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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you're not now using it to type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you're not now using it to type "

It's ok he sucked it clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit."

Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.

Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?"

I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.

Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?

I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it? "

Could be the new advert for the GTech AirRam....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.

Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?

I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it?

Could be the new advert for the GTech AirRam...."

, that flaming advert drives me mad but 45 minutes run time should be enough for fruit extraction

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The plus side was it felt quite pleasant and it’s discouraged me from picking my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now i have wee,d my pants with laughing at this funny thread

XHev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh _iddlesticks

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure "

It's still more action than I've had today

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

[Removed by poster at 28/05/19 16:24:32]

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure

It's still more action than I've had today "

Give it a go, it might enlighten you, but take your gardening gloves off first.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Let’s give this another trip on the merry go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let’s give this another trip on the merry go round "

Have you done it again ? X x x

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Let’s give this another trip on the merry go round

Have you done it again ? X x x "

You’d think I’d learn wouldn’t you. Good job I went for scissors, rock would make your eyes water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's an easy mistake to make. Loads of men turn up at a and e having had a similar problem with hoover nozzles and bowls of fruit.

Perhaps they were using the hoover nozzle to try to remove the fruit?

I think you're probably right. I mean, come on, we've all been there. Haven't we? It's not just me... is it? "

He didn't put it there!!!!, he slipped whilst decorating naked and fell on to the action man/rightguard/peppershaker/rollingpin/wifeshairbrush/torch/ferret/ and so on and on and on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddlesticks, I enjoy a game of Rock Paper Scissors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops he did it again

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddlesticks, I enjoy a game of Rock Paper Scissors."

I used too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure "

Many moons ago when I worked in CCTV offices. There was a chap in a block of flats, he liked to come out to call the lift and perform with his Henry hoover, he also liked to wedge the doors open, so he could lie down and fuck the lift gap...yep that little space you step over when entering the lift. He always looked like he was having a lovely time, so I guess do what makes you happy, only Henry was violated.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure

Many moons ago when I worked in CCTV offices. There was a chap in a block of flats, he liked to come out to call the lift and perform with his Henry hoover, he also liked to wedge the doors open, so he could lie down and fuck the lift gap...yep that little space you step over when entering the lift. He always looked like he was having a lovely time, so I guess do what makes you happy, only Henry was violated."

Each to their own. I’m guessing Henry consented.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure "

Well I found this claim so incredible I decided to simulate a game myself and would you credit it, it’s happened to me now too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a plug myself, though if you are looking to try make sure you opt for the 2 prong moulded type as the 3 prong pvc/plastic type has sharp edges

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure

Well I found this claim so incredible I decided to simulate a game myself and would you credit it, it’s happened to me now too!!!"

Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One minute I’m playing a solitaire version of Rock Paper Scissors, the next one half of my scissor fingers is up me bum.

Go figure

Many moons ago when I worked in CCTV offices. There was a chap in a block of flats, he liked to come out to call the lift and perform with his Henry hoover, he also liked to wedge the doors open, so he could lie down and fuck the lift gap...yep that little space you step over when entering the lift. He always looked like he was having a lovely time, so I guess do what makes you happy, only Henry was violated.

Each to their own. I’m guessing Henry consented. "

He was always smiling

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