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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwah on your bellend X

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck off "
Aaww thanks xx

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Hate to hear the bad mood pmsl

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Mwah on your bellend X "

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

OP you are officially my new favourite hero!! On my hot list!!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood "

Wait till you get to my age youngster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OP you are officially my new favourite hero!! On my hot list!!"
Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

Wait till you get to my age youngster "

He might already be your age

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Love you "
I know

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

There there

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

Wait till you get to my age youngster "

If I make it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

Wait till you get to my age youngster

He might already be your age"

Oi!! Less of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood "

Well that puts my day in perspective

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

Well that puts my day in perspective "

Then I've done my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

Well that puts my day in perspective Then I've done my job "

And I commend you on doing it so well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

Well that puts my day in perspective Then I've done my job

And I commend you on doing it so well "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood "

This is me every fucking morning lately

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine.

Fuck off creaky achey legs.

Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason.

Fuck off Boss.

Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside .

Fuck off getting older .

Fuck off today.

Fuck off me .

Just Fuck off .

And I'm in a good mood

This is me every fucking morning lately "

Wanna join the " Fuck it " club??

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

That's a long list of fuck offs I'd fuck it right off and be in a better good mood than before

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That's a long list of fuck offs I'd fuck it right off and be in a better good mood than before "
I'll be ok tomorrow , because it wont be today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so know where you are coming from on the first few things couldn't even lift my cup properly this morning it's fucking stupid hugs and hope you feel better soon xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I so know where you are coming from on the first few things couldn't even lift my cup properly this morning it's fucking stupid hugs and hope you feel better soon xx"
Awww thanks Kat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO FUCK YOU!"

"FUCK YOU TOOOO!"

Coming to America such a great movie haha

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"That's a long list of fuck offs I'd fuck it right off and be in a better good mood than before I'll be ok tomorrow , because it wont be today "

Understand totally then I too say fuck right off to today hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/19 11:58:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kind of thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suitable fucking name

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That's a long list of fuck offs I'd fuck it right off and be in a better good mood than before I'll be ok tomorrow , because it wont be today

Understand totally then I too say fuck right off to today hope that helps "

It does. Ta

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My kind of thread "
Glad I could help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Suitable fucking name "
Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I so know where you are coming from on the first few things couldn't even lift my cup properly this morning it's fucking stupid hugs and hope you feel better soon xx Awww thanks Kat xx"

No worries xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hello "
Are you gonna bring all your happiness and fluffy rainbows n shit in here ??

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You tell 'em!!

Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake.

The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon.

Jo.Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You tell 'em!!

Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake.

The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon.

Jo.Xx "

I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

You need a pint

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You need a pint "
Yeah , of Vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just totally pulled a moony at you for being a grizzle

P

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I just totally pulled a moony at you for being a grizzle

P"

Now that would do the trick fuck yeah

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka "

Yeah join you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka

Yeah join you "

Smirnoff or Vladivar

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"You tell 'em!!

Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake.

The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon.

Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx"

That is definitely something good to look forward to.

I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch.

Take care.

Jo.Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You tell 'em!!

Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake.

The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon.

Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx

That is definitely something good to look forward to.

I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch.

Take care.

Jo.Xx "

Awww fankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka "

No nicking my breakfast piss off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka

No nicking my breakfast piss off"

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

This little fella by my car holding what looks like half broom handle better fuck right off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This little fella by my car holding what looks like half broom handle better fuck right off "
You tell him

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"You tell 'em!!

Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake.

The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon.

Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx

That is definitely something good to look forward to.

I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch.

Take care.

Jo.Xx Awww fankyou xx"

You're welcome.

Not long to go now.Xx

Jo.Xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka

Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar "

Smirnoff

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka

Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar

Smirnoff "

You would want the expensive stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really need to get yourself a cushion like mine

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You tell 'em!!

Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake.

The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon.

Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx

That is definitely something good to look forward to.

I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch.

Take care.

Jo.Xx Awww fankyou xx

You're welcome.

Not long to go now.Xx

Jo.Xx "

2.5 hours sigh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You really need to get yourself a cushion like mine "
Haha excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You really need to get yourself a cushion like mine "

I need that xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka

Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar

Smirnoff You would want the expensive stuff "

Of course I have class

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You should get yourself a swear jar sweary!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You should get yourself a swear jar sweary!"
I'd be fuckin rich

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka

Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar

Smirnoff You would want the expensive stuff

Of course I have class "

Yeah , me too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fuck the fucking bastard twat arse shit cunting bollocking smeg spreading lot of them !

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Here’s a virtual hug for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fuck the fucking bastard twat arse shit cunting bollocking smeg spreading lot of them !"
, Top effort , I'm impressed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Here’s a virtual hug for you "
Recieved gratefully mwah xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Did the pint work

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Did the pint work "
Haha yes it did ( wasnt Vodka though or I'd be dead)

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Thought this was going to be that new game to play called "just fuck off".

Best played with anyone who annoys you, as they approach to annoy you again, simply hold up one hand in a stop motion and announce loudly, I've got a new game for you it's called "just fuck off" and you get to go first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you happier today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Thought this was going to be that new game to play called "just fuck off".

Best played with anyone who annoys you, as they approach to annoy you again, simply hold up one hand in a stop motion and announce loudly, I've got a new game for you it's called "just fuck off" and you get to go first! "

Sounds fun

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Are you happier today "
Yeah I'm all good today , I was just a moody bitch yesterday

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