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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

(...And cucks)

You have £10 to build a friend with benefits.

£2 -Penis length

£1 -Penis girth

£3 -Oral skills

£1 -Finger skills

£3 -Longevity (Time before cumming)

£3 -Stamina (Time before getting tired)

£2 -Speedy thrust

£2 -Powerful thrust

What do you spend it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 months of fab support and finding someone who I click with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just spend the tenner in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 months of fab support and finding someone who I click with "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten quid wouldn't even buy you a blow up FWB, unless it's second hand and goes down on you even before you've got your pants off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ten quid wouldn't even buy you a blow up FWB, unless it's second hand and goes down on you even before you've got your pants off. "

Lol....

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

I'd rather go buy some sweets tbh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm in the wrong shop, I'm going to go to the one that caters to what I'm after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I already have a couple of very good fwbs, I'll donate my tenner to a quim in need.

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

My goodness

You'll are a funny bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already have one, can i spend the money on something else please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FB has all of those in bucket loads.

As well as a sense of humour and a myriad other plus points that I value more.

So I'll spend the tenner on coffee supplies to keep him awake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

My goodness

You'll are a funny bunch"

I think maybe our priorities are different to what you think they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about add respect, honesty, intelligence and sense of humour. Then I’ll spend my tenner

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How about add respect, honesty, intelligence and sense of humour. Then I’ll spend my tenner "

Yup. Gets me, I'm comfortable with, we explore together. The wham bam stuff I'll take elsewhere.

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

My goodness

You'll are a funny bunch

I think maybe our priorities are different to what you think they are "

Lol no no

Not at all

I feel most ladies enjoy what's going on on the inside, I just thought I'd ask a hypothetical question out of curiosity but it seems like everyone has took the question a tad literally and not wanting to play along

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Why are oral skills weighted better than finger skills?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Why are oral skills weighted better than finger skills? "

There are 10 fingers and only one mouth. Supply and demand, innit?

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why are oral skills weighted better than finger skills?

There are 10 fingers and only one mouth. Supply and demand, innit? "

Hahaha

What he said

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Why are oral skills weighted better than finger skills?

There are 10 fingers and only one mouth. Supply and demand, innit?

Hahaha

What he said"

At least you're good humoured Op.

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Why are oral skills weighted better than finger skills?

There are 10 fingers and only one mouth. Supply and demand, innit?

Hahaha

What he said

At least you're good humoured Op. "

That's all this was, just for a bit of playful fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take finger skills and a powerful thrust then i'll take a credit note ,just incase i fancy mixing it up

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll take finger skills and a powerful thrust then i'll take a credit note ,just incase i fancy mixing it up "

No credit notes

You can keep the change and come back later

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Unfortunately this seems to be another misunderstanding that a woman is more interested in cock and skills than what the guy is like and how he treats her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have £4.00 worth of fingers

1 x penis length

1 x penis girth

(I can than tweak to my liking)

1 x oral skills

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Unfortunately this seems to be another misunderstanding that a woman is more interested in cock and skills than what the guy is like and how he treats her. "

It may SEEM that way but it's not the case, its just a hypothetical question for a bit of Tuesday afternoon fun, nothing more, nothing less.

And what 1 woman is more interested in doesn't mean that another woman is also interested in that.

Let's not read in to it too much and just play along (if you want to of course)

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’ll have £4.00 worth of fingers

1 x penis length

1 x penis girth

(I can than tweak to my liking)

1 x oral skills"

£10 well spent in my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta laugh at smug objections to objectification from participants in TO Tuesday here..... Proper funny....

Great Post OP, tickled me!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have £4.00 worth of fingers

1 x penis length

1 x penis girth

(I can than tweak to my liking)

1 x oral skills

£10 well spent in my opinion "

I thought so too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta laugh at smug objections to objectification from participants in TO Tuesday here..... Proper funny....

Great Post OP, tickled me!

X"

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Gotta laugh at smug objections to objectification from participants in TO Tuesday here..... Proper funny....

Great Post OP, tickled me!

X"

Thank you

At least there's a few that gets it

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Let's not read in to it too much and just play along (if you want to of course) "

OK then. I'd spend it all on finger skills. The ability to play an instrument can be very sexy.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Three sets of oral and a finger please....I don’t really care for the pounding stuff

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Three sets of oral and a finger please....I don’t really care for the pounding stuff "

Well hello

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Three sets of oral and a finger please....I don’t really care for the pounding stuff

Well hello "

Hello gorgeous long time no lick

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Three sets of oral and a finger please....I don’t really care for the pounding stuff

Well hello

Hello gorgeous long time no lick "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a £1 short. Are there seasonal discounts?

Mrs

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm a £1 short. Are there seasonal discounts?

Mrs "

You won't get much for a pound these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a £1 short. Are there seasonal discounts?

Mrs "

I’m sure someone will slip you a finger for free....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a £1 short. Are there seasonal discounts?

Mrs

I’m sure someone will slip you a finger for free...."

I can only hope

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a £1 short. Are there seasonal discounts?

Mrs

You won't get much for a pound these days "

You can still get quite a bit if you go behind lidl

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(...And cucks)

You have £10 to build a friend with benefits.

£2 -Penis length

£1 -Penis girth

£3 -Oral skills

£1 -Finger skills

£3 -Longevity (Time before cumming)

£3 -Stamina (Time before getting tired)

£2 -Speedy thrust

£2 -Powerful thrust

What do you spend it on "

I’ll play. I think it’s a fun post, plus I love the OP’s profile name.

I’ll take 2 x girth, 2 x fingers, stamina and power. That leaves me £1 for a mix-up from the sweet shop. Unless you’re offering a Bank Hol special on oral OP?

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

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By *niffs VerbottenMan
over a year ago

Blue Town by the Rolling Breakers

go £2 speed thrusters and £2 power thrusters. cracking good deal that, the ould bicycles due a retuning.

hey, just insulted my ex there -in here. but wait, i'm in here too..does that mean...? nooooh

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By *J Statham OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"(...And cucks)

You have £10 to build a friend with benefits.

£2 -Penis length

£1 -Penis girth

£3 -Oral skills

£1 -Finger skills

£3 -Longevity (Time before cumming)

£3 -Stamina (Time before getting tired)

£2 -Speedy thrust

£2 -Powerful thrust

What do you spend it on

I’ll play. I think it’s a fun post, plus I love the OP’s profile name.

I’ll take 2 x girth, 2 x fingers, stamina and power. That leaves me £1 for a mix-up from the sweet shop. Unless you’re offering a Bank Hol special on oral OP? "

You can have the other options all free of charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(...And cucks)

You have £10 to build a friend with benefits.

£2 -Penis length

£1 -Penis girth

£3 -Oral skills

£1 -Finger skills

£3 -Longevity (Time before cumming)

£3 -Stamina (Time before getting tired)

£2 -Speedy thrust

£2 -Powerful thrust

What do you spend it on

I’ll play. I think it’s a fun post, plus I love the OP’s profile name.

I’ll take 2 x girth, 2 x fingers, stamina and power. That leaves me £1 for a mix-up from the sweet shop. Unless you’re offering a Bank Hol special on oral OP?

You can have the other options all free of charge "

You’re a good man! Hope to say hello to you at Tropic.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I'll play along. I will have £3 oral skills, 2 fingers and spend the remainder on batteries for my toys.

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