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"Fuck off " Aaww thanks xx | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood " Wait till you get to my age youngster | |||
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"OP you are officially my new favourite hero!! On my hot list!!" Haha | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood Wait till you get to my age youngster " If I make it | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood Wait till you get to my age youngster He might already be your age" Oi!! Less of that | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood " Well that puts my day in perspective | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood Well that puts my day in perspective " Then I've done my job | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood Well that puts my day in perspective Then I've done my job " And I commend you on doing it so well | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood Well that puts my day in perspective Then I've done my job And I commend you on doing it so well " | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood " This is me every fucking morning lately | |||
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"Fuck off getting up in the morning feeling like I've been run over by a submarine. Fuck off creaky achey legs. Fuck off random pains everywhere for no fucking reason. Fuck off Boss. Fuck off loud shouty cunts outside . Fuck off getting older . Fuck off today. Fuck off me . Just Fuck off . And I'm in a good mood This is me every fucking morning lately " Wanna join the " Fuck it " club?? | |||
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"That's a long list of fuck offs I'd fuck it right off and be in a better good mood than before " I'll be ok tomorrow , because it wont be today | |||
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"I so know where you are coming from on the first few things couldn't even lift my cup properly this morning it's fucking stupid hugs and hope you feel better soon xx" Awww thanks Kat xx | |||
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"That's a long list of fuck offs I'd fuck it right off and be in a better good mood than before I'll be ok tomorrow , because it wont be today " Understand totally then I too say fuck right off to today hope that helps | |||
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"That's a long list of fuck offs I'd fuck it right off and be in a better good mood than before I'll be ok tomorrow , because it wont be today Understand totally then I too say fuck right off to today hope that helps " It does. Ta | |||
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"I so know where you are coming from on the first few things couldn't even lift my cup properly this morning it's fucking stupid hugs and hope you feel better soon xx Awww thanks Kat xx" No worries xx | |||
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"You tell 'em!! Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake. The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon. Jo.Xx " I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx | |||
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"I just totally pulled a moony at you for being a grizzle P" Now that would do the trick fuck yeah | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka " Yeah join you | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka Yeah join you " Smirnoff or Vladivar | |||
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"You tell 'em!! Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake. The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon. Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx" That is definitely something good to look forward to. I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch. Take care. Jo.Xx | |||
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"You tell 'em!! Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake. The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon. Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx That is definitely something good to look forward to. I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch. Take care. Jo.Xx " Awww fankyou xx | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka " No nicking my breakfast piss off | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka No nicking my breakfast piss off" | |||
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"This little fella by my car holding what looks like half broom handle better fuck right off " You tell him | |||
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"You tell 'em!! Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake. The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon. Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx That is definitely something good to look forward to. I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch. Take care. Jo.Xx Awww fankyou xx" You're welcome. Not long to go now.Xx Jo.Xx | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar " Smirnoff | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar Smirnoff " You would want the expensive stuff | |||
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"You tell 'em!! Take 5minutes to do some deep breathing exercises, and remind yourself that you have got this, don't put pressure on yourself, that's our first mistake. The next hour is a new one, embrace it. Hope you feel better soon. Jo.Xx I will be like this till at least 4pm . Then I'll be fine because I know Pooch will be waiting and jump on me and lick me to death. No matter how my day is , he cheers me up . I'll focus on that . Thanks xx That is definitely something good to look forward to. I hope the day passes quickly for you, so you'll be home and chilled with Pooch. Take care. Jo.Xx Awww fankyou xx You're welcome. Not long to go now.Xx Jo.Xx " 2.5 hours sigh | |||
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"You really need to get yourself a cushion like mine " Haha excellent | |||
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"You really need to get yourself a cushion like mine " I need that xx | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar Smirnoff You would want the expensive stuff " Of course I have class | |||
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"You should get yourself a swear jar sweary!" I'd be fuckin rich | |||
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"You need a pint Yeah , of Vodka Yeah join you Smirnoff or Vladivar Smirnoff You would want the expensive stuff Of course I have class " Yeah , me too | |||
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"Fuck the fucking bastard twat arse shit cunting bollocking smeg spreading lot of them !" , Top effort , I'm impressed | |||
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"Here’s a virtual hug for you " Recieved gratefully mwah xx | |||
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"Did the pint work " Haha yes it did ( wasnt Vodka though or I'd be dead) | |||
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"Thought this was going to be that new game to play called "just fuck off". Best played with anyone who annoys you, as they approach to annoy you again, simply hold up one hand in a stop motion and announce loudly, I've got a new game for you it's called "just fuck off" and you get to go first! " Sounds fun | |||
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"Are you happier today " Yeah I'm all good today , I was just a moody bitch yesterday | |||
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