FabSwingers.com forum: Asking for a friend

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got any questions youre embarrassed to ask?

Just ask them here, for you friend of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got any questions youre embarrassed to ask?

Just ask them here, for you friend of course."

Or PM me, and I will ask them for you, anonymously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

This thread turned all kinds of wrong, very quickly

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

If you get someone to put their tongue on your fanny the flakes will just dissolve away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

This thread turned all kinds of wrong, very quickly"

I have a duty to the people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

If you get someone to put their tongue on your fanny the flakes will just dissolve away

Nope, I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

If you get someone to put their tongue on your fanny the flakes will just dissolve away

Just like skips! Winning formula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

If you get someone to put their tongue on your fanny the flakes will just dissolve away

Nope, I'm out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

If you get someone to put their tongue on your fanny the flakes will just dissolve away

Just like skips! Winning formula

I like skips as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

If you get someone to put their tongue on your fanny the flakes will just dissolve away

Just like skips! Winning formula

I like skips as well

So, we killed it before it began. That has to be a new record

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

If you get someone to put their tongue on your fanny the flakes will just dissolve away

Just like skips! Winning formula

I like skips as well

So, we killed it before it began. That has to be a new record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk"

Gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you"

It was ok for you when your penis boils were leaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you"

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

It was ok for you when your penis boils were leaking

....you mean my friends penis boils....right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong..... "
.

But...I can change!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

Definitely do the dip and taste option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong..... "

Ha! Not just your warts that got burned now Cakey

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong.....

Ha! Not just your warts that got burned now Cakey "

What was it everyone was calling him? That’s right Lion bar knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong.....

Ha! Not just your warts that got burned now Cakey "

I am what I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend, not naming him, (Tame) would like to know if it is okay to have sex with a woman who is sporting two gold front teeth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend, not naming him, (Tame) would like to know if it is okay to have sex with a woman who is sporting two gold front teeth? "

Tell you're anonymous friend (Tame) its ok as long as they aren't her only teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend, not naming him, (Tame) would like to know if it is okay to have sex with a woman who is sporting two gold front teeth?

Tell you're anonymous friend (Tame) its ok as long as they aren't her only teeth"

will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My friend, not naming him, (Tame) would like to know if it is okay to have sex with a woman who is sporting two gold front teeth?

Tell you're anonymous friend (Tame) its ok as long as they aren't her only teeth

will do "

Glad I could help

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If I stick my finger up his bum and feel poo...should I just keep wiggling it and carry on the blow job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong.....

Ha! Not just your warts that got burned now Cakey

What was it everyone was calling him? That’s right Lion bar knob

I have a hankering for skips crisps and lion bars for completely the wrong reasons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I stick my finger up his bum and feel poo...should I just keep wiggling it and carry on the blow job?"

I have no idea how to reply to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong.....

Ha! Not just your warts that got burned now Cakey

What was it everyone was calling him? That’s right Lion bar knob

I have a hankering for skips crisps and lion bars for completely the wrong reasons

They've ruined them for me forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread!

Leave, you're too posh for this kind of talk

Gladly

Hold on, I'm coming with you

But you're not posh enough! This is where you belong.....

Ha! Not just your warts that got burned now Cakey

What was it everyone was calling him? That’s right Lion bar knob

I have a hankering for skips crisps and lion bars for completely the wrong reasons

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

If anyone has a Beef Monster Munch fanny I'm interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I stick my finger up his bum and feel poo...should I just keep wiggling it and carry on the blow job?

I have no idea how to reply to that

Honestly you don't know how?

For crying out loud get in the game.

You pretend to heave on his man wang coz it's "so big" then tell him he hit your dingledangle at the back of your throat and you need to go check for bruising.

Engage operation checking for under nail nastiness.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

P"
if it smells of skips your fine but if it’s more like them scampi fries then your In bother sorry your friend is in bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone has a Beef Monster Munch fanny I'm interested."
I'd give the Flamin' Hot ones a wide berth

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"My fanny smells like skips crisps, do I try to scrape the flakes off into a packet or let people dip their fingers in and taste?

This thread turned all kinds of wrong, very quickly"

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"If I stick my finger up his bum and feel poo...should I just keep wiggling it and carry on the blow job?

I have no idea how to reply to that

Honestly you don't know how?

For crying out loud get in the game.

You pretend to heave on his man wang coz it's "so big" then tell him he hit your dingledangle at the back of your throat and you need to go check for bruising.

Engage operation checking for under nail nastiness.

Actually laughing out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I stick my finger up his bum and feel poo...should I just keep wiggling it and carry on the blow job?

I have no idea how to reply to that

Honestly you don't know how?

For crying out loud get in the game.

You pretend to heave on his man wang coz it's "so big" then tell him he hit your dingledangle at the back of your throat and you need to go check for bruising.

Engage operation checking for under nail nastiness.

Actually laughing out loud"

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

My friend would like to know if a dog one licked her ass whilst she was performing oral sex on a gentleman if that can be added to her ‘threesome’ tally in the back of her rent book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend would like to know if a dog one licked her ass whilst she was performing oral sex on a gentleman if that can be added to her ‘threesome’ tally in the back of her rent book?"

Hahah

oh wow love it. Totally legit question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend, not naming him, (Tame) would like to know if it is okay to have sex with a woman who is sporting two gold front teeth?

Tell you're anonymous friend (Tame) its ok as long as they aren't her only teeth"

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