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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There really are some wankers out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’ "

Stoking up a stroke there, if that's what you consider incredibly annoying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’ "

People in Starbucks or Costa rather than independent coffee shops.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?"

I'm glad someone else didn't understand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?"

I’m guessing, it means add everything to it, lettuce, tomatoes etc

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

I'm glad someone else didn't understand."

Thinking the same here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

I'm glad someone else didn't understand."

My guess was she wanted all the extras.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

I'm glad someone else didn't understand."

I didn't either. I thought it was something about pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure why but people saying supposedly when apparently seems to fit better

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?"

It just means to put everything in it salad wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Stoking up a stroke there, if that's what you consider incredibly annoying... "

We can’t let these little things slide, otherwise where would we end up.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Stoking up a stroke there, if that's what you consider incredibly annoying...

We can’t let these little things slide, otherwise where would we end up."

With a rich, full language that flexes and adapts...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

It just means to put everything in it salad wise"

Finally

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ? "

Youtub.e search for Game Grumps Subway! Backs up your feelings lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Everything I hear from moaning minnies is a bit annoying. We’re alive! Let’s enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Stoking up a stroke there, if that's what you consider incredibly annoying...

We can’t let these little things slide, otherwise where would we end up.

With a rich, full language that flexes and adapts...? "

Fo shizzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving the temperature in Fahrenheit rather than centigrade...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Deconstructed' puddings. Just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

I’m guessing, it means add everything to it, lettuce, tomatoes etc "

Oh that's cringey!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If i asked them to do that here i can just imagine them actually taking it out the back for a lap and giving it to me with extra flies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

It just means to put everything in it salad wise"

cheers dude. How the fuck do you get all of that salad in there? I usually end up with half of it on my lap when I just have lettuce cucumber and sweetcorn added.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I must be in a happy place as I can't think of any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’ "

Should this not be, "May I have?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

I’m guessing, it means add everything to it, lettuce, tomatoes etc

Oh that's cringey!! "

I know, it made me winch.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Stoking up a stroke there, if that's what you consider incredibly annoying...

We can’t let these little things slide, otherwise where would we end up.

With a rich, full language that flexes and adapts...? "

Oh I like this a lot. Yes James, stop being such an utter bore and move with the times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate subway. Just thought I'd add that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Should this not be, "May I have?" "

You’re correct Sir.

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m with you OP, really unimportant things that nobody else notices really grate on me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Surely it's going to get leaves and sticks all over it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Stoking up a stroke there, if that's what you consider incredibly annoying...

We can’t let these little things slide, otherwise where would we end up.

With a rich, full language that flexes and adapts...?

Oh I like this a lot. Yes James, stop being such an utter bore and move with the times."

Never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking about 'reaching out' instead of contacting/emailing/phoning. Business speak in general makes me feel stabby.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Stoking up a stroke there, if that's what you consider incredibly annoying...

We can’t let these little things slide, otherwise where would we end up.

With a rich, full language that flexes and adapts...?

Oh I like this a lot. Yes James, stop being such an utter bore and move with the times.

Never."

Adapt or die

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"People talking about 'reaching out' instead of contacting/emailing/phoning. Business speak in general makes me feel stabby."

Agree....I hate business speak.

"Touch base" and "circle back" irritate the life out of me....

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People talking about 'reaching out' instead of contacting/emailing/phoning. Business speak in general makes me feel stabby."
so we can't touch base soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People talking about 'reaching out' instead of contacting/emailing/phoning. Business speak in general makes me feel stabby.

Agree....I hate business speak.

"Touch base" and "circle back" irritate the life out of me...."

Are they not American sporting phrases that Americans use as dynamic language that stupid people copy?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"'Deconstructed' puddings. Just no.

"

Glad it’s just not me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

"

I love that though, and the sauce bottles in a bucket and cocktails in a jar xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying pacifically instead of specifically

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

I love that though, and the sauce bottles in a bucket and cocktails in a jar xxx"

No! Just no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I worked in subway and someone asked me to rub my foot long through their garden... I wouldnt last long in that job! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

I love that though, and the sauce bottles in a bucket and cocktails in a jar xxx

No! Just no!

"

Baked beans in an ickle bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read about a guy that bemoaned a chain sandwich shop like he didn't know how the chain sandwich works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to Americans commentate on football. A shot is on target, not on frame!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a new video for a band or trailer for a film comes out and people say its 'dropped'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it"

Texted is correct though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/05/19 08:46:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a new video for a band or trailer for a film comes out and people say its 'dropped' "
with you there. And when details of a new thing is 'leaked'. It's been done on purpose FFS!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

"

Had my smallest child out for lunch at a garden centre years ago and they served her chips in a plant pot. You would not believe the outrage one child could make. You should take her with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People saying pacifically instead of specifically "

That one kills me every time.

Or “brought” instead of “bought” - baffles me how people mix those two up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Not leaked by poster at 28/05/19 08:46:26]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ? "

Is this thread really about your penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it"

Betterer is a word in stoke

Texted is right isn't it? But I've only heard people say it 'tex'd'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ?

Is this thread really about your penis? "

Damn it I’ve been rumbled again. Every thread I start is just a look at my cock thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read about a guy that bemoaned a chain sandwich shop like he didn't know how the chain sandwich works. "

It works not to my satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been around a long time, but people saying something is 'sick' as if that's a good thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When a new video for a band or trailer for a film comes out and people say its 'dropped' "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ?

Is this thread really about your penis?

Damn it I’ve been rumbled again. Every thread I start is just a look at my cock thread."

You need help,I can recommend a good psychiatrist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has been around a long time, but people saying something is 'sick' as if that's a good thing "

Get with the times Gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has been around a long time, but people saying something is 'sick' as if that's a good thing

Get with the times Gran "

To quote your good self, "never!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if I can get breakfast on a shovel anywhere near here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read about a guy that bemoaned a chain sandwich shop like he didn't know how the chain sandwich works. "

Did this guy have a Westcountry accent and was wearing a ginger wig ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has been around a long time, but people saying something is 'sick' as if that's a good thing "

Ooooooh that's just reminded me,if the answer is 'yeah' why do some people say 'yeah' 'yeah' 'yeah' 'yeah'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has been around a long time, but people saying something is 'sick' as if that's a good thing

Ooooooh that's just reminded me,if the answer is 'yeah' why do some people say 'yeah' 'yeah' 'yeah' 'yeah' "

I’ve started doing that, cause my boss does it and he’s really cool.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

I love that though, and the sauce bottles in a bucket and cocktails in a jar xxx

No! Just no!

Baked beans in an ickle bowl "

Mr V you would have hated this...

Out for steak, meat on a wooden board, chips in basket, vegetables in a bowl, onion rings in another basket and no where to put anything together !

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"This has been around a long time, but people saying something is 'sick' as if that's a good thing "

I despise this... my lad has started saying it and we’ve had to have the chat, no street talk in my house laddie ! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read about a guy that bemoaned a chain sandwich shop like he didn't know how the chain sandwich works.

Did this guy have a Westcountry accent and was wearing a ginger wig ? "

Dunno, couldn't hear his accent in written words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

I love that though, and the sauce bottles in a bucket and cocktails in a jar xxx

No! Just no!

Baked beans in an ickle bowl

Mr V you would have hated this...

Out for steak, meat on a wooden board, chips in basket, vegetables in a bowl, onion rings in another basket and no where to put anything together !

"

Ooooooh heaven if the steaks rare and there's BBQ sauce in a quart style bottle and red wine with big glasses and gin in even bigger glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read about a guy that bemoaned a chain sandwich shop like he didn't know how the chain sandwich works.

Did this guy have a Westcountry accent and was wearing a ginger wig ?

Dunno, couldn't hear his accent in written words."

What font was he using ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says “see you later” even though you know you’re not going too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it

Betterer is a word in stoke

Texted is right isn't it? But I've only heard people say it 'tex'd' "

No... it's just text. "I text them", "they text me".

No need for "they texted me"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the canteen lady puts my beans on top of my egg!!! and then she proceeds to put the tinned tomatoes (juice and all) on my beans

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By *ockNRollArtistMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ?

Youtub.e search for Game Grumps Subway! Backs up your feelings lol"

Nice shout... Always good to see another GG fan around the place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it

Betterer is a word in stoke

Texted is right isn't it? But I've only heard people say it 'tex'd'

No... it's just text. "I text them", "they text me".

No need for "they texted me"... "

How qualified are you to teach English language?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read about a guy that bemoaned a chain sandwich shop like he didn't know how the chain sandwich works.

Did this guy have a Westcountry accent and was wearing a ginger wig ?

Dunno, couldn't hear his accent in written words.

What font was he using ? "

He didn't mention anything about eating his sandwich in church. That's not to say that he didn't eat his sandwich in church.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

It just means to put everything in it salad wise"

thanks for answering that!! this cuntry bumkiness just learned summat new from the big city world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Should this not be, "May I have?" "

I would go a with this:-

“Please may I have?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

"

. I totally love that kind of thing. I had a breakfast served in a frying pan too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it

Betterer is a word in stoke

Texted is right isn't it? But I've only heard people say it 'tex'd'

No... it's just text. "I text them", "they text me".

No need for "they texted me"...

How qualified are you to teach English language? "

Pulls up a chair and gets the popcorn and cake out...... not really, I'm just being childish, I haven't Really got popcorn or cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it

Betterer is a word in stoke

Texted is right isn't it? But I've only heard people say it 'tex'd'

No... it's just text. "I text them", "they text me".

No need for "they texted me"...

How qualified are you to teach English language? "

You wouldn't think so from a lot of my posts but I do write a lot of copy. Saying that - we all suffer from being incorrect at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When a new video for a band or trailer for a film comes out and people say its 'dropped' "

Yes!!

Even worse when people my age say it...why change it from ‘released’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the canteen lady puts my beans on top of my egg!!! and then she proceeds to put the tinned tomatoes (juice and all) on my beans "

What the fuck is she doing ?!

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Should this not be, "May I have?"

I would go a with this:-

“Please may I have?”

"

“I would like”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

"

I like that

Draw the line at a dish with gravy or in a sauce, ends up a right ole mess.

Dry food only please!

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it"

All these plus

People answering questions and beginning the answer with the word "so"

"You smashed it!"

Being called mate or buddy by people I have never met before!

Brian Bloody Cox! NO, IT ISN'T ALL AMAZING, IT JUST IS WHAT IT IS!!!

New products being "rolled out"

"Average speed cameras!" Well buy some better than average speed cameras!

*Just in case you were wondering, it's not been a good weekend.

10 items or less. It's fewer!!!!

Nazis! No explanation needed I hope.

It the coal face!

Pluto! It isn't even a planet but it has a cool name ffs.

I will stop now as I need to watch my blood pressure.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"This has been around a long time, but people saying something is 'sick' as if that's a good thing "

the joys of us HAVING to become americanized!!!! thats where that stupid saying comes from lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it

Betterer is a word in stoke

Texted is right isn't it? But I've only heard people say it 'tex'd'

No... it's just text. "I text them", "they text me".

No need for "they texted me"...

How qualified are you to teach English language?

Pulls up a chair and gets the popcorn and cake out...... not really, I'm just being childish, I haven't Really got popcorn or cake "

Wasn't being confrontational I was just curious as I'm sure my boy freind just textd me.

And I'd hate to ignore the advice of a qualified professional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I worked in subway and someone asked me to rub my foot long through their garden... I wouldnt last long in that job! Haha "

Me either, I’d like wtf do you actually want

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

I love that though, and the sauce bottles in a bucket and cocktails in a jar xxx

No! Just no!

Baked beans in an ickle bowl

Mr V you would have hated this...

Out for steak, meat on a wooden board, chips in basket, vegetables in a bowl, onion rings in another basket and no where to put anything together !

Ooooooh heaven if the steaks rare and there's BBQ sauce in a quart style bottle and red wine with big glasses and gin in even bigger glasses "

Sounds like you’ve been to the same place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people add you as a friend without even speaking a word to you. Lol seriously? Delete !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all pretentious bollox really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pacifically

Hospical

Texted

Textses

They 'borrowed me' it

All these plus

People answering questions and beginning the answer with the word "so"

"You smashed it!"

Being called mate or buddy by people I have never met before!

Brian Bloody Cox! NO, IT ISN'T ALL AMAZING, IT JUST IS WHAT IT IS!!!

New products being "rolled out"

"Average speed cameras!" Well buy some better than average speed cameras!

*Just in case you were wondering, it's not been a good weekend.

10 items or less. It's fewer!!!!

Nazis! No explanation needed I hope.

It the coal face!

Pluto! It isn't even a planet but it has a cool name ffs.

I will stop now as I need to watch my blood pressure.

"

Can I add to the list - Gifting

As in it’s Gifting Season - no John Lewis it’s Christmas presents...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’ "

Totally agree with this one. I reckon this entered English English when people watched Friends. Drives me crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food being served on a plank of wood or a slate. And chips in a little bucket or basket.

I love that though, and the sauce bottles in a bucket and cocktails in a jar xxx

No! Just no!

Baked beans in an ickle bowl

Mr V you would have hated this...

Out for steak, meat on a wooden board, chips in basket, vegetables in a bowl, onion rings in another basket and no where to put anything together !

Ooooooh heaven if the steaks rare and there's BBQ sauce in a quart style bottle and red wine with big glasses and gin in even bigger glasses

Sounds like you’ve been to the same place "

And loved every minute of it

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley

Most (but not all) of the above tbh!

My absolute pet hate though is all the reality shows who talk about a ‘journey ‘ all the time when they haven’t flipping moved!

It’s oozed into the real world too - the most inconsequential thing is described as a journey!

Why ffs?

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Totally agree with this one. I reckon this entered English English when people watched Friends. Drives me crazy."

Possibly even "Please may I have...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People wearing T-shirts with bold slogans that they don't really live by:

No Fear

One life live (sat in Greg's staring at smart phone)

Surfing slogans (doesnt even have a board).

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Out for steak, meat on a wooden board, chips in basket, vegetables in a bowl, onion rings in another basket and no where to put anything together !

"

I've been served onion rings on a wooden pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?"

Lol, I’m assuming it means please add salad.

That said, if I ran it through my garden it would be covered in s and maybe some dog shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" People wearing T-shirts with bold slogans that they don't really live by:

No Fear

One life live (sat in Greg's staring at smart phone)

Surfing slogans (doesnt even have a board)."

To be fair though to have any fear in Starbucks or subway you'd have to be a right pussy or have social anxiety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’

Totally agree with this one. I reckon this entered English English when people watched Friends. Drives me crazy.

Possibly even "Please may I have....""

Also true. The thing is, when I ask questions in that way the baristas all start tutting at the spurious words. They may as well actually say “hurry up, old man” it’s so obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does running a sub through the garden actually mean?

I'm glad someone else didn't understand.

My guess was she wanted all the extras. "

Fuckinell. I'd be glaring at her too. This is doing nothing for my frown lines!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread..."

I'm going to do the biggest all singing all dancing with bells on unlos thread the forum has ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

I'm going to do the biggest all singing all dancing with bells on unlos thread the forum has ever seen"

Don’t go Dash Von Riprock...I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is full of pedantic English teachers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

I'm going to do the biggest all singing all dancing with bells on unlos thread the forum has ever seen"

You’re going nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

I'm going to do the biggest all singing all dancing with bells on unlos thread the forum has ever seen

Don’t go Dash Von Riprock...I love you "

Awwww thanks love,its only a matter of time I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" People wearing T-shirts with bold slogans that they don't really live by:

No Fear

One life live (sat in Greg's staring at smart phone)

Surfing slogans (doesnt even have a board)."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

I'm going to do the biggest all singing all dancing with bells on unlos thread the forum has ever seen

Don’t go Dash Von Riprock...I love you

Awwww thanks love,its only a matter of time I suppose"

Before? We get married? Sssshhhhhhh

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Ppls need to declare constantly it's cringey as well as getting ok and annoying...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Out for steak, meat on a wooden board, chips in basket, vegetables in a bowl, onion rings in another basket and no where to put anything together !

I've been served onion rings on a wooden pole

"

You reminded me of another one.... fajitas served in a metal stack cage or kebabs hanging from a metal device

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ppls need to declare constantly it's cringey as well as getting ok and annoying... "

*Old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread..."

Yikes I thought the opposite was true?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppls need to declare constantly it's cringey as well as getting ok and annoying...

*Old"

Did you watch bsb over the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

I'm going to do the biggest all singing all dancing with bells on unlos thread the forum has ever seen

Don’t go Dash Von Riprock...I love you

Awwww thanks love,its only a matter of time I suppose

Before? We get married? Sssshhhhhhh "

Ssssssshhhhhh

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ppls need to declare constantly it's cringey as well as getting ok and annoying...

*Old

Did you watch bsb over the weekend? "

No was to busy.....little ppl invaded.....

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By *erts_darlings1Couple
over a year ago

watford


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

Yikes I thought the opposite was true?! "

I don't know what "unlos" means, literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppls need to declare constantly it's cringey as well as getting ok and annoying...

*Old

Did you watch bsb over the weekend?

No was to busy.....little ppl invaded..... "

I really really don't like Scott reading,he bugs me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

Yikes I thought the opposite was true?!

I don't know what "unlos" means, literally."

User no longer on site

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Ppls need to declare constantly it's cringey as well as getting ok and annoying...

*Old

Did you watch bsb over the weekend?

No was to busy.....little ppl invaded.....

I really really don't like Scott reading,he bugs me"

Why? At his age he,s done bloody well.....fair play to him....takes balls to throw them machines around....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the canteen lady puts my beans on top of my egg!!! and then she proceeds to put the tinned tomatoes (juice and all) on my beans "

Could you simply just ask her not to?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I know something's can get so annoying. But I really do try not to sweat the small stuff, I just don't like getting wound up so I try to to let it go.

For me though I don't like people dropping litter, pushing in or sticking chewing gum anywhere.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

Yikes I thought the opposite was true?!

I don't know what "unlos" means, literally.

User no longer on site"

Thanks... I always wondered

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ? "

Loooool, that is actually sickening. I've also heard that sandwich technician or something like that too. I remember thinking to myself, "What the fuck? She's got to be taking the piss?!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Out for steak, meat on a wooden board, chips in basket, vegetables in a bowl, onion rings in another basket and no where to put anything together !

I've been served onion rings on a wooden pole

You reminded me of another one.... fajitas served in a metal stack cage or kebabs hanging from a metal device "

Or sizzling steaks and sizzling fajitas where they came in the skillet thing on a wooden block still sizzling away ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people go “unlos” and don’t do a thread...

Yikes I thought the opposite was true?! "

It is for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read about a guy that bemoaned a chain sandwich shop like he didn't know how the chain sandwich works.

Did this guy have a Westcountry accent and was wearing a ginger wig ?

Dunno, couldn't hear his accent in written words.

What font was he using ?

He didn't mention anything about eating his sandwich in church. That's not to say that he didn't eat his sandwich in church."

Oh yeah I get it. But let’s not forget you’re original comment was another snide dig at me, like quite a few that you’ve made at me, that I let go. Have a good day nice guy!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ? "

Was the woman happy

I find non happy people annoying

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I hate seeing 'could of' instead of 'could have'. I don't know why, but it really irritates me.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City


"I was in Subway and the women in front asked the sandwich Technician to run her sub through the garden. I’m not sure what’s more annoying, the lad serving is called a ‘sandwich technician’ or the woman asking him to run her baguette through the garden.

What incredibly annoying things have you heard people say or do when out and about ? "

you might as well get your money's worth they're expensive enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ppls need to declare constantly it's cringey as well as getting ok and annoying...

*Old

Did you watch bsb over the weekend?

No was to busy.....little ppl invaded.....

I really really don't like Scott reading,he bugs me

Why? At his age he,s done bloody well.....fair play to him....takes balls to throw them machines around...."

He can ride definitely, just his voice and attitude, he's a bit full of himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the canteen lady puts my beans on top of my egg!!! and then she proceeds to put the tinned tomatoes (juice and all) on my beans

Could you simply just ask her not to?"

I did,iv got OCD apparently

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

when you go for a balti and they serve it in a clay dish instead of the metal balti dish it's cooked in grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the canteen lady puts my beans on top of my egg!!! and then she proceeds to put the tinned tomatoes (juice and all) on my beans

Could you simply just ask her not to?

I did,iv got OCD apparently "

I'd have told her to forget it and left her holding the plate.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"People in Starbucks saying ‘Can I get!’ instead ‘Can I Have!’ "

Agree, the people behind the till should just reply "yes, you can get" and watch the reaction!

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