FabSwingers.com forum: A Very British Sex Shop

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's one of those occasional Ch4 sex programmes.

You know we enjoy taking the proverbial watching these...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm in.. not one right now..but recently

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Huge wobbly willies.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wife, girlfriend and son involved.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Milking machines! I've wanted to try one before (on someone else obviously).

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Milking machines! I've wanted to try one before (on someone else obviously)."

It looked very industrial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best line then; These dildos aren’t going to sell themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His son doesn't look too bovvered

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

He wants me to take the reins lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"He wants me to take the reins lol "

That did make me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a gay porn film once that included a fucking machine and a fork lift truck

It was in a bar, in Berlin

It left me and 3 other semi pissed guys open mouthed and in silence

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hmmm, I'm worried about cleaning on the fixed vulva models.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a real lady mate,..

However ..the doll doesn't talk ..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Get a real lady mate,..

However ..the doll doesn't talk .. "

Yet.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hmmm, I'm worried about cleaning on the fixed vulva models.

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douche sale opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering how much kitchen porters get paid these days

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You really don't get more seaside British than bingo for a sex shop.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

This a real TV program?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This a real TV program?"

It is.

The whole family is involved.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

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"You really don't get more seaside British than bingo for a sex shop. "
try drag bingo in Brighton..it's brilliant

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How's he able to do the sex toys on the street?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Note to self .go to lust just before valentine's Day

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"How's he able to do the sex toys on the street?"
it's Brighton

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"This a real TV program?

It is.

The whole family is involved."

What has the world come to?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This a real TV program?

It is.

The whole family is involved.

What has the world come to?

If it's any comfort, the children (young adults) are a bit embarrassed and appear to only be involved to keep their inheritance.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How much is latex

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nothing says I love you like a fist.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh dear Julietta

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Oh dear Julietta"

I'd prefer the alpha romeo

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh dear Julietta"

She looks so young.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Nothing says I love you like a fist."

Mrs Likety, this is a very bizarre question, but I'll ask it anyway; did you used to be one of Jehovah's witnesses?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nothing says I love you like a fist.

Mrs Likety, this is a very bizarre question, but I'll ask it anyway; did you used to be one of Jehovah's witnesses?"

No, but I did want to be a nun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that sex doll

i'd be frightened to fkin death of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another day

Another dildo

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Nothing says I love you like a fist.

Mrs Likety, this is a very bizarre question, but I'll ask it anyway; did you used to be one of Jehovah's witnesses?

No, but I did want to be a nun."

Haha! Ok then!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nothing says I love you like a fist.

Mrs Likety, this is a very bizarre question, but I'll ask it anyway; did you used to be one of Jehovah's witnesses?

No, but I did want to be a nun.

Haha! Ok then!"

Why do you ask?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nothing says I love you like a fist.

Mrs Likety, this is a very bizarre question, but I'll ask it anyway; did you used to be one of Jehovah's witnesses?

No, but I did want to be a nun."
climb every mountain?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If it's any comfort, the children (young adults) are a bit embarrassed and appear to only be involved to keep their inheritance."

Awww the things kids do for their parents. Inheritance

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"No, but I did want to be a nun.

And I thought the TV prog was unusual

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Nothing says I love you like a fist.

Mrs Likety, this is a very bizarre question, but I'll ask it anyway; did you used to be one of Jehovah's witnesses?

No, but I did want to be a nun.climb every mountain?"

That film is as old as I am. I know every song.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If it's any comfort, the children (young adults) are a bit embarrassed and appear to only be involved to keep their inheritance.

Awww the things kids do for their parents. Inheritance

They're trying to break up with Dad and have careers not in the sec shops. That's going to be tricky.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nothing says I love you like a fist.

Mrs Likety, this is a very bizarre question, but I'll ask it anyway; did you used to be one of Jehovah's witnesses?

No, but I did want to be a nun.climb every mountain?

That film is as old as I am. I know every song."
aww that's lovely

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We've been in both those shops. The hardcore one is better

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No, but I did want to be a nun.

And I thought the TV prog was unusual

I haven't quite given up on the idea. There is a convent near me with nuns working in the community. I'd have to stop being so selfish and acquisitive.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We've been in both those shops. The hardcore one is better"

Is that where the giant dildo came from?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"They're trying to break up with Dad and have careers not in the sec shops. That's going to be tricky."

They'll end up as B list celebrities now

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"No, but I did want to be a nun.

And I thought the TV prog was unusual

I haven't quite given up on the idea. There is a convent near me with nuns working in the community. I'd have to stop being so selfish and acquisitive."

And liking sex

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not warming to him.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm allergic to latex

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No, but I did want to be a nun.

And I thought the TV prog was unusual

I haven't quite given up on the idea. There is a convent near me with nuns working in the community. I'd have to stop being so selfish and acquisitive.

And liking sex

I don't have to stop liking it, just doing it. Which is entirely possible.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'm not warming to him.

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he wasn't very helpful..but he got the show going..and bless they they all stepped up to the plate

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Now I can look forward to 100 vaginas

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"We've been in both those shops. The hardcore one is better

Is that where the giant dildo came from?"

No, I think that was mail order.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Watching on 4+1 now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Watching on 4+1 now "
haha.. enjoy x

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Now I can look forward to 100 vaginas"

Are they showing it again? There is a really beautiful sequence.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Now I can look forward to 100 vaginas

Are they showing it again? There is a really beautiful sequence."
I've seen it before.. you're right

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Now I can look forward to 100 vaginas

Are they showing it again? There is a really beautiful sequence.I've seen it before.. you're right"
it's not all salacious phwoarr...some thought provoking parts

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Now I can look forward to 100 vaginas

Are they showing it again? There is a really beautiful sequence.I've seen it before.. you're right it's not all salacious phwoarr...some thought provoking parts "

I enjoyed watching it the first time it was on.

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

Watching it now with a vanilla friend. She's transfixed. I'm kinda "meh".

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Watching it now with a vanilla friend. She's transfixed. I'm kinda "meh".

Are you ready to show her your toy collection?

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over a year ago

"We've been in both those shops. The hardcore one is better

Is that where the giant dildo came from?

No, I think that was mail order.

How did the postman get it in his van?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We've been in both those shops. The hardcore one is better

Is that where the giant dildo came from?

No, I think that was mail order.

How did the postman get it in his van?

They came round with a juggernaut and heavy lifting equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've been in both those shops. The hardcore one is better

Is that where the giant dildo came from?

No, I think that was mail order.

How did the postman get it in his van?

They came round with a juggernaut and heavy lifting equipment

I hate it when I get things off t'internet and they're not as big as they look in the photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This a real TV program?

It is.

The whole family is involved."

I'm looking it up.

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Watching it now with a vanilla friend. She's transfixed. I'm kinda "meh".

Are you ready to show her your toy collection?

Gonna buy her one especially!

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