaved off all the silver and left the tache? Mine was the last bit to go.

Maybe some of the them but these are fresh-faced, toned, firm-bodied men.

Good luck to them i say, it's alot of work to keep clean and styled nicely. "

Have I had your porn 'tache yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hoping the ear hair combover will become all the rage. Takes bloody hours plucking the fuckers

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I’m hoping the ear hair combover will become all the rage. Takes bloody hours plucking the fuckers"

Go to a Turkish barbers - they burn it off.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I could lose the beard

noooo"
oh ok then..beard staying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m hoping the ear hair combover will become all the rage. Takes bloody hours plucking the fuckers

Go to a Turkish barbers - they burn it off.

Forest Fire!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’ve seen that...I won’t be getting rid of my beard. It’s not a hipster thing, just a choice

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah I’ve seen that...I won’t be getting rid of my beard. It’s not a hipster thing, just a choice

Phew! Someone else has seen it.

We'd need to see the beard to decide if it's a hipster thing. The hipsters would say it's just a choice too.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Yeah I’ve seen that...I won’t be getting rid of my beard. It’s not a hipster thing, just a choice

Phew! Someone else has seen it.

We'd need to see the beard to decide if it's a hipster thing. The hipsters would say it's just a choice too.

Trouble is, now that those hipsters have proved how individual they are by having the same beard and tattoos, i guess there's not many other things they can do to prove how individualy free thinking, authentic, artisanal and organic they are. Hence the tache...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I’ve seen that...I won’t be getting rid of my beard. It’s not a hipster thing, just a choice

Phew! Someone else has seen it.

We'd need to see the beard to decide if it's a hipster thing. The hipsters would say it's just a choice too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a beard and tache

What I don’t like is what I refer to as ‘chav tache’

I can’t describe it on here but if I see one - I’ll upload it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yeah I’ve seen that...I won’t be getting rid of my beard. It’s not a hipster thing, just a choice

Phew! Someone else has seen it.

We'd need to see the beard to decide if it's a hipster thing. The hipsters would say it's just a choice too.

I think these might be hipster 2.1. Maybe the 'tache is only in beta phase.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like a beard and tache

What I don’t like is what I refer to as ‘chav tache’

I can’t describe it on here but if I see one - I’ll upload it "

Who has one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a beard and tache

What I don’t like is what I refer to as ‘chav tache’

I can’t describe it on here but if I see one - I’ll upload it

Who has one?

I’ll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much prefer Taschen to a tache or tash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down here in Hipsterville I have noticed a change.

The Hipster Beard has made way for the '70s/'80s Porn/Magnum PI 'tache.

The older beardies are still sporting the beard but the young trendies have have the 'tache.

Is this just a London thing or is the 'tache everywhere now?

A lot of people rock the ‘tache in Devon now, most of them women."

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Down here in Hipsterville I have noticed a change.

The Hipster Beard has made way for the '70s/'80s Porn/Magnum PI 'tache.

The older beardies are still sporting the beard but the young trendies have have the 'tache.

Is this just a London thing or is the 'tache everywhere now?

A lot of people rock the ‘tache in Devon now, most of them women."

*Nips off to look at cousin's wedding photos again*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My minge has one. Like the monopoly man

Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down here in Hipsterville I have noticed a change.

The Hipster Beard has made way for the '70s/'80s Porn/Magnum PI 'tache.

The older beardies are still sporting the beard but the young trendies have have the 'tache.

Is this just a London thing or is the 'tache everywhere now?

A lot of people rock the ‘tache in Devon now, most of them women."

Hirsutism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My minge has one. Like the monopoly man

Once you pop you can't stop?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My minge has one. Like the monopoly man

Once you pop you can't stop?

Isn't that Pringles?

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Much prefer Taschen to a tache or tash."

I'd love a Taschen book of teaches!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It better not be everywhere. I don’t like moustaches, no matter how trendy they are.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Down here in Hipsterville I have noticed a change.

The Hipster Beard has made way for the '70s/'80s Porn/Magnum PI 'tache.

The older beardies are still sporting the beard but the young trendies have have the 'tache.

Is this just a London thing or is the 'tache everywhere now?

Are they all sporting a man bun too, or is that considered passe' now?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"It will reach the North soon enough, by time it gets up here it will have died out darn sarf

Have you got the bare male ankles on show?

So following the Magnum 'tache and Miami Vice no socks what's going to be the Hill St Blues fashion arc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My minge has one. Like the monopoly man

Once you pop you can't stop?

Isn't that Pringles? "

Don't they have the same kind of curly moustache?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much prefer Taschen to a tache or tash.

I'd love a Taschen book of teaches! "

There probably is one, have you searched? Men of the 70s haha

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Much prefer Taschen to a tache or tash.

I'd love a Taschen book of teaches!

There probably is one, have you searched? Men of the 70s haha"

500 pictures of Ron Jeremy!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Down here in Hipsterville I have noticed a change.

The Hipster Beard has made way for the '70s/'80s Porn/Magnum PI 'tache.

The older beardies are still sporting the beard but the young trendies have have the 'tache.

Is this just a London thing or is the 'tache everywhere now?

Are they all sporting a man bun too, or is that considered passe' now?"

Still some bunnage going on. Ferrety sometimes sports a bun.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It will reach the North soon enough, by time it gets up here it will have died out darn sarf

Have you got the bare male ankles on show?

So following the Magnum 'tache and Miami Vice no socks what's going to be the Hill St Blues fashion arc? "

I can only think blue police shirts and frizzy hair.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Much prefer Taschen to a tache or tash.

I'd love a Taschen book of teaches!

There probably is one, have you searched? Men of the 70s haha

500 pictures of Ron Jeremy! "

Pitch it to Taschen, if there isn't one.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

We have a name round these parts for a feature of the human body that has a little tuft of hair above an opening you can put things in (keys, pieces of string, dairy milk segments)...

Cunt think for the life of me what it is though.....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We have a name round these parts for a feature of the human body that has a little tuft of hair above an opening you can put things in (keys, pieces of string, dairy milk segments)...

Cunt think for the life of me what it is though..... "

I spent most summers in Devon as a child and I know folk can be a bit strange but, why are you putting pieces of string in your mouth?

I had to do a double take on name/picture to check you weren't Tame.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Down here in Hipsterville I have noticed a change.

The Hipster Beard has made way for the '70s/'80s Porn/Magnum PI 'tache.

The older beardies are still sporting the beard but the young trendies have have the 'tache.

Is this just a London thing or is the 'tache everywhere now?

Are they all sporting a man bun too, or is that considered passe' now?

Still some bunnage going on. Ferrety sometimes sports a bun.

Lolling Ferrety.....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"We have a name round these parts for a feature of the human body that has a little tuft of hair above an opening you can put things in (keys, pieces of string, dairy milk segments)...

Cunt think for the life of me what it is though.....

I spent most summers in Devon as a child and I know folk can be a bit strange but, why are you putting pieces of string in your mouth?

I had to do a double take on name/picture to check you weren't Tame.

Fucking wild me... And how else do you get a wobbly tooth out... Cit folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a london thing. I remember when i lived down there the vegan hype was all the thing... slowly the disease made it up the country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's making its way Norf too

I tried it myself - cut my beard back, but left the tache

I looked like Dad

It came straight off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's making its way Norf too

I tried it myself - cut my beard back, but left the tache

I looked like Dad

It came straight off

More Ned flanders than magnum pi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's making its way Norf too

I tried it myself - cut my beard back, but left the tache

I looked like Dad

It came straight off

More Ned flanders than magnum pi?"

Think Inspector Frost

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We have a name round these parts for a feature of the human body that has a little tuft of hair above an opening you can put things in (keys, pieces of string, dairy milk segments)...

Cunt think for the life of me what it is though.....

I spent most summers in Devon as a child and I know folk can be a bit strange but, why are you putting pieces of string in your mouth?

I had to do a double take on name/picture to check you weren't Tame.

Fucking wild me... And how else do you get a wobbly tooth out... Cit folk

I think I wiggled it with my tongue and then fingers. It's been a very long time since the wobbly tooth days but I suppose it won't be so long before they start again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually rock one for Movember

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"We have a name round these parts for a feature of the human body that has a little tuft of hair above an opening you can put things in (keys, pieces of string, dairy milk segments)...

Cunt think for the life of me what it is though.....

I spent most summers in Devon as a child and I know folk can be a bit strange but, why are you putting pieces of string in your mouth?

I had to do a double take on name/picture to check you weren't Tame.

Fucking wild me... And how else do you get a wobbly tooth out... Cit folk

I think I wiggled it with my tongue and then fingers. It's been a very long time since the wobbly tooth days but I suppose it won't be so long before they start again.

You can wobble my tooth any toime me lovely

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Must be a london thing. I remember when i lived down there the vegan hype was all the thing... slowly the disease made it up the country.

It's all jackfruit for the vegans now. They just used to be for us ethnics now everyone's eating them.

If you've got the vegans have you also got the mankles?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's making its way Norf too

I tried it myself - cut my beard back, but left the tache

I looked like Dad

It came straight off

You're the wrong demographic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's making its way Norf too

I tried it myself - cut my beard back, but left the tache

I looked like Dad

It came straight off

You're the wrong demographic.

Sadly true

Mine would only work with a jacket with leather elbows

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I usually rock one for Movember

It's a great cause. Don't forget to have a regular feel too.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We have a name round these parts for a feature of the human body that has a little tuft of hair above an opening you can put things in (keys, pieces of string, dairy milk segments)...

Cunt think for the life of me what it is though.....

I spent most summers in Devon as a child and I know folk can be a bit strange but, why are you putting pieces of string in your mouth?

I had to do a double take on name/picture to check you weren't Tame.

Fucking wild me... And how else do you get a wobbly tooth out... Cit folk

I think I wiggled it with my tongue and then fingers. It's been a very long time since the wobbly tooth days but I suppose it won't be so long before they start again.

You can wobble my tooth any toime me lovely

See, tongues and fingers better than string.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's making its way Norf too

I tried it myself - cut my beard back, but left the tache

I looked like Dad

It came straight off

You're the wrong demographic.

Sadly true

Mine would only work with a jacket with leather elbows"

They're probably back, somewhere.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"We have a name round these parts for a feature of the human body that has a little tuft of hair above an opening you can put things in (keys, pieces of string, dairy milk segments)...

Cunt think for the life of me what it is though.....

I spent most summers in Devon as a child and I know folk can be a bit strange but, why are you putting pieces of string in your mouth?

I had to do a double take on name/picture to check you weren't Tame.

Fucking wild me... And how else do you get a wobbly tooth out... Cit folk

I think I wiggled it with my tongue and then fingers. It's been a very long time since the wobbly tooth days but I suppose it won't be so long before they start again.

You can wobble my tooth any toime me lovely

See, tongues and fingers better than string.

I takes what I can get x

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